Stephen Carpenter
@scarophen.bsky.social
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I don't want to talk to a chatbot simulacrum of my late grandmother I want to dream about her alien ghost lover after reading a particularly erotic passage from her diary like god intended
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I don't want to talk to a chatbot simulacrum of my late grandmother I want to dream about her alien ghost lover after reading a particularly erotic passage from her diary like god intended
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ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
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"Your pattern of reluctance cannot hold; the dam will break at some point. Every year, you read 'backgammon set' as one of my lovely gift suggestions, and every year you scroll right past it as if you know better than me. Let’s be clear: you don’t."
I’m a Holiday Gift Guide Writer, and I Really Need You Pricks to Start Playing Backgammon
On the whole, I love my job writing holiday gift guides. I get to curate beautiful lists designed to help you, the consumer, bring joy to your love...
buff.ly
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"Your pattern of reluctance cannot hold; the dam will break at some point. Every year, you read 'backgammon set' as one of my lovely gift suggestions, and every year you scroll right past it as if you know better than me. Let’s be clear: you don’t."
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Godzilla and Mothra are lovers. They should not war pon each other. Do not toss her in to building Godzilla. Do not use your many grabby legs in anger Mothra. Remember your love .
December 10, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Godzilla and Mothra are lovers. They should not war pon each other. Do not toss her in to building Godzilla. Do not use your many grabby legs in anger Mothra. Remember your love .
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reading history is wild because it's like, wow, shit was extremely fucked up the entire time and remains so. wow
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
reading history is wild because it's like, wow, shit was extremely fucked up the entire time and remains so. wow
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can't believe we've been having video games as art discourse again when we've had this since 2010
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
can't believe we've been having video games as art discourse again when we've had this since 2010
Frankenstien online
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Frankenstien online
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you jerk you didn’t call me up (bernadette mayer)
![Sonnet] You jerk you didn't call me up
BY BERNADETTE MAYER
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You jerk you didn't call me up
I haven't seen you in so long
You probably have a fucking tan
& besides that instead of making love tonight
You're drinking your parents to the airport
I'm through with you bourgeois boys
All you ever do is go back to ancestral comforts
Only money can get—even Catullus was rich but
Nowadays you guys settle for a couch
By a soporific color cable t.v. set
Instead of any arc of love, no wonder
The G.I. Joe team blows it every other time
Wake up! It's the middle of the night
You can either make love or die at the hands of the Cobra Commander](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5x4p5tgshfa7xef6f3jrv34h/bafkreidhkxophamwcijrapfjmi22albprvkbypkbsjhgx6n7njl4fpkiei@jpeg)
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
you jerk you didn’t call me up (bernadette mayer)
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Souvenir pennant in Japan, my collection.
"ロボトピア" ROBOTOPIA, Hokkaido Prefecture.
This is a pennant from "Robotopia" held in Sapporo in 1981. "Robotopia" was a science awareness event for children during summer vacation.
Length 59cm （23.2in). This pennant was produced in 1981. #vintage
"ロボトピア" ROBOTOPIA, Hokkaido Prefecture.
This is a pennant from "Robotopia" held in Sapporo in 1981. "Robotopia" was a science awareness event for children during summer vacation.
Length 59cm （23.2in). This pennant was produced in 1981. #vintage
October 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Souvenir pennant in Japan, my collection.
"ロボトピア" ROBOTOPIA, Hokkaido Prefecture.
This is a pennant from "Robotopia" held in Sapporo in 1981. "Robotopia" was a science awareness event for children during summer vacation.
Length 59cm （23.2in). This pennant was produced in 1981. #vintage
"ロボトピア" ROBOTOPIA, Hokkaido Prefecture.
This is a pennant from "Robotopia" held in Sapporo in 1981. "Robotopia" was a science awareness event for children during summer vacation.
Length 59cm （23.2in). This pennant was produced in 1981. #vintage
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Character of the Day: Droopy McCool
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Character of the Day: Droopy McCool
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There's only one rule in the jungle
September 18, 2024 at 4:07 AM
There's only one rule in the jungle
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You gotta be silly, dude. At least a little bit. You gotta have a spring in your step and a smile in your heart or else none of this matters
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You gotta be silly, dude. At least a little bit. You gotta have a spring in your step and a smile in your heart or else none of this matters
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![post from twitter by @pyrameadhead:
[a picture of ricky from trailer park boys edited with the blue spice eyes from dune]
Corey, Trevor, spice, go. Listen, if I gotta go to war with the Heinekens, I gotta be high. I'm the Quiznos hat rack so what I say goes.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7w73qep6gaf3udcp27n7oxcc/bafkreignd3cswcrmgsgf2x7xsefiz7vpcjrdurikpnnbwzjzbuoisotghi@jpeg)
Korean for thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Korean for thanksgiving.
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you met me at a very overcaffienated time in my life
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
you met me at a very overcaffienated time in my life
“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.” -Mark Twain
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.” -Mark Twain
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
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Idk maybe WH40K was a mistake
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Idk maybe WH40K was a mistake
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A meme from 2020 that's stuck with me was about how the Imperium of Man (a multiplanetary spacefaring empire) does 1000 human sacrifices a day, and that was meant to demonstrate its immense cruelty, but we were losing more people to covid daily in the US alone, effectively sacrificing them to Mammon
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A meme from 2020 that's stuck with me was about how the Imperium of Man (a multiplanetary spacefaring empire) does 1000 human sacrifices a day, and that was meant to demonstrate its immense cruelty, but we were losing more people to covid daily in the US alone, effectively sacrificing them to Mammon
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107. There should be a new anthology of Star Wars short stories like Tales from the Cantina or From a Certain Point of View every year. Tales from Jabba’s Palace is arguably more responsible for making me a Star Wars Guy than the movies.
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
107. There should be a new anthology of Star Wars short stories like Tales from the Cantina or From a Certain Point of View every year. Tales from Jabba’s Palace is arguably more responsible for making me a Star Wars Guy than the movies.
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59. It’s gotta be gayer. It should be, it won’t be, but it’s gotta be gayer. Give us a Doctor Aphra show that’s like a Space Young Indiana Jones.
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
59. It’s gotta be gayer. It should be, it won’t be, but it’s gotta be gayer. Give us a Doctor Aphra show that’s like a Space Young Indiana Jones.
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29. The Thrawn trilogy is not anywhere close to as good as you remember. But it did come at a time where there was nothing else really going on in Star Wars, and opened up the possibilities of what a Star Wars story could be.
They would make terrible movies.
They would make terrible movies.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
29. The Thrawn trilogy is not anywhere close to as good as you remember. But it did come at a time where there was nothing else really going on in Star Wars, and opened up the possibilities of what a Star Wars story could be.
They would make terrible movies.
They would make terrible movies.