Darrell Mast
@darrellmast.bsky.social
Municipal Lawyer, Ottawa Senators fan. Loves tabletop RPGs and Puns, not necessarily in that order.
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I’ve decided to leave X/Twitter.
Thank you to @senatorpaulasimons.bsky.social for her leadership and for continuing to educate the public about the harms enabled by the platform.
You can still find me on Instagram @kimpateonthehill and on Bluesky @kpateonthehill.bsky.social
Thank you to @senatorpaulasimons.bsky.social for her leadership and for continuing to educate the public about the harms enabled by the platform.
You can still find me on Instagram @kimpateonthehill and on Bluesky @kpateonthehill.bsky.social
January 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I’ve decided to leave X/Twitter.
Thank you to @senatorpaulasimons.bsky.social for her leadership and for continuing to educate the public about the harms enabled by the platform.
You can still find me on Instagram @kimpateonthehill and on Bluesky @kpateonthehill.bsky.social
Thank you to @senatorpaulasimons.bsky.social for her leadership and for continuing to educate the public about the harms enabled by the platform.
You can still find me on Instagram @kimpateonthehill and on Bluesky @kpateonthehill.bsky.social
James Reimer can take no pride in his first start for Belleville.
January 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
James Reimer can take no pride in his first start for Belleville.
Sens could make a very popular move if they move on from their D coach and hire Cheryl Pounder to replace him.
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Sens could make a very popular move if they move on from their D coach and hire Cheryl Pounder to replace him.
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A brawl has broken out in the Hershey Bears intermission game
January 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
A brawl has broken out in the Hershey Bears intermission game
@jamesmccrea.bsky.social start booing Verhaege now.
January 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
@jamesmccrea.bsky.social start booing Verhaege now.
Finish a god damned chance...
January 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Finish a god damned chance...
Minor? What a joke..
January 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Minor? What a joke..
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Pathetic point production portends poor playoff possiblities
January 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Pathetic point production portends poor playoff possiblities
Inability to close out chances is pathological. Particularly problematic when you get so few.
January 11, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Inability to close out chances is pathological. Particularly problematic when you get so few.
Sebrango > Kleven.
January 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Sebrango > Kleven.
If anyone is owed a dumb goal finding the net, it's probably Zetterlund
January 11, 2026 at 12:24 AM
If anyone is owed a dumb goal finding the net, it's probably Zetterlund
This may be the best mushroom pun ever? All I can do is reskeet, but it should be on the ceiling of a cathedral.
Mycenangelo?
Mycenangelo?
Idea: mushroom-flavored umami savory cereal marketed as the Breakfast of Champignons
January 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
This may be the best mushroom pun ever? All I can do is reskeet, but it should be on the ceiling of a cathedral.
Mycenangelo?
Mycenangelo?
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Idea: mushroom-flavored umami savory cereal marketed as the Breakfast of Champignons
January 10, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Idea: mushroom-flavored umami savory cereal marketed as the Breakfast of Champignons
FWIW Hunter Shepard is in net for the BSens tonight against the Marlies.
January 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
FWIW Hunter Shepard is in net for the BSens tonight against the Marlies.
Staios press release getting coverage on CNN.
That should calm things down.
Ottawa Senators: NHL team condemns ‘trolls and sick people’ after rumors about player spread online | CNN share.google/Z6qloUdmMjf0...
That should calm things down.
Ottawa Senators: NHL team condemns ‘trolls and sick people’ after rumors about player spread online | CNN share.google/Z6qloUdmMjf0...
NHL’s Ottawa Senators condemn ‘trolls and sick people’ after rumors about player spread online | CNN
The NHL’s Ottawa Senators say they are “extremely disappointed” and “disgusted” to see rumors about goaltender Linus Ullmark spread online.
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January 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Staios press release getting coverage on CNN.
That should calm things down.
Ottawa Senators: NHL team condemns ‘trolls and sick people’ after rumors about player spread online | CNN share.google/Z6qloUdmMjf0...
That should calm things down.
Ottawa Senators: NHL team condemns ‘trolls and sick people’ after rumors about player spread online | CNN share.google/Z6qloUdmMjf0...
Would a team send their players to visit kids in a Cancer ward one day, then accept a sponsorship from a tobacco company the next?
Hosting pride nights and saying you value inclusivity and then associating yourself with someone who has publicly opposed those events and values is not much different.
Hosting pride nights and saying you value inclusivity and then associating yourself with someone who has publicly opposed those events and values is not much different.
January 9, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Would a team send their players to visit kids in a Cancer ward one day, then accept a sponsorship from a tobacco company the next?
Hosting pride nights and saying you value inclusivity and then associating yourself with someone who has publicly opposed those events and values is not much different.
Hosting pride nights and saying you value inclusivity and then associating yourself with someone who has publicly opposed those events and values is not much different.
Anton Forsberg where art thou?
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Anton Forsberg where art thou?
Reimer is an AHL PTO, so he is eligible to play in Belleville.
January 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Reimer is an AHL PTO, so he is eligible to play in Belleville.
I don't care for signing Reimer one bit.
January 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I don't care for signing Reimer one bit.
How does Ottawa take the only roughing penalty?
January 9, 2026 at 4:17 AM
How does Ottawa take the only roughing penalty?
Sogaard gotta get in there.
January 9, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Sogaard gotta get in there.
Manson gets the Gordie Howe Hat-trick too.
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Manson gets the Gordie Howe Hat-trick too.
Well, they got Sogaard 8 goals in his last win?
January 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Well, they got Sogaard 8 goals in his last win?
Braedan prolly gonna have a hearing for that. More time for podcasting.
January 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Braedan prolly gonna have a hearing for that. More time for podcasting.