Jamie
@ajamie.bsky.social
Gay (derogatory)
Fag (complementary)
Welcome to my midlife crisis
📍LA
Fag (complementary)
Welcome to my midlife crisis
📍LA
Pinned
Where's the beef?
January 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Where's the beef?
This guy came up to me at the gym and said how impressed he was with my 50lb dumbbell press and that made me feel good. Otherwise everything is terrible.
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
This guy came up to me at the gym and said how impressed he was with my 50lb dumbbell press and that made me feel good. Otherwise everything is terrible.
Oh look it's 2026 and I'm just as thirsty and desperate for attention as ever 🥳
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Oh look it's 2026 and I'm just as thirsty and desperate for attention as ever 🥳
Honestly I expect 2026 to just be more of the same
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Honestly I expect 2026 to just be more of the same
My resolution is to be hot
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
My resolution is to be hot
Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 💪🏾🏋🏾♂️
December 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 💪🏾🏋🏾♂️
Hot take: Australia produced the best pop stars of the 1970s
December 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hot take: Australia produced the best pop stars of the 1970s
Leave your past behind and bring your bottom to the present
December 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Leave your past behind and bring your bottom to the present
Respect for my mid-30s to mid-40s glow up
December 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Respect for my mid-30s to mid-40s glow up
I want my thirst traps to push the artistic envelope
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I want my thirst traps to push the artistic envelope
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
BOYFRIEND
CRABS
MONEY
BOYFRIEND
CRABS
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
BOYFRIEND
CRABS
MONEY
BOYFRIEND
CRABS
I don't know what to do with myself
December 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I don't know what to do with myself
I survived Whamageddon
December 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I survived Whamageddon
A brief scroll through my camera roll would suggest a high level of self esteem
December 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
A brief scroll through my camera roll would suggest a high level of self esteem
I don't understand how there are people who were not alive in the 90s
December 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I don't understand how there are people who were not alive in the 90s
Do you still love me even post-vacation, post-holiday chonk
December 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Do you still love me even post-vacation, post-holiday chonk
“how will you enter 2026?”
Me:
Me:
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“how will you enter 2026?”
Me:
Me:
All my terrified of confrontation girlies to the front!
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
All my terrified of confrontation girlies to the front!
Reposted by Jamie
Wishing you a very beige holiday
December 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Wishing you a very beige holiday
Tommy doesn't know what day it is!
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Tommy doesn't know what day it is!
It may be Christmas Eve but don't forget the true holiday
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It may be Christmas Eve but don't forget the true holiday