Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy
@paddyken32.bsky.social
Musician / Amateur Electrician
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Doing King of the Hill impressions for my girlfriend to help her relax after a long day at work
Men only have two moods
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Men only have two moods
Having a really terrible time this semester but I just got my transcript because I’m finishing up my master’s applications and looking at the grades on there reminded me that yeah, I actually am smart, so fuck you I’ve decided to try being good at school again!
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Having a really terrible time this semester but I just got my transcript because I’m finishing up my master’s applications and looking at the grades on there reminded me that yeah, I actually am smart, so fuck you I’ve decided to try being good at school again!
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
My team currently has 47.69 points. Josh Allen alone has 45.18…
I don’t think I’m having fun in fantasy football anymore this season
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My team currently has 47.69 points. Josh Allen alone has 45.18…
I don’t think I’m having fun in fantasy football anymore this season
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I don’t think I’m having fun in fantasy football anymore this season
Bucs/Bills/Ball don’t lie
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Bucs/Bills/Ball don’t lie
Canada Blood Services ad with the tagline “who’s saving who?” PLEASE LEARN TO WRITE
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Canada Blood Services ad with the tagline “who’s saving who?” PLEASE LEARN TO WRITE
Kurtis, be fr right now
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Kurtis, be fr right now
My son is also named Bartherson
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My son is also named Bartherson
Why the hell do I have $0.13 worth of streams on CapCut??? Who is making edits to my songs???
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Why the hell do I have $0.13 worth of streams on CapCut??? Who is making edits to my songs???
Haven’t been able to sleep because I’m building the ideal open mic songs playlist in my mind
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Haven’t been able to sleep because I’m building the ideal open mic songs playlist in my mind
Mack, now is not the time!
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Mack, now is not the time!
“Come try Ottawa cafés with me as a barista and coffee lover” there is literally nothing I want to do less
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“Come try Ottawa cafés with me as a barista and coffee lover” there is literally nothing I want to do less
Played my first open mic in years and remembered just how much I hate not having complete control over my own monitor
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Played my first open mic in years and remembered just how much I hate not having complete control over my own monitor
Drake Batherson trivia: he once (recently) asked out my girlfriend’s cousin in Nova Scotia
Then how was he able to ask out my cousin when she was working at a golf course this summer??
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Drake Batherson trivia: he once (recently) asked out my girlfriend’s cousin in Nova Scotia
I haven’t made quesadillas in forever because any time I would make them it would usually be for my girlfriend but she’s 5,000 kilometres away and I want cheap tortillas and cheese
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I haven’t made quesadillas in forever because any time I would make them it would usually be for my girlfriend but she’s 5,000 kilometres away and I want cheap tortillas and cheese
Can’t be high sticking if the stick isn’t even in your hands 🧠
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Can’t be high sticking if the stick isn’t even in your hands 🧠
I know a guy who works at a Lépine apartment complex and he says they keep Drake Batherson locked in the basement
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I know a guy who works at a Lépine apartment complex and he says they keep Drake Batherson locked in the basement
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crazy how it's basically 3-0 if you count the obligatory amadio goal
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
crazy how it's basically 3-0 if you count the obligatory amadio goal
How fitting that Nick Jensen is stealing Michael Amadio’s valour on Remembrance Day
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
How fitting that Nick Jensen is stealing Michael Amadio’s valour on Remembrance Day
“Hey, which side of the political spectrum do you fall on?”
Me:
Me:
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“Hey, which side of the political spectrum do you fall on?”
Me:
Me:
Annual posting of the Vonnegut quote
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Annual posting of the Vonnegut quote
Went to Staples. Saw this paper airplane book from 2004 that I had as a kid and is where I learned to make paper airplanes
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Went to Staples. Saw this paper airplane book from 2004 that I had as a kid and is where I learned to make paper airplanes