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Saresa
@saresa.bsky.social
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Still a shit cunt, tbh. Now with less metal! Nerdery, books, tattoos, drug harm minimisation stuff, insurmountable debt and an unfortunate oversized arse. Will provide Vegemite sandwiches on request.
Not political on Thursdays (Australian time)
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Don't mind the not done hair, or the fact that converse don't make their shoes for us women with big calves
A woman wearing a pair of black knee high converse, a denim skirt with a black fabric underskirt, unevenly cut, with "leather" decorative straps, and a Baby Metal shirt which is black with a bright neon green Baby Metal logo, and neon blue, pink and green stylised figures of the band. She is taking a selfie in a mirror for a fit check and throwing the horns A woman wearing a pair of black knee high converse, a denim skirt with a black fabric underskirt, unevenly cut, with "leather" decorative straps, and a Deftones shirt which is black, with DEFTONES in large white caps at the top of the shirt, above an enormous picture of a black cat's face. She is taking a selfie in a mirror for a fit check and throwing the horns with her hand up above her head.
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Hahahahahahahahahaha my favourite reply. The theme song! Mate, if we are talking music, lets get started on Portal, hey? Now THAT'S a cracking final credits song.
A screenshot of a comment: without Halo ammo counters and HUDs would look completely different. Everyone knows the Halo theme, I couldn't tell you one track from Half Life let alone what the game's/ series' theme sounds like. I'm not saying it's a bad game. But stacked against Halo 2 or 3 in terms of reception and marketing, music and even story arguably, and of course its iconic vehicle and weapon designs, it just doesn't compare. Half Life is a qreat game for story, and I like the art stvle. But that's about as far as it goes for me personally.
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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For context (because my wage is a matter of public record, so idgaf if you can see the numbers).. I am 3 years younger than her and outearn her considerably. I plan to invest the exact same amount on top as she does ($100 a week). I got 2 projections, one from my fund, and one elsewhere...
Projection A, provided by my fund - puts me at a total of $1.24m at 60. Projection B, from Australian Super, puts my fund at $1.46m at age 60. I earn $60k more than this woman a year. I would have easily been out earning her for the last 15 years. Something is not adding up in her advice.
November 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Theres also this absolutely WILD projection for her super that she bangs on endlessly about. The most optimistic thing I've seen since the days when I still had periods and went pad free because "I think its gone now!" (It never was)
A super projection post used to bash Labor's super tax. She projects that her current 350k balance, with contributions of just over $10k a year, will enable her to retire at 60 with over $2m in super. That's incredibly high performance (Also, the use of the term "interest" is incorrect, which makes me wonder where this graph even comes from)
November 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Fucking LOL at you, global_pet_sitters. No doubt your web dev skills are as shit as you are generally.
Screenshot of a comments section. My commentary in [square brackets] because I can not help myself. I'm sorry. Global_pet_sitters. 0 likes. Or if only they hadn't taken it - or the seller hadn't sold it - natural selection. Its_scarlett Maybe don't make hateful comments on your business page, just a suggestion. Global_pet_sitters This isn't my business page - it's my hobby page, love! My actual business is thriving and none of your business [snarky aside from moi - thriving so much you need a side hustle, hey?] I'll post my opinion wherever I want [insert toddler foot stamping here].not hateful, just factual [fuck off, you clown, not a fact to be seen]. Stop trying to blame everyone else for your poor choices and take responsibility [hard when you are FUCKING DEAD, you poor deflated excuse of a vag flap]. Im an EmPaTh... good lord. Screenshot from a comments section (relevant comment text only) global_pet_sitters 10h there is zero moral superiority here - purely factual - FA and FO - we all know the risks -kids need to be taught this, not mollycoddled and taught it's Ok to blame everyone else for their choices. I'm absolutely an empath - just not someone who enables bad choices and blame culture - take responsibility - choose risk, then accept the consequences - and know that you're also choosing that for your family and their future -selfish and simple
October 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Cutesy bio to boot.
