sarah
@sarahbeanne.bsky.social
I love diet coke, cold in a can. I have terrible taste in music, and sing it loudly. If it's not chocolate, it's not dessert. But that's all I need. She/Her
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this man really decorated before his crush came over lmfao
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
this man really decorated before his crush came over lmfao
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he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
he never looks at JD that way
Middle school girl advocated that she didnt want to participate in testing (yes, this is the future, I am here for it) and because its middle school O am definitely having a "its what im wearing, isnt it?" feels.
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Middle school girl advocated that she didnt want to participate in testing (yes, this is the future, I am here for it) and because its middle school O am definitely having a "its what im wearing, isnt it?" feels.
Yesterday my therapist offered to cancel today's session in case I was needed to help support ICE related situations at school. She said that she will never charge me a cancelation fee if school related needs arise.
How effing gloomy is this, I just want to be able to EAT AND DIGEST LUNCH.
How effing gloomy is this, I just want to be able to EAT AND DIGEST LUNCH.
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Yesterday my therapist offered to cancel today's session in case I was needed to help support ICE related situations at school. She said that she will never charge me a cancelation fee if school related needs arise.
How effing gloomy is this, I just want to be able to EAT AND DIGEST LUNCH.
How effing gloomy is this, I just want to be able to EAT AND DIGEST LUNCH.
We have a car title thing planned tomorrow and didnt know that my name is on it in addition to F's. I was about to go get a POA notarized then remembered WE HAD ONE FROM OUR WILL PACKAGE! I did a whole victory dance about it, because One Less Errand!
a man and a woman are sitting at a desk talking on a phone .
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a desk talking on a phone .
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November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
We have a car title thing planned tomorrow and didnt know that my name is on it in addition to F's. I was about to go get a POA notarized then remembered WE HAD ONE FROM OUR WILL PACKAGE! I did a whole victory dance about it, because One Less Errand!
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I want AI to function as a less onerous mail merge: here's a template, here's a table of data, make the sentences reflect the data accurately.
Every single time, it gives me a differently formatted summary of the data. Like the bad substitution instacart memes.
Every single time, it gives me a differently formatted summary of the data. Like the bad substitution instacart memes.
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I want AI to function as a less onerous mail merge: here's a template, here's a table of data, make the sentences reflect the data accurately.
Every single time, it gives me a differently formatted summary of the data. Like the bad substitution instacart memes.
Every single time, it gives me a differently formatted summary of the data. Like the bad substitution instacart memes.
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OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
Can someone throw a "let people w ADHD prescriptions get 90 days at a time" regulation/bill/whatever at our government please? If things are gonna go kaflooey, I want some of the kaflooey in my favor.
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Can someone throw a "let people w ADHD prescriptions get 90 days at a time" regulation/bill/whatever at our government please? If things are gonna go kaflooey, I want some of the kaflooey in my favor.
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If you ever feel like you're bad at your job, just remember that the password to access the Louvre's video surveillance system was "Louvre"
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If you ever feel like you're bad at your job, just remember that the password to access the Louvre's video surveillance system was "Louvre"
My parents came to visit, and J's girlfriend came to dinner. At one point step-dad asked her if she knew the band Chicago (she is from Chicago). She said, "Oh, like 'Saturday in the Park'?"
Mom's jaw hit the floor. 😄
Mom's jaw hit the floor. 😄
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My parents came to visit, and J's girlfriend came to dinner. At one point step-dad asked her if she knew the band Chicago (she is from Chicago). She said, "Oh, like 'Saturday in the Park'?"
Mom's jaw hit the floor. 😄
Mom's jaw hit the floor. 😄
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GOP-led states are blocking college students from registering to vote with campus addresses.
In the context of broader attacks on vote-by-mail and early voting, these efforts will systematically disenfranchise young people across the US.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
In the context of broader attacks on vote-by-mail and early voting, these efforts will systematically disenfranchise young people across the US.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
NAACP sues Virginia officials, accusing them of disenfranchising student voters
The NAACP has sued Virginia state election officials, accusing them of disenfranchising students by rejecting voter registration forms from students that do not include details like dormitory names, room numbers and campus mailbox information.
www.reuters.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
GOP-led states are blocking college students from registering to vote with campus addresses.
