Diego 🤡
@hellodiego.bsky.social
Clown with decades of human experience - will work for Nerds Gummy Clusters.
(all pronouns accepted) 🏳️🌈🇵🇷
(all pronouns accepted) 🏳️🌈🇵🇷
Pinned
oh btw my LA homies, I’m debuting a new puppet act I’ve been working on in a variety show on January 2nd and y’all should come maybe
The Birthday Experience (The Vault) — The Elysian
Friday, January 2nd, 2026! We know NYE is overrated and full of scary drunk pukers who are still puking New Years Day -or shopping for deals, so JANUARY 2nd is where the party is at with The Birthday ...
www.elysiantheater.com
December 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
oh btw my LA homies, I’m debuting a new puppet act I’ve been working on in a variety show on January 2nd and y’all should come maybe
sitting down and looking at the internet for the first time in over a week… how y’all been?
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
sitting down and looking at the internet for the first time in over a week… how y’all been?
circus circus makes me sad
December 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
circus circus makes me sad
the reason for the season 🙂↕️
December 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
the reason for the season 🙂↕️
after all, there’s only one more sleep ‘til boyfriendddd
December 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
after all, there’s only one more sleep ‘til boyfriendddd
“hey Diego, do you want to learn how to call the patients scheduled for surgery tomorrow?”
no ❤️
no ❤️
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“hey Diego, do you want to learn how to call the patients scheduled for surgery tomorrow?”
no ❤️
no ❤️
high in her tower she sits by the hour maintaining her hair boots
December 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
high in her tower she sits by the hour maintaining her hair boots
reached a new tier of notoriety in the scene this weekend. a gay walked up to me and said, “oh my god, you’re here! I have something for you!” handed me a huge joint, took a photo with me, then walked away.
December 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
reached a new tier of notoriety in the scene this weekend. a gay walked up to me and said, “oh my god, you’re here! I have something for you!” handed me a huge joint, took a photo with me, then walked away.
old man patient keeps calling me handsome
December 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
old man patient keeps calling me handsome
my man out there somewhere, bouncing on it
December 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
my man out there somewhere, bouncing on it
no one:
my brain: bounce on that shit, DANCE
my brain: bounce on that shit, DANCE
December 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
no one:
my brain: bounce on that shit, DANCE
my brain: bounce on that shit, DANCE
men drink water challenge… I can see you need it bad in some of these c*mshots!
December 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
men drink water challenge… I can see you need it bad in some of these c*mshots!
the concept of year end wrap ups for all these different services is annoying!! like, they’re presenting your own data they’ve collected on what you KNOW you been doing 😭 some of it is cute and fun, but I think it’s gone too far.
ok permission to talk shit?
December 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
the concept of year end wrap ups for all these different services is annoying!! like, they’re presenting your own data they’ve collected on what you KNOW you been doing 😭 some of it is cute and fun, but I think it’s gone too far.
ok permission to talk shit?
December 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
ok permission to talk shit?
this is from season 4, episode 20, of The Muppet Show which is my whole personality in case you’re wondering
sorry I didn’t text you back I was watching this clip of Carol Channing and Miss Piggy
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
this is from season 4, episode 20, of The Muppet Show which is my whole personality in case you’re wondering
whoever walked by on Disneyland’s Main Street and said, “is that Diego?”
yes.
yes.
December 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
whoever walked by on Disneyland’s Main Street and said, “is that Diego?”
yes.
yes.
I don’t care about Dick Van Dyke
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I don’t care about Dick Van Dyke
when ur first dp gets shared online 🧍♂️
December 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
when ur first dp gets shared online 🧍♂️
Nessa… Doctor Dillamond…
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Nessa… Doctor Dillamond…
checking in, there is still rage
there is a rage within me that may never subside, but my cat sleeps in my arms every night so that’s cool
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
checking in, there is still rage
clocked…
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
clocked…
never got into Spotify because it’s ugly
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
never got into Spotify because it’s ugly
not seeing my icon in anyone’s little circle cluster thing
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
not seeing my icon in anyone’s little circle cluster thing