A screenshot of an instagram profile. adventuresofanightqueen 37 posts, 76 followers, 783 following. You will never be everyone's cup of tea, you are champagne, you are in a league of your own.
October 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Might just start a Bluesky account dedicated to reposting annoying shittakes from fuckwits on Insta. Like this lass, commenting on a @firstdogonthemoon.bsky.social cartoon about wankers who cut down trees that "block" water views...
A screenshot of an instagram comment: Adventuresofanightqueen (generic sunrise/sunset profile photo, fucked if I know or care) The irony of this is The guardian supports.government ownership of housing which drives the culture of land speculation. Pretty funny really. No likes (my commentary- likely because this is both ill informed and irrelevant. The wine sipping version of an internet edgelord. You win a prize - yet another dumbass on the internet)
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Always reserving my peak comedic moments for the DMs like an absolute chump.
A screenshot from an Instagram chat. A meme post was shared about Microsoft Excel's 'birthday' being on the 30th of September, 1985 (5 days after my birthday, incidentally) Underneath, I have commented, "I did not know that Excel and I are almost the exact same age, and have both made many a man miserable in the sheets." *insert bahdumtiss! noise*
October 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Finally, peak stupidity. A) they are unable to differentiate between Centennial Park and Centennial Parklands, and B) they don't know half as much as they think they do. Silly fucker probably hasn't worked out that Sydney Olympic Park and the showground are not very old (the hint is in the name!)
A silly cunt being a silly cunt. Screenshot of comments from Instagram. "@dogsie85 Royal Easter Show at Centennial Park. You clearly have no idea what you are talking about. Thank you for the interest you have shown in my opinion. I'm delighted it is is such importance to you. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocated. Dogsie85 @welshwandererau was at Centennial Parklands til 1997, but please, tell me more about what YOU don't know about the place.
October 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I'm not a fan of the subscription model for car features, though. Premium manufacturers are the worst for it, too.
A screenshot from the BMW app showing the costs of their Parking Assistant Pro package. 1 month is $29, 1 year is $269, 3 years is $395, and unlimited is $569.
October 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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She's arrived! The girls are just chilling in the driveway 🥰
My old Prado at the left of the image (a 15 year old dark grey four wheel drive) My iX2 sits at the right (a brand new vehicle in a very difficult to describe green)
October 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Terrible photo, gorgeous keyboard 😍
A highly decorated mechanical keyboard. It is a deep forest green with gold inlays around the key frames. The keys are white or green and some are painted with a range of Asian artistic designs. Cranes feature prominently near the cursor keys and the number pad.
October 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Just a handful of festival pics. Thanks, Dragon Dreaming, for a great (and exhausting!) weekend
A handbuilt wooden footbridge across a shallow creek ditch is lit up with bright lights in the foreground to the left. In the background, gum trees are lit up, each a different colour, like a rainbow. A stage with pink and purple shade cloths for the crowd is in the background to the right. A stage with a cave looking area fke a DJ is lit in bright lights. People are dancing in front of it, bathed in red, pink and purple light. A gum tree is lit in green in the background A shot from the distance, showing a rainbow of lit up gum trees and the bright lights of the festival A path with a rope of lights overhead, lighting the way
September 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Pretty much summed up my feels after my daily 15km of walking up and down and up and down and up and down.
A small, handmade sign on green paper. It reads "this HILL gets STEEPER every time" with a small line drawing of a hill, with the sun shining above it and arrows pointing the direction to the festival. The sign is in a small frame and leant against a pole in the ground, heading up a hill.
September 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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LOL. The ultimate right wing position... free speech for us, but none for you!!! Fuck me dead, what a pack of utter wankers.
