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So the total amount of drones they launched in 2023 is equivalent to one night in 2025
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"The Vatican shared four of the Pope’s favourite films: The Sound of Music, It’s a Wonderful Life, Ordinary People, and Life Is Beautiful."

Weak. What kind of Catholic from Chicago doesn't have The Blues Brothers with at least a podium finish.
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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He stees you when you're stleeping.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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she is using an ancient Japanese "Breathing Technique" called「覚醒剤」which loosely translates to "Inhalation of Methamphetamine Vapour" ...such a beautiful culture and language....
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was that thing with all scarfs that just keep going
December 28, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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Boss: I need a second set of eyes on this report.

Arachnid employee: Got you covered all day, boss.
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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🐀Male and female rats like to be tickled differently - males prefer rougher play.
🤣How do we know? Rats produce ultrasonic giggles that can be monitored with a bat detector.
🧪Why is this relevant? To improve lab animal welfare.

Ah, to tickle rats for a living...♥️

f1000research.com/articles/14-...
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Actually, I would quite like a Bond where hes doomed to eternally be reborn and serve the British state through the eras, never able to rest, just repeating the same actions as Britain decays around him, losing himself in a increasing stupor of drink and women to stop the ennui...
WE KNOW IT'S DIFFERENT ACTORS AND, ESSENTIALLY, A DIFFERENT CHARACTER EACH TIME. OTHERWISE HE'S A WEIRD GOD FIGURE WHO CHANGES HIS FACE EVERY FEW YEARS AND HAS DISCOVERED THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH

YOU DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Sick of the rat race man. These rats are fast as shit. Tired of losing.
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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One for the kids
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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stumbling across LABYRINTH for the first time in god knows how long, it’s just honestly incredible how much better practical effects hold up compared to digital or computer-generated effects. i am sure there’s nothing about AI we can learn here.
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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my favorite fact about the AI bubble is that despite all the consternation, NVDA has under-performed monster energy over the last year
November 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Hard to think of anything in media that regularly brings me as much pure joy anymore as the headline in The New York Times' Trilobites section.
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Russia's rhetoric towards Europe and NATO is becoming increasingly more hostile.
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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So there’s a website called Deer Of St Nicholas which posts Christmas wish letters from Ukrainian children who had their childhood stolen by the war, anyone can pick a child and get them their present and it’s that time of the year again to achingly scroll it for hours again
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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My doctor asked me if I smoke or drink coffee.

I told him I drink it.
a man sitting in a chair with the words torpedoes written below him
Alt: Captain Archer from Star Trek asking for torpedos
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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One of the most unhinged common insect names
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Okay, I'll bite: what's a 'New' York?
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM