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Eric
@ejmaron.bsky.social
Sens, Phillies, Packers; Denver based; UAW; The Village Homosexual

He/Him
Pinned
When people ask me what it's like being a fan of the Ottawa Senators
Retvrn
swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century
February 19, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Tyrone Lue, 2001:
fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI
February 19, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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February 19, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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cat: ok, we’re getting out of here, I’ve got an escape plan

baby: ok, I’ll tell the dog

cat: no! don’t tell the dog, he’s a snitch
February 19, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Mountbatten? The IRA shouldn't have stopped with just one
King Charles has issued a statement following his brother Andrew’s arrest
February 19, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Don't worry. That's not why we're going after the rich.
February 19, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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will take any opportunity to repost the muppenheimer cast (real ones remember @louisboulet.bsky.social)
February 19, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Dr. Muppet
From Muppets With Love
Muppetfinger
Thundermuppet
You Only Muppet Twice
On Her Majesty's Muppet Service
Muppets Are Forever
Live And Let Muppet
The Muppet With The Golden Gun
The Muppet Who Loved Me
Muppetraker
For Muppet Eyes Only
Never Say Muppets Again
Octomuppet
A View To A Muppet
February 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
The Death of Kermit
Fozzie Bear's Day Off
Rowlf Day Afternoon
Miss Piggy Burning
Don't forget his most famous classic: Gonzo
February 19, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The Muppet Who Came In From The Cold
A Most Wanted Muppet
The Muppet House
The Muppet of Panama
The Constant Muppetteer
The Little Drummer Muppet
The Looking Glass Muppets
The Muppet Affair
Our Kind of Muppet
Tinker Tailor Muppet Spy

Kermit as George Smiley
Piggy as Ann Smiley
Statler and Waldorf as Control
Gonzo as Bill Haydon
Rizzo as Jim Prideaux
Fozzie as Toby Esterhase
Sam the Eagle as Roy Bland
Scooter as Oliver Lacon
Rolf as Peter Guillam
Animal as Ricki Tarr

and Camilla the Chicken as Karla
Dial M for Muppets
February 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I know it's only been filmed as a tv series, but Smiley's Muppets is irresistible
Tinker Tailor Muppet Spy

Kermit as George Smiley
Piggy as Ann Smiley
Statler and Waldorf as Control
Gonzo as Bill Haydon
Rizzo as Jim Prideaux
Fozzie as Toby Esterhase
Sam the Eagle as Roy Bland
Scooter as Oliver Lacon
Rolf as Peter Guillam
Animal as Ricki Tarr

and Camilla the Chicken as Karla
Dial M for Muppets
February 19, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Muppet Clayton
The Muppets Who Stare At Goats
Oh Muppet, Where Art Thou?
February 19, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Interview with The Muppet
The Muppet Lestat
Queen of the Muppeted

(I know the second one hasn't been put to film. But it should be, just for this joke)
The great muppet, Indiana jones and the great muppet, must love muppets- I’m good at this game
February 19, 2026 at 1:56 AM
New Muppet City
Don’t be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Muppet in the Hood
Dial M for Muppets
February 19, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Oh Muppet, Where Art Thou?
Big Muppet in Little China
Dial M for Muppets
February 19, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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Muppetz n the Hood
Dial M for Muppets
February 18, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Dial M for Muppets
February 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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A live example of @smoothdunk2.bsky.social's always relevant comic about journalists, Twitter and Bluesky
February 18, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Adults these days. Smh
February 18, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I'm hearing there were 6, 7 Czech skaters on the ice when they scored
February 18, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Perhaps the issue you're having is your inability to distinguish between comments under your post about a different issue in media that your article lays bare and comments under your post accusing you of being the problem they're pointing out.
This is a good example of why I find Bluesky exhausting and not worth cross posting. You could write a piece that carefully lays out the evidence, and the first (and 2nd-4th) replies are Big Mad that you didn't just write the piece they wanted. X has its problems — many, many problems — but ...
Well look at that.

If only the media had reported realistically about the economy in 2024, would we even be in this position?

But bothsides, amirite?
February 18, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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They were always pieces of shit
FLASHBACK — 1988: @schumer.senate.gov brags about blocking the "Jackson plank”, a DNC platform item by Jesse Jackson's presidential campaign which would’ve supported Palestinian self-determination.

(From @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social )
February 18, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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Is anyone writing the hockey player who sees ghosts book yet?
February 18, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Working on it. So far all I have is:

He was the best of Reims, he was the worst of Reims
Is anyone writing the hockey player who sees ghosts book yet?
February 18, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Blocking everyone puts that shit on my screen. Even in a qt
February 17, 2026 at 11:31 PM