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Darrell Mast
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Municipal Lawyer, Ottawa Senators fan. Loves tabletop RPGs and Puns, not necessarily in that order.
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"Mr. Staois, sir, we're hearing SensMonster is preparing to meme again"
Steve Staios learns terrible news from an aide while reading stories to kindergarten class.
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Preseason for the media team too as the Bsens apparently forget to delete the prompt in the release template.
October 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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My imposter syndrome getting ready for work:
Linus Ullmark sitting at an office desk in full goalie gear in a black #35 Ottawa Senators jersey.
September 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Dolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago in Rocky III Tim Stützle at today's training camp media availability.
September 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Bleah!
Simpson's character "Big Daddy" throws Ralph Wiggum at Chief Wiggum, P.I. and Principal Seymour "Skinny Boy" Skinner.
September 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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When I left the hill for law school, he gave me a signed copy of his book (notably given to me as opposed to my boss), with a personal message wishing me good luck.
September 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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No cheating, post the last pic of your pet(s).

Twofer for me.
Barnabee (dog) and Ranger (cat) lounge on the couch.
August 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Unconcerned.
Ranger (Cat) and Barnabee (Dog), nonchalant on the couch.
August 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Here it is...
Tweet from January 30, 2021 that reads "Feel like we went from 'why did we sign this Zub guy?' to 'Zub is gonna save us, right?' Pretty fast"
August 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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If anthologies are allowed, this came out a few days after I turned 16. Quite a bit was "new to me" because there was no streaming, etc. at that time.
Album cover for Bad Religion's "All Ages" album (1995, Epitaph Records). The cover features a collage of show posters, in a sepia tone, with the words Bad Religion in large red text at the center.
July 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Barnabee, the yellow lab, mugs for the camera.
July 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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From Minnesota l, so maybe he should ease into it:
A screenshot of the head note of a recipe for "Chicken Shawarma Hotdish" from the Food Network Website. The recipe is courtesy of Zach Engel and Galit from food network magazine, is rated 5 stars with 1 review, and below the head note in italics says "Our pastry chef Mary, who's from Minneapolis, inspired this recipe, and I make it a few times every writer for f..." followed by a "show more" link that is not active in the screenshot.
June 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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A young Tom Green, wearing a Sens hat, in the video for "Check the OR" by Organized Rhyme.
June 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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No Ice on the DEI moon
Red climate change induced moon.
June 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Is this Chewbacca or Cousin It?
Pixelated shot of a person with long hair in the crowd at a hockey game, from behind, which kind of makes them look like a wookie.
June 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Rep. Dan Bishop - former Congressman (R - NC) and current Deputy Director, OMB tweets on X: "Members of Congress and the Mayor of Newark committed an insurrection at a federal detention facility in New Jersey today. Worse than 9/11." at 5:22pm, 9 May 2025. At the time of this screenshot, the tweet has 344 thousand views, 1833 reposts, 176 quotes, and 8763 likes. A reply from "Gunther Eagleman" calls for "17-22 years each, no due process" a further Bishop reply says "Hunt them down".
May 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Cheers to Drake!
Bottle of Glen Breton rare single malt whiskey next to my "Senators Fan Lives Here" sign.
April 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien gives a thumbs up, holding a red pom-pom, wearing an Ottawa Senators "Senagoth" style jersey in the crowd at an Ottawa Senators playoff game in 2007. Photo Crdit Dave Sandford, Getty Images.
April 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Does Ullmark's playoff beard make him look strange to anyone else?
Picture of Joonas Korpisalo
April 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Yes, apparently
Original post in the thread, showing the quoted post deleted.
April 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Forgot this one was early. Looks like Tim Stutzle needs to shoot more though..
Picture of my bluesky timeline with every post saying some version of "Tim Stutzle needs to shoot more."
April 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Cover of the video game "Rolling Thunder" by Tengen for the Nintendo Entertainment System. Features a blonde man firing a gun forward with one hand and holding an unconscious woman in his other arm, set against a futuristic backdrop. Both wear futuristic clothing.
March 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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JD Vance Demonstrates the most embarrassing thing you can do on a couch.
Picture of a meeting in the White House Oval Office between US President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Zelensky in front of gathered media. Vice President JD Vance, who is sitting on a couch with Secretary of State Marco Rubio, appears to be speaking and gesturing with his hands, and others attention is turned towards him.
March 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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The "The More You Know" star swipe from 80s cartoons, but instead it says "I know too much," and the start has an anxious smile.
February 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM