j a k e
@jakeismaking.bsky.social
attending the Lilith Fair in my mind.
he/him. musician, chef, homo(genic by Björk).
type 1 diabetic. Chicago. sometimes NSFW
he/him. musician, chef, homo(genic by Björk).
type 1 diabetic. Chicago. sometimes NSFW
Uninvited.
Alanis Morissette.
that is MUSIC.
Alanis Morissette.
that is MUSIC.
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Uninvited.
Alanis Morissette.
that is MUSIC.
Alanis Morissette.
that is MUSIC.
freaked the fried tofu & green beans
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
freaked the fried tofu & green beans
I miss Phoebe Bridgers
February 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I miss Phoebe Bridgers
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On all the outrage toward Bad Bunny’s halftime performance
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
On all the outrage toward Bad Bunny’s halftime performance
not to make the gay / iced coffee referenced but we're doing a Stan's Donuts catering order at work and I am getting my own individual cold brew cuz I don't want any of the 96oz of hot coffee. like sorry I have rights in Bad Bunny's America
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
not to make the gay / iced coffee referenced but we're doing a Stan's Donuts catering order at work and I am getting my own individual cold brew cuz I don't want any of the 96oz of hot coffee. like sorry I have rights in Bad Bunny's America
where are we at with the "round up your purchase to donate to Charity X!" prompts at grocery stores...
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
where are we at with the "round up your purchase to donate to Charity X!" prompts at grocery stores...
watching conservatives crash out over Bad Bunny singing in Spanish for his half time show might fuel me through at least March. miserable rage baiting babies
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
watching conservatives crash out over Bad Bunny singing in Spanish for his half time show might fuel me through at least March. miserable rage baiting babies
soooo all the super bowl commercials blow this year.
hopefully we’ll look back at this time and cringe at how overly and poorly used AI was
hopefully we’ll look back at this time and cringe at how overly and poorly used AI was
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
soooo all the super bowl commercials blow this year.
hopefully we’ll look back at this time and cringe at how overly and poorly used AI was
hopefully we’ll look back at this time and cringe at how overly and poorly used AI was
aaand poof it's gone. can't be overly annoying in a thong on here.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
aaand poof it's gone. can't be overly annoying in a thong on here.
someday I wanna be 70 years old with a fat ass
February 8, 2026 at 3:38 PM
someday I wanna be 70 years old with a fat ass
cats will save us all. goodnight.
February 8, 2026 at 3:40 AM
cats will save us all. goodnight.
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"For years, a cottage industry of political observers has contorted itself to obscure and occlude the obvious. That regardless of what others see in him, Trump’s entire political career...cannot be understood outside the context of his bitter, deep-seated racism." (gift link)
Opinion | This Is Just Who Trump Is
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
"For years, a cottage industry of political observers has contorted itself to obscure and occlude the obvious. That regardless of what others see in him, Trump’s entire political career...cannot be understood outside the context of his bitter, deep-seated racism." (gift link)
there's a spectrum of brain rot but I'm so grateful not to have the "Ruth Bader Ginsburg on a mug" type
February 7, 2026 at 4:04 PM
there's a spectrum of brain rot but I'm so grateful not to have the "Ruth Bader Ginsburg on a mug" type
so I made these butterscotch chocochip blondies btw
February 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
so I made these butterscotch chocochip blondies btw
she’s wearing shrimp chips
February 7, 2026 at 2:54 PM
she’s wearing shrimp chips
is it an adult early bed time or is it the weight of a depressive haze???
February 7, 2026 at 5:17 AM
is it an adult early bed time or is it the weight of a depressive haze???
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are we really gonna do those 'slams laptop shut until monday' stories on instagram forever now, like, every fucking friday? but it's the same damn image every week right? is this the purgatory we live in? sisyphus is rolling down his mountain i stg
February 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
are we really gonna do those 'slams laptop shut until monday' stories on instagram forever now, like, every fucking friday? but it's the same damn image every week right? is this the purgatory we live in? sisyphus is rolling down his mountain i stg
love how democrats have been soft-launching the word "Fuck" for the last few weeks.
but also, fuck is just another word until you're fucking, so fucking DO something.
but also, fuck is just another word until you're fucking, so fucking DO something.
BREAKING:
New reaction from Leader Jeffries to the racist Trump video:
"This disgusting video posted by the so-called president was done intentionally. Fuck Donald Trump and his vile, racist, and malignant behavior. This guy is an unhinged bottom feeder."
New reaction from Leader Jeffries to the racist Trump video:
"This disgusting video posted by the so-called president was done intentionally. Fuck Donald Trump and his vile, racist, and malignant behavior. This guy is an unhinged bottom feeder."
February 6, 2026 at 10:02 PM
love how democrats have been soft-launching the word "Fuck" for the last few weeks.
but also, fuck is just another word until you're fucking, so fucking DO something.
but also, fuck is just another word until you're fucking, so fucking DO something.
"will Bad Bunny get political at the Super Bowl?" idk but I'm wondering if he'll get on all fours and ****** his ******?
February 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
"will Bad Bunny get political at the Super Bowl?" idk but I'm wondering if he'll get on all fours and ****** his ******?
I think Lost In Space edges it out, but both are career highs.
February 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I think Lost In Space edges it out, but both are career highs.
my brain still hears certain CD skips from my youth when I stream songs that had skips I normalized
February 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
my brain still hears certain CD skips from my youth when I stream songs that had skips I normalized
I used to stare longingly out the backseat window of my mom’s small Pontiac listening to the string outro of the Spice Girls’ 2 Become 1, feeling profound optimism and not knowing I’d love being the third someday
February 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I used to stare longingly out the backseat window of my mom’s small Pontiac listening to the string outro of the Spice Girls’ 2 Become 1, feeling profound optimism and not knowing I’d love being the third someday
80% of Snapchat stories are people doing some stupid shit in their car. watch the road???
February 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
80% of Snapchat stories are people doing some stupid shit in their car. watch the road???
imagine being the richest man in the world yet still posting like a high schooler on AIM. eternal loser energy <3
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
imagine being the richest man in the world yet still posting like a high schooler on AIM. eternal loser energy <3