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Scott Barolo
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he • biology prof & PhD program director 🧪• not representing my employer • ill-qualified to recommend myself to strangers • hearing impaired • romance, sff & other 📚 • #9ReplyGuys • no terfs
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Uhh major institutions are starting to follow me, so let me say again:
This Account Is Almost Entirely Nonsense, Foolishness and Shenanigans
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Boats (2019)
November 20, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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"special relationship" listen Britain I've been the most junior ranking member of a horrible polycule and i was told that was special too
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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JFC this country never fucking learns
January 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
This thread just convinced me to try the Heated Rivalry books
That book solidified my forever love for the Ottawa Centaurs
January 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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I choose to take this as a positive omen.

(As named and drawn by Paul Kidby, illustrator of Discworld.)
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
truly one of the worst years to ever do it
January 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Gettin’ there! 🧩🌵
December 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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🎆🎆🎆
December 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Just texted a friend "can you remind me when you're around tomorrow/overmorrow" and I just think if a few of us really gave it a try suuuper casually we could bring back this word for day after tomorrow next year
December 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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truly one of the geniuses of posting
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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A free, open-access library of high-quality organism illustrations for science communication
A free, open-access library of high-quality organism illustrations for science communication
We create vector graphics of model organisms and emerging biological research organisms to enhance our publications. We’re sharing these editable graphics under a CC0 license for other scientists to...
doi.org
December 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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I’ll be chasing the high of when my fiction professor said “fuck, amber” after reading a line from my story out loud for the rest of my life
December 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Not just the rich and that's also something to sit with.
COVID really opened my eyes.

We had two paths ahead of us, and as soon as we took a single step towards THINKING about an equitable world, the rich put their full force into stopping it.

They loath humanity.
December 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Spinster
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Miss Marple! Nancy Drew! It's a great year for mystery fans.
When the clock strikes midnight on January 1, creative works from 1930 & sound recordings from 1925 will enter the public domain in the US, like:

💄 Dizzy Dishes, first Betty Boop cartoon
🕵️♀️ First 4 Nancy Drew novels
🚂 The Little Engine That Could
🎩 Morocco
🍑 Georgia on My Mind
and many more!

🧵👇
December 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Basically every Lorraine Heath ebook is on sale at the moment it seems (I only did a screenshot of the first image in the post) - .99 to 3.99
December 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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you’re gonna need a tinier tim
December 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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LMAOOOOO
December 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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sometimes... sometimes anime isn't a mistake
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great

*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess

DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?

VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject

The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
A lot of folks here probably don’t know I wrote a paper about using the game of Mastermind to teach logic & experimental design & interpretation: 🧪
journals.plos.org/plosbiology/...
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
xmas eve mastermind. don’t show my opponent this skeet
December 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM