Saresa
@saresa.bsky.social
Still a shit cunt, tbh. Now with less metal! Nerdery, books, tattoos, drug harm minimisation stuff, insurmountable debt and an unfortunate oversized arse. Will provide Vegemite sandwiches on request.
Not political on Thursdays (Australian time)
Not political on Thursdays (Australian time)
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Saresa
@saresa.bsky.social
· Jan 8
2025 Reading Thread. Please do not take this as endorsement or recommendation <3
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Ford Ranger - the most popular conformadoor fake tradie SUV, two to three times more chance of killing you in a collision.
#auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
#auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Police rule out schoolies link after Noosa pedestrian killed
A 17-year-old boy was struck by a ute about 2am and died at the scene.
www.abc.net.au
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Ford Ranger - the most popular conformadoor fake tradie SUV, two to three times more chance of killing you in a collision.
#auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
#auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
My maths/science coded brain was overruled by my ongoing war with the science faculty and my boredom with mathematics, so I only studied humanities in Year 11 and 12. Somewhat limited the choices after that, so I fell into teaching after working out that law was really fucking boring.
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My maths/science coded brain was overruled by my ongoing war with the science faculty and my boredom with mathematics, so I only studied humanities in Year 11 and 12. Somewhat limited the choices after that, so I fell into teaching after working out that law was really fucking boring.
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ME: wouldn’t it be nice to wake up to the gentle songs of small birds and ease into the day with a little poetry
A HATEFUL UNIVERSE: poetry you say
A HATEFUL UNIVERSE: poetry you say
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
ME: wouldn’t it be nice to wake up to the gentle songs of small birds and ease into the day with a little poetry
A HATEFUL UNIVERSE: poetry you say
A HATEFUL UNIVERSE: poetry you say
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This is the most Australian thing I have seen all week and it's a mood
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This is the most Australian thing I have seen all week and it's a mood
That moment when you decide to give up and go to bed, and realise you washed the linens earlier in the day 😭😭
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
That moment when you decide to give up and go to bed, and realise you washed the linens earlier in the day 😭😭
Someone on social media just tried to tell me that schools misuse disability funding, and her proof is that her child receives 10k a year... which she believes could cover 2 hours a day of one on one support from an additional specialist teacher, training for teachers, and tools such as headphones.
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Someone on social media just tried to tell me that schools misuse disability funding, and her proof is that her child receives 10k a year... which she believes could cover 2 hours a day of one on one support from an additional specialist teacher, training for teachers, and tools such as headphones.
Tickets secured! Deftones and Interpol, let's fucking go, and grabbed a spare to hopefully drag a friend along and not be Nigel no friends
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Tickets secured! Deftones and Interpol, let's fucking go, and grabbed a spare to hopefully drag a friend along and not be Nigel no friends
Ok, who is coming to Deftones and Interpol with me 😍🤘
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Ok, who is coming to Deftones and Interpol with me 😍🤘
This and the chokehold Aussie soaps had in the UK for the longest time 🤣
Why is it that Australia’s biggest cultural exports are wildly successful children’s entertainment and the most fucked up horror movies you’ve ever seen?
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This and the chokehold Aussie soaps had in the UK for the longest time 🤣
Hahaha this was a kid on the train last night after Metallica. "I might be a little high,"... mate, I barely noticed 🤪🤣
me when he says his favorite movie of all time is The Boondock Saints
November 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Hahaha this was a kid on the train last night after Metallica. "I might be a little high,"... mate, I barely noticed 🤪🤣
Love some niche humour 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Love some niche humour 🤣
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Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests
Ok, off to Metallica today, do not have a Metallica shirt because I generally never like their designs, so... which option?
A) Deftones
B) Baby Metal
C) Caligula's Horse
D) Parkway Drive
(Maybe photos to come, but also, lazy)
A) Deftones
B) Baby Metal
C) Caligula's Horse
D) Parkway Drive
(Maybe photos to come, but also, lazy)
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Ok, off to Metallica today, do not have a Metallica shirt because I generally never like their designs, so... which option?
A) Deftones
B) Baby Metal
C) Caligula's Horse
D) Parkway Drive
(Maybe photos to come, but also, lazy)
A) Deftones
B) Baby Metal
C) Caligula's Horse
D) Parkway Drive
(Maybe photos to come, but also, lazy)
Fuck it. Laneway tickets acquired
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Fuck it. Laneway tickets acquired
Spent money I didn't have to spend on one of those lemon toys, joining the Socialist Party, and a calzone, and if it's not the most me coded thing, I don't even know what is.
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Spent money I didn't have to spend on one of those lemon toys, joining the Socialist Party, and a calzone, and if it's not the most me coded thing, I don't even know what is.
Also, 2 tickets to Laneway on resale. Do I? Or do I take the gamble of getting an early shift?
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Also, 2 tickets to Laneway on resale. Do I? Or do I take the gamble of getting an early shift?
I have the teeniest, tiniest little splinter or spike off a plant in my finger and its annoying af
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I have the teeniest, tiniest little splinter or spike off a plant in my finger and its annoying af
Remember this daft biddy/bot? Well, today it revealed its also a Nazi bot! Lots of truly heinous antisemitic comments on a post about those neo-Nazi wankers in Sydney... what a quality... human, bot, who knows.
Meta mods can't do their job for shit.
Meta mods can't do their job for shit.
Might just start a Bluesky account dedicated to reposting annoying shittakes from fuckwits on Insta. Like this lass, commenting on a @firstdogonthemoon.bsky.social cartoon about wankers who cut down trees that "block" water views...
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Remember this daft biddy/bot? Well, today it revealed its also a Nazi bot! Lots of truly heinous antisemitic comments on a post about those neo-Nazi wankers in Sydney... what a quality... human, bot, who knows.
Meta mods can't do their job for shit.
Meta mods can't do their job for shit.
At any rate, theres a top 10 games of all time list out there and I'm salty Pokemon fucking Red (not even the best Pokemon game) is on there and Half-Life and FF VII are not. Genuine bafflement.
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
At any rate, theres a top 10 games of all time list out there and I'm salty Pokemon fucking Red (not even the best Pokemon game) is on there and Half-Life and FF VII are not. Genuine bafflement.
Some dude is trying to tell me Halo was more revolutionary than Half-Life and I just... what. What planet is this dude on.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Some dude is trying to tell me Halo was more revolutionary than Half-Life and I just... what. What planet is this dude on.
Almost all of my suggested friends on Discord are my children's friends, and honestly, it is not a vibe.
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Almost all of my suggested friends on Discord are my children's friends, and honestly, it is not a vibe.
I did not have getting sconed by a babybel cheese on my bingo card for work this week. Or this year. Or ever, even.
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I did not have getting sconed by a babybel cheese on my bingo card for work this week. Or this year. Or ever, even.
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losing it that these were the best pics of John Howard that AAP could get today
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
losing it that these were the best pics of John Howard that AAP could get today
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
Do I want to buy last minute Rufus tickets? Do I?
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Do I want to buy last minute Rufus tickets? Do I?