sapphirescribe
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The irony of eating Velveeta shells and cheese while listening to Anthony Bourdain read the Kitchen Confidential audiobook and wax poetic about chervil and making your own stocks is not lost on me.
February 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
The irony of eating Velveeta shells and cheese while listening to Anthony Bourdain read the Kitchen Confidential audiobook and wax poetic about chervil and making your own stocks is not lost on me.
I love this
leveled up with this explanation, cos as an autistic person i pride myself on reacting appropriately to animals, to signal harmlessness, so why wouldn't i want to do this for human animals?
never occurred to me to stop listening to the words and instead recognise the BEHAVIOUR.
never occurred to me to stop listening to the words and instead recognise the BEHAVIOUR.
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I love this
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A winter break with Kerry and Beth - a couple who have lost their spark, but may find their fire in the least likely place.
Check out this sapphic romance now! mybook.to/TiN0lid
Check out this sapphic romance now! mybook.to/TiN0lid
February 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM
A winter break with Kerry and Beth - a couple who have lost their spark, but may find their fire in the least likely place.
Check out this sapphic romance now! mybook.to/TiN0lid
Check out this sapphic romance now! mybook.to/TiN0lid
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Guys is there fic of post-retirement Ilya as a shit talking ref? Because if not I'm really gonna need one of you to write it. #heatedrivalry
January 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Guys is there fic of post-retirement Ilya as a shit talking ref? Because if not I'm really gonna need one of you to write it. #heatedrivalry
Well i am moving back to the DC area part time in Feb so this does seem accurate.
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Well i am moving back to the DC area part time in Feb so this does seem accurate.
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
FRIENDS
BOOBS
CHIPOTLE
No complaints here.
BOOBS
CHIPOTLE
No complaints here.
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
VODKA
BEACH
NACHOS
I’m in.
VODKA
BEACH
NACHOS
I’m in.
December 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
FRIENDS
BOOBS
CHIPOTLE
No complaints here.
BOOBS
CHIPOTLE
No complaints here.
The last 60 mins of heated rivalry might be my favorite 60 minutes of any tv ever
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The last 60 mins of heated rivalry might be my favorite 60 minutes of any tv ever
I finished the heated rivalry finale (and immediately started watching again) and my god I have not felt this feral about a fandom in a long goddamn time.
December 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I finished the heated rivalry finale (and immediately started watching again) and my god I have not felt this feral about a fandom in a long goddamn time.
I need someone to scream with about the Ruinous Love trilogy. I reread 1 and 2 this week and finished Scythe and Sparrow an hour ago and I have too many feelings!!!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I need someone to scream with about the Ruinous Love trilogy. I reread 1 and 2 this week and finished Scythe and Sparrow an hour ago and I have too many feelings!!!!!!
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This is fantastic news, a triumph of medicine! And the overall cervical cancer rate in Oz is dropping, too, almost certainly due to HPV vaccinations.
And exactly the sort of progress RFK Jr. is trying to kill. Along with killing our citizens.
And exactly the sort of progress RFK Jr. is trying to kill. Along with killing our citizens.
Congrats to Australia, this is really cool!
report.cervicalcancercontrol.org.au
report.cervicalcancercontrol.org.au
December 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is fantastic news, a triumph of medicine! And the overall cervical cancer rate in Oz is dropping, too, almost certainly due to HPV vaccinations.
And exactly the sort of progress RFK Jr. is trying to kill. Along with killing our citizens.
And exactly the sort of progress RFK Jr. is trying to kill. Along with killing our citizens.
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I am an old man, @mozilla.org, and I was happy to sit in my rocking chair and use Firefox until sunset. But if you insist on choking this browser with GenAI bloat, I will face God and walk backwards into Linux.
@mozilla.org I have been using Firefox for YEARS. Not sure what the new CEO is hoping to achieve by "AI everything now" but if the hope is to drive people like me off your browser, you will surely succeed.
December 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I am an old man, @mozilla.org, and I was happy to sit in my rocking chair and use Firefox until sunset. But if you insist on choking this browser with GenAI bloat, I will face God and walk backwards into Linux.
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HEY did YOU know that the ONLY way to improve your mental health this stressful holiday season is to read at LEAST 3 hours of fanfiction smut per day? This is a REAL science fact, provided to you by a LICENSED PROFESSIONAL.
December 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
HEY did YOU know that the ONLY way to improve your mental health this stressful holiday season is to read at LEAST 3 hours of fanfiction smut per day? This is a REAL science fact, provided to you by a LICENSED PROFESSIONAL.
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Are you a fan of trans journalism? Are you an enjoyer of ranked lists? If you are either of those things, or both, we've got the end of year feature for you.
Read our list of the best ten and worst five examples of journalism on trans issues of 2025.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
Read our list of the best ten and worst five examples of journalism on trans issues of 2025.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
The Ten Best (and Five Worst) Pieces of Trans Journalism of 2025 — Assigned
The trans community has been plagued with a surplus of news in 2025. Here’s Assigned Media’s list of the best and worst of journalism on this beat.
www.assignedmedia.org
December 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Are you a fan of trans journalism? Are you an enjoyer of ranked lists? If you are either of those things, or both, we've got the end of year feature for you.
Read our list of the best ten and worst five examples of journalism on trans issues of 2025.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
Read our list of the best ten and worst five examples of journalism on trans issues of 2025.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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It’s the first show I’ve seen where a sex scene fades to black then fades in again and they are still going at it
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It’s the first show I’ve seen where a sex scene fades to black then fades in again and they are still going at it
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People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply
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Fucking this.
It's maddening that it's considered smart politics to meekly mumble these idiotic slogans in response to being called Socialist instead of saying "Yeah asshole it's good when people have enough to live on and it's bad when billionaire sociopaths abuse us all"
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Fucking this.
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Someone rec'd Broken Ice by Narina Vivancos to me and it's an ABO hockey book that feels like it used to be fic. Anyone know if it was? Or whomst the RFP pairing would have been? I'm wildly curious.
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Someone rec'd Broken Ice by Narina Vivancos to me and it's an ABO hockey book that feels like it used to be fic. Anyone know if it was? Or whomst the RFP pairing would have been? I'm wildly curious.
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authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
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Honestly, I feel like @icmezzo.bsky.social wrote this about us.
March 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Honestly, I feel like @icmezzo.bsky.social wrote this about us.
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Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge
September 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge
She also just told a cold caller “if you want me to buy something from you you’ll need to speak English so I can understand you.” #KarenBehavior
October 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
She also just told a cold caller “if you want me to buy something from you you’ll need to speak English so I can understand you.” #KarenBehavior