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Hockey Goalie. Doodler. Terminally Online.
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A company should not be allowed to email me asking me to give a product a rating because what the fuck, you got my money why are you asking me to do work, who the fuck do you think you are asking me to rate Buldak Ramen you know I like it
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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Ok now I want them to work dunks into the skating programs
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Even just at the most basic of basic levels this decision sucks because the She-Ra series was really good.
February 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
#TheDarts posting will recommence momentarily.
February 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
In a parallel universe, #NUFC have the financial capabilities to offer Isak the contract he was after. Does it only delay the 'inevitable'? Maybe, but you keep your world class striker onboard for another year or two, and if nothing else have more time to figure out something of a succession plan.
In a parallel universe #NUFC would’ve signed Trafford, Mbuemo and Ekitike in the summer but the big lads didn’t let us and we didn’t sign any of them. In fact we didn’t even sign our second and third choices. We ended up with players no one really wanted and here we are.
February 5, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Superb judgement once again from the man who would be k̶i̶n̶g̶ Prime Minister
Wes Streeting saying on Today that Mandelson is ‘not the man we thought he was’ but the trouble is, he is exactly the man we thought, just on a much worse scale than almost anyone thought. And there is an alternative world where none of this is this govt’s problem, because they never gave him a job
February 4, 2026 at 9:06 AM
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It was an unpleasant business, but every four years, Grimace required a blood sacrifice, and well, nobody really much liked Brandon anyway.
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Anyone know what's different about Dispatch compared to, say, the Witcher 3 or Cyberpunk on Switch? Both of which also feature knobs and/or nipples at some point in the gameplay.
Sorry Dispatch fans, there's "no possibility" of an uncensored physical version on Switch www.eurogamer.net/sorry-dispat...
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Within the space of the past 12-months (less?) there has been a compelling case to remove two peerages - Michelle Mone, and now Mandelson - but no, Westminster would rather keep up this archaic façade than make any meaningful changes to restore (public) trust in the system.
Understand Tories won't create or back a bill to remove Mandelson's peerage. There is unease among politicians in Westminster about the precedent of a government using its large majority to go after individuals, no matter how egregious. But mechanisms should still be there to expel him.
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Some absolutely beautiful kits in here.
Anyway it's #JLeague Kit SZN!

These were organized roughly geographically and I can only post four per skeet so let's gooooo:

Hokkaido Consadole Sapporo (J2)
Vanraure Hachinohe (J2)
Vegalta Sendai (J2)
Blaublitz Akita (J2)

(1/15)
February 3, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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Instead of conferring titles, gongs and baubles and then demanding those titles, gongs and baubles be removed…

…perhaps as a modern, mature polity we should have far fewer titles, gongs and baubles in the first place.
February 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 4d
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Suspension coming, yeah? Or are we just going to add this to the 118 charges thing?
Manchester City midfielder Rodri claimed it was clear “people” do not want the club to win due to their past successes but that referees must remain “neutral” after taking issue with a decision during Sunday’s draw with Tottenham Hotspur.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/701...
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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The extent to which Labour has doubled down on a transphobia policy that it didn’t run on, and was bounced into by a Supreme Court ruling that woefully misunderstood the intent of the law, is genuinely shocking to me. I know there will be an “I told you so” but I don’t think this was foreseeable.
February 2, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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Truly a startling amount of my adult life has been Company A merging with ShitAssMegaCorp B and promising it will be epic for Consumers And Fans and it hasn't been. Far from it in fact. It hasn't been epic at all.
January 30, 2026 at 11:20 PM
As an owner of a copy of Anni's 'The Professional' I can wholeheartedly recommend her work (also you get bonus baked goods pics if you follow her, which is absolutely a win in itself)
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unrelated selfie to let you know i’m shipping at the weekend ✨🌝🌙
January 29, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Listened to a Comfort Blanket podcast I'd, for whatever reason, missed previously - something really joyous about listening to @gralefrit.bsky.social and @athenakugblenu.bsky.social break down Keeping Up Appearances, and what made it work.

God comedy is brilliant.
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 PM
"I've never been murdered in my own home before," said Stan Besure, 52, "So I figure that I'm beating the system by staying in and watching Mrs Brown's Boys".

Police later confirmed that the call was in fact coming from inside the house.
I mean the headline and preview would not look out of place elsewhere.
January 29, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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"Lift heavy, run far, marry early, track sleep, eat steak & eggs, lad!"
January 29, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Skipping to the end of Andrew's entertaining (if that's the right word) thread about the '20-minute' AI courses, and once again we're just being shown that politicians are among the least qualified people to talk about, and legislate for modern tech.

They're drinking the snake oil at this point.
This government clearly don't really understand the complexity or the danger of the situation. They show no sign of beginning to understand, and every sign of asking the monorail salesman how public transport should work. It's going to be an uphill struggle, but don't leave this to politicians.
January 29, 2026 at 8:35 AM
“I’m not mad. Please don’t write that I am mad” etc.
“I am probably the president’s number one fan and that’s not going to change.”

— Nicki Minaj on Donald Trump
January 28, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Not bad for a 15 minute scribble.
January 28, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Random man in town saw my #NUFC jacket - he reckons we’ll ‘do’ PSG tonight. Good enough for me.
January 28, 2026 at 3:04 PM
*Andy Burnham Intensifies*
NEW: Tim Davie will stand down as the BBC's director general on 2 April.

Rhodri Talfan Davies, the BBC's director of nations, will act as Interim Director-General until a new, permanent Director-General starts.

Process to find Davie's replacement is underway.
January 28, 2026 at 12:45 PM