Jake
@jakeismaking.bsky.social
attending the Lilith Fair in my mind.
he/him. musician, chef, homo(genic by Björk).
type 1 diabetic. Chicago. sometimes NSFW
he/him. musician, chef, homo(genic by Björk).
type 1 diabetic. Chicago. sometimes NSFW
made those Golden Diner pancakes because why not
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
made those Golden Diner pancakes because why not
off to a wild start on this blustery day (yes those are my legs he’s on)
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
off to a wild start on this blustery day (yes those are my legs he’s on)
oof sorry finally found my oldest selfie
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
oof sorry finally found my oldest selfie
doing an X-Men 97 rewatch. on “Remember It” - the whole show is so damn good
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
doing an X-Men 97 rewatch. on “Remember It” - the whole show is so damn good
did some networking drag last night
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
did some networking drag last night
I’d do it longer if I didn’t have MEETINGS
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’d do it longer if I didn’t have MEETINGS
the truth is, it wasn't Avril Lavgine who was replaced by Melissa.
it was Gwen Stefani, replaced by a clone named Caroline.
it was Gwen Stefani, replaced by a clone named Caroline.
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
the truth is, it wasn't Avril Lavgine who was replaced by Melissa.
it was Gwen Stefani, replaced by a clone named Caroline.
it was Gwen Stefani, replaced by a clone named Caroline.
my face when people start talking about how great AI is in the Teams mtg
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
my face when people start talking about how great AI is in the Teams mtg
when the enema isn't working
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
when the enema isn't working
LOL. lmao even!!! she’s in the bin forever for this one, gays and theys.
November 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
LOL. lmao even!!! she’s in the bin forever for this one, gays and theys.
umm is she about to ask me to strip and buy me alcohol
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
umm is she about to ask me to strip and buy me alcohol
oh it’s sooo soup season. gochujang potato kale beans red onion garlic cilantro brown sugar soy sauce aaand sour cream
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
oh it’s sooo soup season. gochujang potato kale beans red onion garlic cilantro brown sugar soy sauce aaand sour cream
I don't know why the THE FACE. THE DICK prompt makes me laugh but it does. it's so aggressive
November 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I don't know why the THE FACE. THE DICK prompt makes me laugh but it does. it's so aggressive
🚨 Hilary Duff countdown on her website nobody move 🚨
November 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
🚨 Hilary Duff countdown on her website nobody move 🚨
what are we doing here
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
what are we doing here
lambs entering another year of Mariah pretending she’s only a Christmas artist
November 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
lambs entering another year of Mariah pretending she’s only a Christmas artist
"do you have in the..."
"Lily Allen West End Girl polka dot butt plug USB? yeah, I do."
"Lily Allen West End Girl polka dot butt plug USB? yeah, I do."
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"do you have in the..."
"Lily Allen West End Girl polka dot butt plug USB? yeah, I do."
"Lily Allen West End Girl polka dot butt plug USB? yeah, I do."
boo! chocolate raspberry filled cupcakes. I need a name for them.
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
boo! chocolate raspberry filled cupcakes. I need a name for them.
ok the Oklou album swooping in to become one of my favorite albums of the year and now the deluxe??? fed
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
ok the Oklou album swooping in to become one of my favorite albums of the year and now the deluxe??? fed
