sarah
@sarahbeanne.bsky.social
I love diet coke, cold in a can. I have terrible taste in music, and sing it loudly. If it's not chocolate, it's not dessert. But that's all I need. She/Her
Ok this was a fun challenge and we can still win, but this alert was unexpected
October 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Ok this was a fun challenge and we can still win, but this alert was unexpected
This is our HVAC runtime for this month, I am going for a record of least runtime.
October 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This is our HVAC runtime for this month, I am going for a record of least runtime.
Yesterday I got to be a honker! Honkers are important parts of demonstrations!
September 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Yesterday I got to be a honker! Honkers are important parts of demonstrations!
When I was walking my dog, a very kind member of our community said, "Your dog is beautiful!"
I love my dog. That is not the adjective I would associate w him, especially on a walk where he is SPROING-ing around because SMELLS! SQUIRRELS! STATUES!
I love my dog. That is not the adjective I would associate w him, especially on a walk where he is SPROING-ing around because SMELLS! SQUIRRELS! STATUES!
September 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
When I was walking my dog, a very kind member of our community said, "Your dog is beautiful!"
I love my dog. That is not the adjective I would associate w him, especially on a walk where he is SPROING-ing around because SMELLS! SQUIRRELS! STATUES!
I love my dog. That is not the adjective I would associate w him, especially on a walk where he is SPROING-ing around because SMELLS! SQUIRRELS! STATUES!
The thing is, our teachers give a 2 week work plan (like so), and its emailed to parents. We print it. There isnt a need to write it down, too?
August 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The thing is, our teachers give a 2 week work plan (like so), and its emailed to parents. We print it. There isnt a need to write it down, too?
Saw a thing about this
August 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Saw a thing about this
Markers, mildlighters, washi tape, are all being deployed.
July 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Markers, mildlighters, washi tape, are all being deployed.
I am using scented flair pens and they are enhancing the whole experience. (I really hope I'm remembering all of this)
July 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I am using scented flair pens and they are enhancing the whole experience. (I really hope I'm remembering all of this)
Mine is filled with packets of 🍃 drinks (love crystal light, not ENHANCED crystal light). And it thinks I'm an overwhelmed physician thanks to my friend who IS and overwhelmed dr & sends me memes.
April 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Mine is filled with packets of 🍃 drinks (love crystal light, not ENHANCED crystal light). And it thinks I'm an overwhelmed physician thanks to my friend who IS and overwhelmed dr & sends me memes.
I tested a 2nd grade kid today who gave himself pep talks while doing math and hosted a run club for middle schoolers. They ran 2 miles then put tiny ducks all over the school including on every locker.
March 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I tested a 2nd grade kid today who gave himself pep talks while doing math and hosted a run club for middle schoolers. They ran 2 miles then put tiny ducks all over the school including on every locker.
Thinking a lot about this:
The four-fifths rule is a statistical guideline from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) that helps determine if a selection process discriminates against a protected group. It's also known as the 80% rule.
The four-fifths rule is a statistical guideline from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) that helps determine if a selection process discriminates against a protected group. It's also known as the 80% rule.
February 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Thinking a lot about this:
The four-fifths rule is a statistical guideline from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) that helps determine if a selection process discriminates against a protected group. It's also known as the 80% rule.
The four-fifths rule is a statistical guideline from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) that helps determine if a selection process discriminates against a protected group. It's also known as the 80% rule.
I feel like I might be handling thing slightly better if I just could LOG IN
February 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I feel like I might be handling thing slightly better if I just could LOG IN
Is this metric meaningful? Or is it like me saying 50% of my household contributes to our income (because 1 is a child and I'm also counting the dog)
February 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Is this metric meaningful? Or is it like me saying 50% of my household contributes to our income (because 1 is a child and I'm also counting the dog)
"I'll take a sec to check what's going on..."
February 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"I'll take a sec to check what's going on..."
These have been my favorite shirts from my schools
February 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
These have been my favorite shirts from my schools
This tweet is absolutely saving a LOT of communication snags in my marriage "so in my head, I have cemented ...." then f restates the actual plan, in temporal order, while I make *doing math* faces
February 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This tweet is absolutely saving a LOT of communication snags in my marriage "so in my head, I have cemented ...." then f restates the actual plan, in temporal order, while I make *doing math* faces
The district controls all the settings on our computers & Something Changed, rendering my template (and all docs based on it) unusable on Monday. NOT THE TIME, GUYS
February 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The district controls all the settings on our computers & Something Changed, rendering my template (and all docs based on it) unusable on Monday. NOT THE TIME, GUYS
Not the same, but this is in my office. 2001, 9:30 club, $15. The Pietasters are playing there soon for $25, so club shows are still reasonable, ish.
December 13, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Not the same, but this is in my office. 2001, 9:30 club, $15. The Pietasters are playing there soon for $25, so club shows are still reasonable, ish.
January 26, 2024 at 4:37 PM