sayer holmes (they/them)
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growth (noun): me in middle school being tricked into wearing an american flag shirt in peak bush era --> me celebrating socialism post-covid
@pftompkins.bsky.social can you stop posting so much i need to sleep and see my family
January 2, 2026 at 3:45 AM
@pftompkins.bsky.social can you stop posting so much i need to sleep and see my family
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one fictional character who would have been a terrific poster, just hell on wheels on this website? pippi longstocking
January 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
one fictional character who would have been a terrific poster, just hell on wheels on this website? pippi longstocking
as someone with Large Concerns about claymation, my relationship with wallace & gromit is already compromised. i DO love their names,
what if you found out it was actually called Wallace and Grompit and you had been saying it wrong this entire time . would you still go to work or would you call out so you could take some time to process this information
January 2, 2026 at 3:41 AM
as someone with Large Concerns about claymation, my relationship with wallace & gromit is already compromised. i DO love their names,
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happy new year to all my extremely online friends
January 1, 2024 at 7:22 AM
happy new year to all my extremely online friends
before dinner mint. fight me
January 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
before dinner mint. fight me
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high levels of soup discourse on here today
December 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
high levels of soup discourse on here today
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damn that baby looks cool as hell
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
damn that baby looks cool as hell
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tired: everything's computer
wired: fewer things will be computer
wired: fewer things will be computer
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
tired: everything's computer
wired: fewer things will be computer
wired: fewer things will be computer
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avatar 6: sugar and spice
December 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
avatar 6: sugar and spice
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as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
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peter gallagher scathing dr oz biopic when
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
peter gallagher scathing dr oz biopic when
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they should let you give siri a minnesota accent
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
they should let you give siri a minnesota accent
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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we gotta get some more funny people on here
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
we gotta get some more funny people on here
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trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
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(seeing a bible chapter and verse sticker on a car window in traffic) oh cool. i'll be sure to go home and look that up. and then, believe in it
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
(seeing a bible chapter and verse sticker on a car window in traffic) oh cool. i'll be sure to go home and look that up. and then, believe in it
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honestly so chilling to receive a no-subject email from burger king
October 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
honestly so chilling to receive a no-subject email from burger king