i do love spending my evenings tweaking my rest periods/weights for my workout the following day, because i am old and a cliché
January 23, 2026 at 11:14 PM
i do love spending my evenings tweaking my rest periods/weights for my workout the following day, because i am old and a cliché
i have the best friday nights
January 23, 2026 at 9:43 PM
i have the best friday nights
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it is 8:09pm in the UK and i am a little drunk. godspeed to us all on this friday evening. i am about to eat half a kilo of pork chop(s?) + hispi cabbage & mushrooms, i've had half a bottle of lovely red wine & almost 2 aviations. i've had the busiest week but i'm very happy 😌
January 23, 2026 at 8:09 PM
it is 8:09pm in the UK and i am a little drunk. godspeed to us all on this friday evening. i am about to eat half a kilo of pork chop(s?) + hispi cabbage & mushrooms, i've had half a bottle of lovely red wine & almost 2 aviations. i've had the busiest week but i'm very happy 😌
sam went to get stuff for dinner but both the butcher and greengrocer had just shut but because he knows them both they let him in and anyway now we have an abundance of me*t for dinner
January 23, 2026 at 6:16 PM
sam went to get stuff for dinner but both the butcher and greengrocer had just shut but because he knows them both they let him in and anyway now we have an abundance of me*t for dinner
i love my job and i love spreadsheets but i am at my absolute limit with graphs this week 🤣
January 23, 2026 at 4:19 PM
i love my job and i love spreadsheets but i am at my absolute limit with graphs this week 🤣
absolutely stellar back and legs workout, who knew
January 23, 2026 at 11:53 AM
absolutely stellar back and legs workout, who knew
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i am so full of bread rn
January 22, 2026 at 8:56 PM
i am so full of bread rn
busy day 4/5 - many meetings, got a p*yrise, did some good work, made a dent in the list, learned a new skill. just gotta get tomorrow done (fortunately WFH and hoping to cram a 20min workout in so i don't atrophy)
January 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
busy day 4/5 - many meetings, got a p*yrise, did some good work, made a dent in the list, learned a new skill. just gotta get tomorrow done (fortunately WFH and hoping to cram a 20min workout in so i don't atrophy)
c.j. cregg could absolutely take k*roline leavitt
January 21, 2026 at 8:12 PM
c.j. cregg could absolutely take k*roline leavitt
work organised a free health check for all of us. still got it ⏳
January 21, 2026 at 6:33 PM
work organised a free health check for all of us. still got it ⏳
because i am a dopamine goblin, in times of increased stress like this week at work (not negative just busy) i schedule little things throughout the day as emotional lily pads for my brain to latch on to. this is to say i am very excited about my plate of kiwi, dates, and dark chocolate for dessert
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
because i am a dopamine goblin, in times of increased stress like this week at work (not negative just busy) i schedule little things throughout the day as emotional lily pads for my brain to latch on to. this is to say i am very excited about my plate of kiwi, dates, and dark chocolate for dessert
i did a workout in my ~1hr of free time in between calls and i DID take a photo but unfortunately for everyone present it is not my best photo ever (great workout though despite my brain running at 100mph)
January 20, 2026 at 2:53 PM
i did a workout in my ~1hr of free time in between calls and i DID take a photo but unfortunately for everyone present it is not my best photo ever (great workout though despite my brain running at 100mph)
day 1/5 of the busiest week of my working life (yet, lol) done. i made a sizeable dent in the to-do list but my god when home time flickered into view my brain was just radio static
January 19, 2026 at 7:08 PM
day 1/5 of the busiest week of my working life (yet, lol) done. i made a sizeable dent in the to-do list but my god when home time flickered into view my brain was just radio static
i need to find people my own age for fitness inspiration i can't be dealing with the crushing revelation that everyone is just 24 and jacked
January 18, 2026 at 6:30 PM
i need to find people my own age for fitness inspiration i can't be dealing with the crushing revelation that everyone is just 24 and jacked
had a v good workout but didn't take a photo, horrific
January 18, 2026 at 2:27 PM
had a v good workout but didn't take a photo, horrific
i don't have a comparable photo from back then but, 🥴
January 17, 2026 at 7:28 PM
i don't have a comparable photo from back then but, 🥴
my hairline isn't good enough for a buzz cut and it really pisses me off
January 17, 2026 at 5:54 PM
my hairline isn't good enough for a buzz cut and it really pisses me off
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when people ask me why i work out i'm gonna start showing them this
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
when people ask me why i work out i'm gonna start showing them this
did you do your workout today
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
did you do your workout today
it's late and i'm falling asleep but i would just like to say that i will never forgive james cameron for co-opting the spirit of ferngully to make the absolute SLOP that is the avatar franchise. bye!
January 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
it's late and i'm falling asleep but i would just like to say that i will never forgive james cameron for co-opting the spirit of ferngully to make the absolute SLOP that is the avatar franchise. bye!
out of all my personal struggles as an adult, the most infantilising is the chain of events that leads me to angrily wail 'i can't find my fucking vape'
god's children are idiots
god's children are idiots
January 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
out of all my personal struggles as an adult, the most infantilising is the chain of events that leads me to angrily wail 'i can't find my fucking vape'
god's children are idiots
god's children are idiots