Sam
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Sam
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· Mar 19
The Ottawa Senators are 0-1-0 in games that Travis Hamonic scores a goal in #GoSensGo
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dei tim stützle strikes again
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
dei tim stützle strikes again
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Tim Stützle has been scoring umlaut
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Tim Stützle has been scoring umlaut
dei tim stützle strikes again
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
dei tim stützle strikes again
its like he’s still here
Won't see a prettier goal on a powerplay, what a pass from Stutzle to set up Tkachuk.
Ottawa's first PP goal in eight games, they were 0/19.
#Sens
Ottawa's first PP goal in eight games, they were 0/19.
#Sens
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
its like he’s still here
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Another game, another Jordan Spence point
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Another game, another Jordan Spence point
staios: we believe in you
pinto: yeah
pinto: yeah
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
staios: we believe in you
pinto: yeah
pinto: yeah
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official canadian government position
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
official canadian government position
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hey so this brady tkachuk podcast is not only bad timing for the team but also not going to end well for the individual and i think we all need to brace ourselves for that
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
hey so this brady tkachuk podcast is not only bad timing for the team but also not going to end well for the individual and i think we all need to brace ourselves for that
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"benefit MEN" what the fucking fuck
Instead of protecting Canadians from scams, Mark Carney’s Liberals are planning to develop a framework for stablecoins after crypto billionaires spent big to buy one in the United States.
The government claims it will “benefit men and youth by improving prosperity and good governance.” 🫠
The government claims it will “benefit men and youth by improving prosperity and good governance.” 🫠
Budget promises to introduce framework for Canadian dollar-backed cryptocurrency | CBC News
The Liberal government is committing to roll out new legislation to ensure some digital currencies are secure and stable enough for consumers and businesses to use.
www.cbc.ca
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"benefit MEN" what the fucking fuck
😭😭😭😭 holy shit we are so cooked 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Our newest Ontario survey finds the PCs steady at 51%, the Liberals down two points to 23%, and the NDP up four to 19%. Ford’s lead remains strong, but perceptions are shifting.
Full analysis: abacusdata.ca/ontario-pcs...
Full analysis: abacusdata.ca/ontario-pcs...
Ontario PCs Still Lead by Wide Margin but Ontario NDP Rise Four in a Month - Abacus Data
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abacusdata.ca
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
😭😭😭😭 holy shit we are so cooked 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
micah mccurdy i love you
Here's a thread of some scattered thoughts about Jordan Spence, first star of last night's Ottawa win over Utah. He is a very good and very unusual player, which is to say: my favourite kind of player.
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
micah mccurdy i love you
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Michael Amadio goals in 4 straight, Jordan Spence with his 2nd point of the game
The LB-Hockey analytics darlings are shining tn 📈
The LB-Hockey analytics darlings are shining tn 📈
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Michael Amadio goals in 4 straight, Jordan Spence with his 2nd point of the game
The LB-Hockey analytics darlings are shining tn 📈
The LB-Hockey analytics darlings are shining tn 📈
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Michael “known goalscoring threat” Amadio
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Michael “known goalscoring threat” Amadio
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you can kill the man but not the idea. Huge night for all the Wiercioch-Brannstrom heads out there.
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
you can kill the man but not the idea. Huge night for all the Wiercioch-Brannstrom heads out there.
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Amadio going for 50 in '25
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Amadio going for 50 in '25
IT’S A ME A-MADIO !! 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
IT’S A ME A-MADIO !! 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄
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Spence has fallen behind his ppg pace, time to bench him again
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Spence has fallen behind his ppg pace, time to bench him again
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Think of all the city facilities and services that are being underfunded and left to decline, decay and crumble; but our 🤡 mayor and council majority eagerly hand over scarce tax dollars to the Taggarts to subsidize exurbs like Tewin and to OSEG to rip out stuff tax dollars just built 10 years ago
Breaking:
Lansdowne 2.0 has been approved by council. Final voting: 15-10
Lansdowne 2.0 has been approved by council. Final voting: 15-10
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Think of all the city facilities and services that are being underfunded and left to decline, decay and crumble; but our 🤡 mayor and council majority eagerly hand over scarce tax dollars to the Taggarts to subsidize exurbs like Tewin and to OSEG to rip out stuff tax dollars just built 10 years ago
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kinda insane that "rude" posts are hidden by default and you can only change that by going into the advanced moderation settings
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
kinda insane that "rude" posts are hidden by default and you can only change that by going into the advanced moderation settings
I am also hearing the league says this is the first step to reach its eventual goal of “centralized line-ups”
All positions will just be played by me as I run back and forth really fast on the field for both clubs
This will replace the need for individual players and save the league millions.
All positions will just be played by me as I run back and forth really fast on the field for both clubs
This will replace the need for individual players and save the league millions.
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Per James Larsen, all 8 #UFL GMs have been let go, including Stallions GM Paul Roell.
The league will be moving to a centralized front office serving all 8 teams moving forward, replacing the need for individual GMs.
The Roell era comes to an end in Birmingham after just one season.
Per James Larsen, all 8 #UFL GMs have been let go, including Stallions GM Paul Roell.
The league will be moving to a centralized front office serving all 8 teams moving forward, replacing the need for individual GMs.
The Roell era comes to an end in Birmingham after just one season.
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I am also hearing the league says this is the first step to reach its eventual goal of “centralized line-ups”
All positions will just be played by me as I run back and forth really fast on the field for both clubs
This will replace the need for individual players and save the league millions.
All positions will just be played by me as I run back and forth really fast on the field for both clubs
This will replace the need for individual players and save the league millions.
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Macdermid >>>>>> Stutzle
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Macdermid >>>>>> Stutzle
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Travis Green crossing out Nick Jensen's name and putting in "Jordan Spence"
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Travis Green crossing out Nick Jensen's name and putting in "Jordan Spence"
man who scratches good players for being short wonders why good players weren’t playing tonight
Travis Green on his team's play tonight.
"We didn't have a lot of good players tonight, to be honest."
"I thought we hung in there, I thought we defended fairly well. But we spent a lot of time in our zone the first two periods because we weren't playing well enough."
#Sens
"We didn't have a lot of good players tonight, to be honest."
"I thought we hung in there, I thought we defended fairly well. But we spent a lot of time in our zone the first two periods because we weren't playing well enough."
#Sens
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
man who scratches good players for being short wonders why good players weren’t playing tonight