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🏳️‍🌈 | 23 | Sens Fan | Pet Rock Enthusiast | 📍 Based in Ur Mom’s House, ON | #KachowSlay | 🏳️‍⚧️

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The Ottawa Senators are 0-1-0 in games that Travis Hamonic scores a goal in #GoSensGo
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sens would win the cup every year if the NHL wasn’t rigged
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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The bell sucks
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
the atlantic is projected to only have three playoff spots 💀😭😭😭
Point projections over the past fortnight.
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
sens hockey baby
December 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i miss him
We were shorthanded but Mathieu Joseph didn't get that memo. #stlblues
December 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Lassi Thomson YOU are Canada’s 2026 Olympic Goalie !
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
lifelong orca enthusiast didnt know orca photography is expensive. good thing the bank is here to help!

hyundai anti-settle-down-and-start-a-family commercial featuring rich white boys in suburban homes who have all started families ??

drake batherson rizzing it up at the lépine apartments gyms
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
WE are pierre dorion
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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New microwave in the office kitchen has a digital button that you need to press to unlock the manual latch to open the door. What kind of monster would add this feature to a device people have been using unchanged for ~40 years?!
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
bench spence hes too short
#NHL GameScore Impact Card for Ottawa Senators on 2025-12-02

#GoSensGo #Sens
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
*tkachuk interview ends*
"from one captain to another here's nick suzuki"
*shows nick suzuki*
"uh yeah i dont know-"
*cuts to brady tkachuk*
"uh yeah that was a massive win-"
*cuts to ullmark & sens celebrating win with tsn outro song*
*cuts to tsn logos animation*
"uh yeah sorry about that"
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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The Sens start the night 11th in the East, but will end it 2nd in the Atlantic Division. Welcome to the NHL’s 25-26 Eastern Conference.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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I love how much I'm hearing the word "cross-check" in this game. Especially how often it also appears with the please "in the back"
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
sanderson proving anti dei sentiment is a sham
Nah his goal today was class and he made some good plays i cant lie
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
refs just be putting ottawa in the box for anything 😭 free my boy amadio he was just skating man
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Itsa me, Jake Sanderson!
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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SANDERSONNED, BITCHES!
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
DEI SANDERSON 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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When the Sens are having a total collapse, I suffer the consequences
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Ok that will be in play to lower your punishment because olive oil is the literal gold of life
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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I'd love to learn to identify herbs, but who has thyme?
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
some of you can’t handle this truth but its okay this take will age like fine wine
BRING HIM HOME !!
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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BRING HIM HOME !!
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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genuinely if sanderson took hamonic shots on the powerplay i would be a little happier
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM