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Man-shaped to-do list 📋
Philly 🥨

he/him
Who up Wuthering they Heights rn?
January 22, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Save me 14-17” of snow forecast for Sunday

Save me
January 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
What’s your sign?
January 21, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Hilary Swank in Million Dollar Baby (2004):
You’re really invoking the hits today
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Somebody needs to invent a way to skip lunch that doesn’t ruin the rest of my day
January 20, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I wrote a million lines waitin' for an "amen"
And now I'm fucked in the head, vibratin' times ten
Show me a sign, I'll be here wastin' time
And now you got me singin'
Lil Tune by Gus Dapperton & Electric Guest on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 3:58
music.apple.com
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Just realized my floor is perfect for the Jerry Maguire slide. I am going to injure myself.
January 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
January 17, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Shower karaoke but I don't know all the words so it's just me yelling hoh-ooh-ooo-uh-oh-OH in my best Canadian accent 🗣️🚿🇨🇦
Spiral by Alanis Morissette on Apple Music
Song · 2012 · Duration 4:19
music.apple.com
January 17, 2026 at 3:51 PM
My very belated fav albums of 2025:

THAT’S SHOWBIZ BABY! - JADE
PRINCESS OF POWER - MARINA
No Hard Feelings - The Beaches
It’s Not That Deep - Demi Lovato
LUX - ROSALÍA
Who’s The Clown? - Audrey Hobert
I quit - HAIM
BITE ME - Reneé Rapp
Blood On the Silver Screen - SASAMI
SALVATION - Rebecca Black
January 17, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Mmmm
Hungry Ghost (Medium Build Version) by Wormy & Medium Build on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 4:01
music.apple.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:29 AM
When you want someone clap your hands and she’s there 👏🏻
Girl Of The Year by Allie X on Apple Music
Song · 2018 · Duration 3:44
music.apple.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Happy LetterBoxd Friday here are my top 4 letters of the week, boxed
_______
| X K |
| A S |
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Alternatively, what if I started doing annoying video game streams? Much to consider.
I do not want to Go Live
I just want to post my dumb little thoughts
January 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I do not want to Go Live
I just want to post my dumb little thoughts
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Not enough talk about how much fucking fun this album is
Itty Bitty by Ashnikko on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 2:42
music.apple.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Had to push back our first Wuthering Heights discussion to next week since I’m now waiting on a Verizon technician who is scheduled to arrive right when it was supposed to start.
a woman with red hair is singing into a microphone in a dark room .
ALT: a woman with red hair is singing into a microphone in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Why is the Verizon agent on the chat using heart emojis? Please just fix my fucking internet.
January 15, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I need to clean up my Animal Crossing island ahead of this update.

Add me if you want to get high and hunt bugs together next week.

SW-6986-2894-8862
January 14, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Instagram is really dropping a “Discover People” banner right across your own profile page. Garbage garbage garbage.
January 14, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Need more Japanese House ASAP
Maybe You're the Reason by The Japanese House on Apple Music
Song · 2019 · Duration 3:38
music.apple.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:09 AM
“I need to stop spending like this.”

**Pre-orders WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA**
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I thought 28 Years Later was tedious and dumb, so this Bone Temple media blitz is becoming increasingly annoying.
January 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Philly Style Bagels taking cashew almond butter off the menu years ago was a personal attack on me and I have never recovered or returned.
January 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Ricochet by Sorry Girls on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 2:24
music.apple.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 AM