whoreinda medley 🍸
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things just keep getting worse so why can’t i?
he/him/his | toronto | 🍁🍿🥃🌍🎞️🎲🏖️💥
he/him/his | toronto | 🍁🍿🥃🌍🎞️🎲🏖️💥
bed extra cozy this morning how am i expected to leave it
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
bed extra cozy this morning how am i expected to leave it
hangover days without the bf are *not* it i am so debilitatingly h*rny my god
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
hangover days without the bf are *not* it i am so debilitatingly h*rny my god
what’s ur favourite housewives tagline?
nothing touches “money doesn’t give you class, it just gives you money” for me
nothing touches “money doesn’t give you class, it just gives you money” for me
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
what’s ur favourite housewives tagline?
nothing touches “money doesn’t give you class, it just gives you money” for me
nothing touches “money doesn’t give you class, it just gives you money” for me
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i’d put the loos in appaloosa for orville peck
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i’d put the loos in appaloosa for orville peck
spent four weeks doing multiple interview rounds for two different positions and lost both opportunities this week confidence at all time low so let’s get that blood alcohol to an all time high!!!
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
spent four weeks doing multiple interview rounds for two different positions and lost both opportunities this week confidence at all time low so let’s get that blood alcohol to an all time high!!!
my bravo-verse catch up has finally gotten me to a tandem RHOBH and Vanderpump Rules watch collecting all of the memes along the way
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
my bravo-verse catch up has finally gotten me to a tandem RHOBH and Vanderpump Rules watch collecting all of the memes along the way
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Who in this blip of a lifetime, on this fragile earth, in this whisper of a dream of an existence, has ever assumed a continuity in the James Bond franchise
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Who in this blip of a lifetime, on this fragile earth, in this whisper of a dream of an existence, has ever assumed a continuity in the James Bond franchise
meeting my best girlfriends new baby tomorrow what is everyone’s favourite queerness spell i can cast on her while im there
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
meeting my best girlfriends new baby tomorrow what is everyone’s favourite queerness spell i can cast on her while im there
me, at 6’3, feeling so babygirl lightly tippy toeing to kiss my 6’4 bottom bf
dating really tall guys is all fun and games til you realize you can’t kiss them without going on your toes
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
me, at 6’3, feeling so babygirl lightly tippy toeing to kiss my 6’4 bottom bf
a renewed hope for democracy has inspired another rewatch of The West Wing
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
a renewed hope for democracy has inspired another rewatch of The West Wing
tbh they should have cameos, cole should co-star
Jennifer Lawrence reveals she and Emma Stone are producing a ‘MISS PIGGY’ film with Cole Escola writing the script.
When asked if she and Emma will appear in it, she said, “I think so, we have to.”
(via podcasts.apple.com/fr/podcast/l...)
When asked if she and Emma will appear in it, she said, “I think so, we have to.”
(via podcasts.apple.com/fr/podcast/l...)
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
tbh they should have cameos, cole should co-star
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refuse to add context to this
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
refuse to add context to this
slow cooker meals are great except for the part where i have to smell delicious food all day and not get to eat it
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
slow cooker meals are great except for the part where i have to smell delicious food all day and not get to eat it
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JENNIFER LAWRENCE AND EMMA STONE ARE PRODUCING A MISS PIGGY MOVIE WRITTEN BY COLE ESCOLA?!
a woman is covering her face with her hands in front of a crowd
ALT: a woman is covering her face with her hands in front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
JENNIFER LAWRENCE AND EMMA STONE ARE PRODUCING A MISS PIGGY MOVIE WRITTEN BY COLE ESCOLA?!
i simply could not be straight again there is no conversion strong enough
November 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
i simply could not be straight again there is no conversion strong enough
some people use leftover wine for cooking i use it to make what i call clean-out-the-fridge sangria for pre-ing my next night out 🥂
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
some people use leftover wine for cooking i use it to make what i call clean-out-the-fridge sangria for pre-ing my next night out 🥂
Two interviews this week (early rounds still) send me good vibes (or a cash deposit so i don’t have to get a new job at all)
November 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Two interviews this week (early rounds still) send me good vibes (or a cash deposit so i don’t have to get a new job at all)
mentally resetting after halloween weekend only to remember tonight is the halloween dodgeball night mother above pray for my liver
November 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
mentally resetting after halloween weekend only to remember tonight is the halloween dodgeball night mother above pray for my liver
boyfriend is dressing as a sad condom tonight so of course i had to load him up before going out
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
boyfriend is dressing as a sad condom tonight so of course i had to load him up before going out
oh i’m SO ready to get wronged by another season of American Horror Story
Cast for Season 13 of ‘American Horror Story’:
• Ariana Grande
• Sarah Paulson
• Evan Peters
• Angela Bassett
• Kathy Bates
• Emma Roberts
• Billie Lourd
• Gabourey Sidibe
• Leslie Grossman
• Jessica Lange
• Ariana Grande
• Sarah Paulson
• Evan Peters
• Angela Bassett
• Kathy Bates
• Emma Roberts
• Billie Lourd
• Gabourey Sidibe
• Leslie Grossman
• Jessica Lange
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
oh i’m SO ready to get wronged by another season of American Horror Story
mental illness is me having two more dorinda-medley-instagram-post-inspired slutty halloween costumes for this weekend
i hate gay halloween. what do you mean you are dorinda medleys october inspired bathtub photoshoot?
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
mental illness is me having two more dorinda-medley-instagram-post-inspired slutty halloween costumes for this weekend
cheers to a cozy fall morning ☕️
October 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
cheers to a cozy fall morning ☕️
Since it’s back may I say: this trend was made for people who otherwise didn’t or rarely posted nudes on main. Watching content creators who post hog everyday suddenly post it small is a flagrant misuse and i’m sorry to all who have been subjected to it.
I was the person who caused mass screen pinching finger sprains by starting the mini reveal QT trend.
October 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Since it’s back may I say: this trend was made for people who otherwise didn’t or rarely posted nudes on main. Watching content creators who post hog everyday suddenly post it small is a flagrant misuse and i’m sorry to all who have been subjected to it.
i hate gay halloween. what do you mean you are dorinda medleys october inspired bathtub photoshoot?
October 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i hate gay halloween. what do you mean you are dorinda medleys october inspired bathtub photoshoot?
watched the blue jays game at the local dive and there was a pup in a jersey barking at every play being gay is so unserious
October 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
watched the blue jays game at the local dive and there was a pup in a jersey barking at every play being gay is so unserious