sarah
@sarahlicity.bsky.social
Mxtress of Mathematics, non-binary dork. (xe/they/she)
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[arriving in a time machine] is this before or after mister richard "lowtax" kyanka begins the chain of events which will trigger the first thermonuclear exchange since wwii by banning hentai on his bulliten board
January 31, 2026 at 5:09 AM
[arriving in a time machine] is this before or after mister richard "lowtax" kyanka begins the chain of events which will trigger the first thermonuclear exchange since wwii by banning hentai on his bulliten board
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i'm having wicked dreams
of leaving home for Bree
hear Gandalf's final words
a warning i won't head
won't make that Strider proud
i'm gonna cause a scene
he sees me slip and fall
i know he's gonna scream
"god, what did you do?!
you're a short little fool
and you'll attract the Nazgûl"
of leaving home for Bree
hear Gandalf's final words
a warning i won't head
won't make that Strider proud
i'm gonna cause a scene
he sees me slip and fall
i know he's gonna scream
"god, what did you do?!
you're a short little fool
and you'll attract the Nazgûl"
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
i'm having wicked dreams
of leaving home for Bree
hear Gandalf's final words
a warning i won't head
won't make that Strider proud
i'm gonna cause a scene
he sees me slip and fall
i know he's gonna scream
"god, what did you do?!
you're a short little fool
and you'll attract the Nazgûl"
of leaving home for Bree
hear Gandalf's final words
a warning i won't head
won't make that Strider proud
i'm gonna cause a scene
he sees me slip and fall
i know he's gonna scream
"god, what did you do?!
you're a short little fool
and you'll attract the Nazgûl"
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thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
![From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, October 24, 2011 8:31 AM
To: Boris Nikolic
Subject: Re:
i liked mmot alot. i drove him home, he is very bright
On Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 11:29 AM, Boris Nikolic kc C91117' wrote:
Sure.
I will be there as well.
In 2 weeks or so.
Just left Bill — running for a lunch with Rubenstein.
How did you like moot?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tj2pxmoos64rzl2ofxkeke2d/bafkreidfyt4bab4roc3b3e2cyxjvpglanjz2acizlljc6nk5osi2bqbnsy@jpeg)
January 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
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every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
January 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
You also get that Thanos isn't real and he didn't snap his fingers and make half the universe's population go away, right?
It's all fake.
It's choreographed.
You get that, right?
It's choreographed.
You get that, right?
January 29, 2026 at 6:16 AM
You also get that Thanos isn't real and he didn't snap his fingers and make half the universe's population go away, right?
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Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
r/sinkpissers going supporting trans rights and r/massivecock being anti-ICE, you love to see it
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 PM
r/sinkpissers going supporting trans rights and r/massivecock being anti-ICE, you love to see it
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A dorley meme this time
February 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A dorley meme this time
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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The next time an AEW fan cares about someone calling TNA the number two brand or any sock puppet account pretending to be a TNA fan taking shots at AEW I'm just going to reply with this until they block me or realize how dumb it is they feel the need to respond.
YOU FEEL CHALLENGED BY MR. ELEGANCE?
YOU FEEL CHALLENGED BY MR. ELEGANCE?
January 16, 2026 at 3:03 AM
The next time an AEW fan cares about someone calling TNA the number two brand or any sock puppet account pretending to be a TNA fan taking shots at AEW I'm just going to reply with this until they block me or realize how dumb it is they feel the need to respond.
YOU FEEL CHALLENGED BY MR. ELEGANCE?
YOU FEEL CHALLENGED BY MR. ELEGANCE?
Scottish bus company CEOs and hatred of LGBT people, name a more iconic duo.
Yeah this was predictable just cos they were talking to McKenna -
McGill's buses guys are paying Labour to be even more transphobic than they already are.
www.heraldscotland.com/news/2577380...
McGill's buses guys are paying Labour to be even more transphobic than they already are.
www.heraldscotland.com/news/2577380...
'SNP gender ideology has stopped them fixing real issues like economy and transport'
Billionaire Scottish bus firm brothers the Easdales explain why they've donated a six-figure sum to Scottish Labour
www.heraldscotland.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Scottish bus company CEOs and hatred of LGBT people, name a more iconic duo.
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If the courts are honest with themselves, they will have to acknowledge that the end point of gender critical legal arguments is universal provision being the only lawful option. Either reject their arguments or accept that conclusion. Choose your poison, really.
January 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
If the courts are honest with themselves, they will have to acknowledge that the end point of gender critical legal arguments is universal provision being the only lawful option. Either reject their arguments or accept that conclusion. Choose your poison, really.
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I’m a little worried about where this lesson goes next…
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I’m a little worried about where this lesson goes next…
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“a biological male trans woman“ we really are through the looking glass where insane phrases like that are now treated as normal and official
January 16, 2026 at 12:18 PM
“a biological male trans woman“ we really are through the looking glass where insane phrases like that are now treated as normal and official
Part of the surrealism of reading a @cstross.bsky.social book is that you end up sympathising with a character precisely because you have the shared trauma of trying to park in the same fucking car park in Huddersfield without losing half the bodywork.
January 17, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Part of the surrealism of reading a @cstross.bsky.social book is that you end up sympathising with a character precisely because you have the shared trauma of trying to park in the same fucking car park in Huddersfield without losing half the bodywork.
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It is degrading to cis people to have to share a changing room with trans people.
Good to know.
Good to know.
January 16, 2026 at 12:10 PM
It is degrading to cis people to have to share a changing room with trans people.
Good to know.
Good to know.
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TNA did not plant their flag as the number two promotion in America tonight but it's entirely possible that the NWA just became number 3.
January 16, 2026 at 5:03 AM
TNA did not plant their flag as the number two promotion in America tonight but it's entirely possible that the NWA just became number 3.
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they knew we'd clock "hematoma" for what it is
health care lawyer here:
CBS 'news' reports that: "Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident..."
Here's the thing, that can mean 'a bruise' — it just sounds much more dramatic to call it "internal bleeding to the torso"
CBS 'news' reports that: "Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident..."
Here's the thing, that can mean 'a bruise' — it just sounds much more dramatic to call it "internal bleeding to the torso"
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
January 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
they knew we'd clock "hematoma" for what it is
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this is just how my mum pulls out of the space in tescos car park
January 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
this is just how my mum pulls out of the space in tescos car park
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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so pretty soon ice will have deployed every officer they have to minneapolis and the thing to do then is cut a huge hole in the ice in a big lake and have bugs bunny dress up like a lady and stand behind talking all "help help rescue me from all the foreigners!"
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 PM
so pretty soon ice will have deployed every officer they have to minneapolis and the thing to do then is cut a huge hole in the ice in a big lake and have bugs bunny dress up like a lady and stand behind talking all "help help rescue me from all the foreigners!"