EK
LightNews LightNews
banner
eekayj.bsky.social
EK
@eekayj.bsky.social
1.6K followers 1K following 4.4K posts
Man-shaped to-do list 📋
Philly, NJ

he/him
Posts Replies Media Videos
eekayj.bsky.social
Bleach done, now for blonde dye
White guy selfie with crazy eyes and bleach-blonde hair
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
eekayj.bsky.social
Round 2 of bleach… then the blonde dye. My poor scalp.
Grinning shirtless white guy with bleach in his hair
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
eekayj.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
eekayj.bsky.social
I’M NOT THAT GIIIIIRL 🔥🥧
Apple pie with food coloring painted Eagles logo crust on top. Apple pie that’s a little (a lot) burnt depicting Glinda in food dye painted pie crust.
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
eekayj.bsky.social
The half-assed crumble seems to be overtaking her in the oven…
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
eekayj.bsky.social
Let’s hope these fuckers hold their shape during baking 🤞🏻🥧🥧🤞🏻
Unbaked apple pie with a Glinda crust painted with food coloring. Goodness knows!! Apple pie with a crumble topping and an Eagles logo crust painted with food coloring.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
eekayj.bsky.social
Ok pies and crumble topping are done time to cut out some fucking crusts 🥧
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
eekayj.bsky.social
The Wicked: For Good press tour is RELENTLESS
A tall green vape and a short pink vape with a flower on it, standing upright on a white table. They’re singing: And just to clear the air I ask forgiveness For the things I've done you blame me for But then, I guess we know there's blame to share And none of it seems to matter anymore
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
eekayj.bsky.social
I think my feelings are best described by this shitty chart I just made
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
eekayj.bsky.social
Ok but look how badly I fucked up last year (I was trashed and it was late) 😬
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
eekayj.bsky.social
Some pies from past Thanksgivings 🥧

Madelyne Pie-or, the Gobblin’ Queen
Pie Chemical Romance
Hail Pie-mon
A pie with a crust depicting the cover for Uncanny X-Men #241 A pie depreciating the cover of My Chemical Romance’s album Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge A pie depicting a scowling Toni Collette from Hereditary
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
eekayj.bsky.social
Yes, exactly 🫳🏻
Child’s drawing of a little gay boy in a green and white stripped T-shirt and blue shorts. He is surrounded by animals.
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
eekayj.bsky.social
Nothing in the archives is unexpected 🦆
Child’s drawing of 4 birds that says “I saw 4 birds.” An adult must’ve done the writing. Two of the birds are brown with blue beaks and feet. Two of them have red stripes. The fourth bird is blue with yellow beak and feet.
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
eekayj.bsky.social
Is Dead-eyed Tuesday a thing? 😐
Selfie of a mustached white man facing forward, wearing a sweater.
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
eekayj.bsky.social
Actual photo of lerrrgan mothering
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
eekayj.bsky.social
Lore drop 🐢
A child’s drawing of a big introducing two hamsters to two mice. It says “I like mice becos they are rodens like hamsters and I have hamsters.” A child’s drawing of a boy saying “When I grow up I will be a zoo ceper!” A child’s drawing of 7 turtles that says TURTLE at the top. Some of them appear to be fucking.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
eekayj.bsky.social
Also, you liked the gif 🩷
Luke revealing his true gif-liking self
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
eekayj.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
eekayj.bsky.social
NO GOOD THNEED GOES UNPUNISHED
Illustration from The Lorax. The Once-ler obscured by a doorframe holding a pink thneed in front of a confused Lorax.
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
eekayj.bsky.social
#MCM 🐀
Monochrome bathroom cabinet mirror selfie of a shirtless man with a butterfly tattoo on his shoulder and ribs.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
eekayj.bsky.social
ALPHABA
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
eekayj.bsky.social
SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND MEEEE 💚
Lyft pickup notification with driver named Alphaba
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
eekayj.bsky.social
Justin’s house:
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
eekayj.bsky.social
The Christmas Eve 1995 fire at the Philadelphia Zoo’s primate house deeply affected me as a child.
A children’s drawing of a bunch of trees on fire with primates falling from them, also on fire. Underneath in crude kid writing it says: were Wrestling. We did not see the primates because their houses got on fire and they died. I saw the
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
eekayj.bsky.social
I…
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM