Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy
@paddyken32.bsky.social
Musician / Amateur Electrician
Pinned
Doing King of the Hill impressions for my girlfriend to help her relax after a long day at work
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IT’S A BAD TUESDAY TO BE 14 DOLLARS 🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
January 29, 2026 at 5:08 PM
IT’S A BAD TUESDAY TO BE 14 DOLLARS 🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
PA____ KE___Y MASTERCLASS
January 29, 2026 at 2:05 AM
PA____ KE___Y MASTERCLASS
Mikaël Kingsbury and Marielle Thompson Olympic flag bearers big news for casual freestyle ski fans
January 28, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Mikaël Kingsbury and Marielle Thompson Olympic flag bearers big news for casual freestyle ski fans
Listening to UFO’s album Phenomenon for the first time in a hot minute and man I remember the first time I heard the solo on Rock Bottom (specifically from 3:50 onward) and man that made me wish I was a billion times better at guitar
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Listening to UFO’s album Phenomenon for the first time in a hot minute and man I remember the first time I heard the solo on Rock Bottom (specifically from 3:50 onward) and man that made me wish I was a billion times better at guitar
Geographically Barrhaven.
Spiritually Baseball Town.
Spiritually Baseball Town.
January 27, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Geographically Barrhaven.
Spiritually Baseball Town.
Spiritually Baseball Town.
Former prof who says you’ll make a great grad student >>>>>>>
January 27, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Former prof who says you’ll make a great grad student >>>>>>>
Just read the sentence “they accidentally Rock Lee’d a retired racehorse”
January 27, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Just read the sentence “they accidentally Rock Lee’d a retired racehorse”
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I’m assembling a team
January 26, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I’m assembling a team
Was about to go to the washroom and get a between-movies snack. Otacon says not so fast
January 26, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Was about to go to the washroom and get a between-movies snack. Otacon says not so fast
Sometimes I feel like an insane person because one of my favourite needle drops of all time is in a Harry Potter movie
January 26, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Sometimes I feel like an insane person because one of my favourite needle drops of all time is in a Harry Potter movie
Computer, enhance. Get this kid a contract, stat!
January 25, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Computer, enhance. Get this kid a contract, stat!
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Currently on hold with the bank, AMA
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Currently on hold with the bank, AMA
You ever just trace back through the most famous person the die the day you were born, the person the day they were born, back further and further? Like I’m (distantly) related to this guy 4 degrees from me.
January 25, 2026 at 12:05 AM
You ever just trace back through the most famous person the die the day you were born, the person the day they were born, back further and further? Like I’m (distantly) related to this guy 4 degrees from me.
Checking out the Sens gala silent auction and… what’s this? Birthday buddy Seth Jarvis??
January 24, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Checking out the Sens gala silent auction and… what’s this? Birthday buddy Seth Jarvis??
It’s actually okay to kill fascists. They’re not human so it’s not murder. Even if they were, it’s not just morally permissible but demanded from just about every standpoint 🤷♂️
Nazis don’t just not care about you, they actively want to eliminate innocent people—they deserve to die.
Nazis don’t just not care about you, they actively want to eliminate innocent people—they deserve to die.
January 24, 2026 at 4:56 PM
It’s actually okay to kill fascists. They’re not human so it’s not murder. Even if they were, it’s not just morally permissible but demanded from just about every standpoint 🤷♂️
Nazis don’t just not care about you, they actively want to eliminate innocent people—they deserve to die.
Nazis don’t just not care about you, they actively want to eliminate innocent people—they deserve to die.
Breaking: Rudy Gobert based
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Breaking: Rudy Gobert based
Catsitting at my brother’s house: “here’s all the food we bought for you, plus money so you can have whatever you like for ever meal”
Petsitting at my sister’s house:
*frozen meat sandwich*
Petsitting at my sister’s house:
*frozen meat sandwich*
January 24, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Catsitting at my brother’s house: “here’s all the food we bought for you, plus money so you can have whatever you like for ever meal”
Petsitting at my sister’s house:
*frozen meat sandwich*
Petsitting at my sister’s house:
*frozen meat sandwich*
Beginning to describe my position in fantasy basketball as “turbo-last”
January 24, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Beginning to describe my position in fantasy basketball as “turbo-last”
Catsitting
January 23, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Catsitting
Sens should trade for Gaudette. That’ll fix ‘em
January 23, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Sens should trade for Gaudette. That’ll fix ‘em
Gonna have a house to myself this weekend so I’ve decided I’m gonna record all my greatest hits I’ve never really bothered with. Hope you guys are ready to support high school Patrick’s songwriting
January 23, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Gonna have a house to myself this weekend so I’ve decided I’m gonna record all my greatest hits I’ve never really bothered with. Hope you guys are ready to support high school Patrick’s songwriting
Making big moves for a man in his early twenties
January 22, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Making big moves for a man in his early twenties
Gettin drunk off that ikea cafeteria wine
January 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Gettin drunk off that ikea cafeteria wine
Listening to Counting Crows just in case anyone’s wondering
January 22, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Listening to Counting Crows just in case anyone’s wondering