Sam
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🏳️🌈 | 23 | Sens Fan | Pet Rock Enthusiast | 📍 Based in Ur Mom’s House, ON | #KachowSlay | 🏳️⚧️
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Sam
@samxietypills.bsky.social
· Mar 19
The Ottawa Senators are 0-1-0 in games that Travis Hamonic scores a goal in #GoSensGo
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sens would win the cup every year if the NHL wasn’t rigged
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
sens would win the cup every year if the NHL wasn’t rigged
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The bell sucks
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The bell sucks
the atlantic is projected to only have three playoff spots 💀😭😭😭
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
the atlantic is projected to only have three playoff spots 💀😭😭😭
i miss him
We were shorthanded but Mathieu Joseph didn't get that memo. #stlblues
December 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
i miss him
Lassi Thomson YOU are Canada’s 2026 Olympic Goalie !
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Lassi Thomson YOU are Canada’s 2026 Olympic Goalie !
lifelong orca enthusiast didnt know orca photography is expensive. good thing the bank is here to help!
hyundai anti-settle-down-and-start-a-family commercial featuring rich white boys in suburban homes who have all started families ??
drake batherson rizzing it up at the lépine apartments gyms
hyundai anti-settle-down-and-start-a-family commercial featuring rich white boys in suburban homes who have all started families ??
drake batherson rizzing it up at the lépine apartments gyms
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
lifelong orca enthusiast didnt know orca photography is expensive. good thing the bank is here to help!
hyundai anti-settle-down-and-start-a-family commercial featuring rich white boys in suburban homes who have all started families ??
drake batherson rizzing it up at the lépine apartments gyms
hyundai anti-settle-down-and-start-a-family commercial featuring rich white boys in suburban homes who have all started families ??
drake batherson rizzing it up at the lépine apartments gyms
WE are pierre dorion
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
WE are pierre dorion
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New microwave in the office kitchen has a digital button that you need to press to unlock the manual latch to open the door. What kind of monster would add this feature to a device people have been using unchanged for ~40 years?!
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
New microwave in the office kitchen has a digital button that you need to press to unlock the manual latch to open the door. What kind of monster would add this feature to a device people have been using unchanged for ~40 years?!
bench spence hes too short
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
bench spence hes too short
*tkachuk interview ends*
"from one captain to another here's nick suzuki"
*shows nick suzuki*
"uh yeah i dont know-"
*cuts to brady tkachuk*
"uh yeah that was a massive win-"
*cuts to ullmark & sens celebrating win with tsn outro song*
*cuts to tsn logos animation*
"uh yeah sorry about that"
"from one captain to another here's nick suzuki"
*shows nick suzuki*
"uh yeah i dont know-"
*cuts to brady tkachuk*
"uh yeah that was a massive win-"
*cuts to ullmark & sens celebrating win with tsn outro song*
*cuts to tsn logos animation*
"uh yeah sorry about that"
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
*tkachuk interview ends*
"from one captain to another here's nick suzuki"
*shows nick suzuki*
"uh yeah i dont know-"
*cuts to brady tkachuk*
"uh yeah that was a massive win-"
*cuts to ullmark & sens celebrating win with tsn outro song*
*cuts to tsn logos animation*
"uh yeah sorry about that"
"from one captain to another here's nick suzuki"
*shows nick suzuki*
"uh yeah i dont know-"
*cuts to brady tkachuk*
"uh yeah that was a massive win-"
*cuts to ullmark & sens celebrating win with tsn outro song*
*cuts to tsn logos animation*
"uh yeah sorry about that"
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The Sens start the night 11th in the East, but will end it 2nd in the Atlantic Division. Welcome to the NHL’s 25-26 Eastern Conference.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The Sens start the night 11th in the East, but will end it 2nd in the Atlantic Division. Welcome to the NHL’s 25-26 Eastern Conference.
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I love how much I'm hearing the word "cross-check" in this game. Especially how often it also appears with the please "in the back"
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I love how much I'm hearing the word "cross-check" in this game. Especially how often it also appears with the please "in the back"
sanderson proving anti dei sentiment is a sham
Nah his goal today was class and he made some good plays i cant lie
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
sanderson proving anti dei sentiment is a sham
refs just be putting ottawa in the box for anything 😭 free my boy amadio he was just skating man
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
refs just be putting ottawa in the box for anything 😭 free my boy amadio he was just skating man
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Itsa me, Jake Sanderson!
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Itsa me, Jake Sanderson!
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SANDERSONNED, BITCHES!
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
SANDERSONNED, BITCHES!
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When the Sens are having a total collapse, I suffer the consequences
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When the Sens are having a total collapse, I suffer the consequences
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Ok that will be in play to lower your punishment because olive oil is the literal gold of life
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Ok that will be in play to lower your punishment because olive oil is the literal gold of life
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I'd love to learn to identify herbs, but who has thyme?
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'd love to learn to identify herbs, but who has thyme?
some of you can’t handle this truth but its okay this take will age like fine wine
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
some of you can’t handle this truth but its okay this take will age like fine wine
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genuinely if sanderson took hamonic shots on the powerplay i would be a little happier
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
genuinely if sanderson took hamonic shots on the powerplay i would be a little happier