In the context of broader attacks on vote-by-mail and early voting, these efforts will systematically disenfranchise young people across the US.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
In the context of broader attacks on vote-by-mail and early voting, these efforts will systematically disenfranchise young people across the US.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the cover of Ann Reinking’s 1986 exercise book "The Dancer’s Workout"
October 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the cover of Ann Reinking’s 1986 exercise book "The Dancer’s Workout"
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i hate gay halloween. what do you mean you are dorinda medleys october inspired bathtub photoshoot?
October 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i hate gay halloween. what do you mean you are dorinda medleys october inspired bathtub photoshoot?
I brought a kindergartener to my office FULL OF TOYS and the first thing he did was wash his hands in the sink. He is now my favorite.
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I brought a kindergartener to my office FULL OF TOYS and the first thing he did was wash his hands in the sink. He is now my favorite.
I did my benefits enrollment for the state health plan. Last year the basic plan was 300/year, next year its 780.
The state hasn't passed this years budget, and won't in 2025, it seems, so no one has gotten pay increases since summer 2024. Net pay cut! Whee!
The state hasn't passed this years budget, and won't in 2025, it seems, so no one has gotten pay increases since summer 2024. Net pay cut! Whee!
October 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I did my benefits enrollment for the state health plan. Last year the basic plan was 300/year, next year its 780.
The state hasn't passed this years budget, and won't in 2025, it seems, so no one has gotten pay increases since summer 2024. Net pay cut! Whee!
The state hasn't passed this years budget, and won't in 2025, it seems, so no one has gotten pay increases since summer 2024. Net pay cut! Whee!
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
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"...a male correspondent was initially included on the layoff list but was removed after he appealed directly to the new editor-in-chief, Bari Weiss, leading to another female correspondent being added to the list at the last minute."
CBS News fired 8 on-air personalities in latest layoffs. All of them are women
EXCLUSIVE: Multiple sources told The Independent that senior foreign correspondent Debora Patta was added to the layoff list following a last-minute change by editor-in-chief Bari Weiss.
www.independent.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"...a male correspondent was initially included on the layoff list but was removed after he appealed directly to the new editor-in-chief, Bari Weiss, leading to another female correspondent being added to the list at the last minute."
As a parent whose child goes to a school with a no cell phone policy, the mid-day texts that we get absolutely crack me up. Earlier this week "I got a discount code for a bat I want" Today's: can we stop at VT on the way to DC from the cabin, its a 17 min detour" bustin in w cheesestick
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a child behind him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a child behind him
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
As a parent whose child goes to a school with a no cell phone policy, the mid-day texts that we get absolutely crack me up. Earlier this week "I got a discount code for a bat I want" Today's: can we stop at VT on the way to DC from the cabin, its a 17 min detour" bustin in w cheesestick
We had some school budget drama, and this person was hired as an interim, another district did the same. My friends and I became fans. www.theassemblync.com/education/wi...
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We had some school budget drama, and this person was hired as an interim, another district did the same. My friends and I became fans. www.theassemblync.com/education/wi...
Thats the dream
What I would most like to see is a buddy comedy in which Bruce Springsteen and Clarence Clemmons have various adventures.
October 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Thats the dream
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New: The Pentagon confirms to CNN it will funnel $130M from an anonymous Trump “friend” toward military pay.
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Pentagon to use $130 million donation from anonymous Trump ‘friend’ to pay military members | CNN Politics
The Trump administration plans to funnel a $130 million donation from an anonymous ally of President Donald Trump toward paying military service members during the government shutdown, the Defense Dep...
www.cnn.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
New: The Pentagon confirms to CNN it will funnel $130M from an anonymous Trump “friend” toward military pay.
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
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Just brutal. You might as well tell them to marry into a family that owns grocery stores for November.
The real answer for a lot of people is that you will need to steal what you need to survive. For the rest of us, we didn't see anything.
The real answer for a lot of people is that you will need to steal what you need to survive. For the rest of us, we didn't see anything.
October 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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