Press Statement Marco Rubio, Secretary of State May 28, 2025 Free speech is among the most cherished rights we enjoy as Americans. This right, legally enshrined in our constitution, has set us apart as a beacon of freedom around the world. Even as we take action to reject censorship at home, we see troubling instances of foreign governments and foreign officials picking up the slack. In some instances, foreign officials have taken flagrant censorship actions against U.S. tech companies and U.S. citizens and residents when they have no authority to do so. Following the incident, Deputy Secretary Chris Landau confirmed that foreigners who celebrate such acts online would be banned from visiting the US. "In light of yesterday's horrific assassination of a leading political figure, foreigners who glorify violence and hatred are not welcome visitors to our country, Landau said on X.
September 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Look at the state of it
A Maine coon cat lies on his back, belly up, on an Ottoman. His head is flopped over the edge and he has turned it to the side. He is a grey tabby with white toes and a white chin, cheeks, nose strip, chest and belly. His back legs are white up to the knee. He has a wonky snaggletooth that sticks out of his mouth. His eyes are green and are large and round.
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Oh noes, blocked by another clown whose main weapon against anyone who argued against his warped use of data is "low IQ". But check out the artwork in the original post - its quality! You might be able to see Bongos comments too! www.instagram.com/p/DN-H0QWE8f...
A whole heap of replies to offensive, racist posts I can no longer see, because poor bongos got offended I called him a clown after he repeatedly said I had "low IQ" because he doesnt understand the intersection between crime, poverty, education, opportunity and racism. Plenty of typos in the following, sorry... "a vacuum, yet have the hide to call others low IQ. Typical of someone who cherry picks to support a fascist march. Dogsie85 so6uoq also, you really fucked up throwing sexual assault in your data - because that absolutely does not match your claim. Aussie born males are absolutely statistically over represented in the data: sexual assau dogsie85 so6uoq man, you have no idea how data works. You are referring solely to crime data, with no understanding of the data that informs WHY crime happens. So yes, cherry picked. It's one aspect of a complex pro ...] dogsie85 so6uog cite your source, because mine is from the government review into the supposed plague of "Sudanese crime". Which if you read the whole thing, actually looks af the complex factors at play. Something [.] dogsie85 o6uoq you just keep making mo bizarre fallacious statements. Literally the only person looking like a clown here is you, no afraid" wonder you are profile. to put a face to the dogsie85 so6uoq but you are right on one count,your original statement has not been proven objectively true. Because its not
September 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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The final cut.
Dark Emu - Bruce Pascoe 10 Minutes 38 Seconds in this Strange World - Elif Sharak Strong Female Character - Fern Brady Joe Cinque's Consolation - Helen Garner The Lost Thing - Shaun Tan Boy Swallows Universe - Trent Dalton A Monster Calls - Patrick Ness and Siobhan Dowd The Blind Assassin - Margaret Atwood We Need to Talk About Kevin - Lionel Shriver Kite Runner - Khaled Hossein
September 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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The short list.
A list of my selected books - will post a reply with the actual text included A list of my selected books - will post a reply with the actual list included
September 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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It's the crossed paws for me
A cat lying on a lap. His front paws are crossed over in front of him under his head.
August 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Yummmmm
A potato gem dipped in egg sits on the end of a fork.
August 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Midnight snack time
3 sunny side up eggs and potato gems on a large green plate.
August 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I am not the friend one goes to for hugs, alas.
A text message exchange between a friend and I. Her: back to single life for moi *eye roll emoji* Me: what happened? Me: fuck that cunt.
August 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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90 minutes in my happy place, just me and one other person there. Now the most relaxed human going.
A green lit hot tub is in the foreground with tropical plants around it. In the mid there is a cold plunge, and in the background a sauna. There is a wooden deck surrounding the tubs, which are circular concrete tubs, large enough to fit 6 to 8 people inside.
August 21, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Anyway, I did the thing, had another body scan done since they were free today, and am now going to put a movie on and use my dodgy fat cavitation machine to melt myself away.
A woman in black leggings and a sports bra takes a side on selfie in a gym mirror.
August 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM