sam corb
banner
samcorb.bsky.social
sam corb
@samcorb.bsky.social
famously alive
Pinned
getting ready to audition for the East German men’s gymnastics team in @mcecreations.bsky.social
Reposted by sam corb
I’ve voted 7 times to reopen the government in a way that holds Trump accountable for his lawlessness and prevents a health care crisis.

I’m prepared to work toward a compromise, but this “deal” before us does not come close to meeting those terms. Voting NO.

Full statement:
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Reposted by sam corb
“ The boyfriend” is crying and the girls are eating their spaghetti and meatballs in dead silence!
June 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I have been working for twelve hours straight and will be on a call at 8:15 am tomorrow for work and so I really wasn’t prepared to glance at the phone of the guy next to me on the train and read “if you want a facial you are going to have to get to know me and see if there’s a vibe first”
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Reposted by sam corb
What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
New drag name: Public Consumption

(I perform a Moulin Rouge medley, showering the adoring fans with tuberculosis)
October 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hudson Yards: what if Arlington, VA had suicidal ideations
October 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“The Hoof GP Intro Music (Hex Hector Mix)”
September 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Project Runway… there can be miracles when you believe
September 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
if y'all see my baby daddy getting raptured do NOT inbox me i already know
September 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Caitlyn Jenner saw her shadow when she woke up this morning and unloaded a full clip into it, which unfortunately means six more decades of gun-related atrocities
September 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
just saying, if you're playing life on goldeneye big head mode, maybe you should endorse a slappers only lifestyle
September 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Tate McRae has all the diction and vocal control of Camilla Cabello after wisdom tooth removal
September 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i wish you all great peace on your journeys but you will not catch me getting excited for “a knives out mystery”
September 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
love is love but something about this photo gives “what do you mean? we are normal human people with the biologically appropriate number of teeth! look at them all!”
September 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
the non-filipino queens on slaysian royale brought butter knives to a bazooka fight…
September 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
And Andrew Barth Feldman as Glup Shitto
September 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A problem with gay people is that we do generally pay more attention to detail and notice funny things about the world, but unfortunately that does mean that any gay guy having an anecdotal experience is always on the verge of deciding he needs to tell The Story Of Our Times
August 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
do people actually watch wednesday or do they just participate in marketing cross-promotional tie-ins for it
August 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
big gay brain: the kpop demon hunters song is cocomelon "run away with me"
August 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
waiting for prince fagot
August 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
drag name Nina Leven
August 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
marion berry you will always be famous
Here's the clip from Hulu's "Godfather of Harlem" S3E3 featuring a cameo from former mayoral aide Ingrid Lewis-Martin.

@manhattanda.bsky.social revealed that she got this role thanks to the Argentos, who run Broadway Stages. In return, Lewis-Martin stopped safety improvements on McGuinness.
August 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
january 6 suckvivor
August 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
do you guys ever collapse in the middle of a closet edit like daisy buchanan sobbing "they're such beautiful shirts"? me neither
August 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
this feels @dieworkwear.bsky.social -coded
August 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM