Hogan
@obscureverses.bsky.social
Hotel life is wearing thin
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Hotel life is wearing thin
Pin your wig down Allura, cause this might blow it back
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Pin your wig down Allura, cause this might blow it back
How may I direct your call?
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
How may I direct your call?
“In her Versace with her nipple hanging out”
November 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“In her Versace with her nipple hanging out”
"It's great to be successful. But it's even better to B Strong" -Bethenny Frankel
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"It's great to be successful. But it's even better to B Strong" -Bethenny Frankel
I NEED a Resse’s pumpkin before the weekend is out
October 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I NEED a Resse’s pumpkin before the weekend is out
The current state of trick or treating is so horrifying you really mean to tell me kids would rather go to what is essentially a tailgate and collect all you can grab candy from the trunk of a car, than experience the magic of going door to door around a decorated neighborhood? Mind boggling
October 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The current state of trick or treating is so horrifying you really mean to tell me kids would rather go to what is essentially a tailgate and collect all you can grab candy from the trunk of a car, than experience the magic of going door to door around a decorated neighborhood? Mind boggling
Halloween Part I: my vaguely-medieval-fantasy-in-hot-pants take on one of my favorite seasonal watches, Disney’s 1952 Donald Duck cartoon, “Trick or Treat” 🎃
Photos by Eric Magnussen 🧡
Photos by Eric Magnussen 🧡
October 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Halloween Part I: my vaguely-medieval-fantasy-in-hot-pants take on one of my favorite seasonal watches, Disney’s 1952 Donald Duck cartoon, “Trick or Treat” 🎃
Photos by Eric Magnussen 🧡
Photos by Eric Magnussen 🧡
I cannot believe our kitchen is finally like 90% done 😭 cc: @knate-thorne.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I cannot believe our kitchen is finally like 90% done 😭 cc: @knate-thorne.bsky.social
Good morning I’ve been on hold with UPS for over three hours and the wait music is driving me up a wall
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Good morning I’ve been on hold with UPS for over three hours and the wait music is driving me up a wall
I love fitness influencers that are like “I do this but I wouldn’t recommend anyone else do it necessarily”
Okay babe
Okay babe
October 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I love fitness influencers that are like “I do this but I wouldn’t recommend anyone else do it necessarily”
Okay babe
Okay babe
I swear Amanza from Selling Sunset is moonlighting as a trainer at a janky gym in Danvers, MA
October 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I swear Amanza from Selling Sunset is moonlighting as a trainer at a janky gym in Danvers, MA
Christian rock is so crazy because it’s some guy singing “oh god oh god I need to feel you inside me”
October 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Christian rock is so crazy because it’s some guy singing “oh god oh god I need to feel you inside me”
It may still be too warm but I’m layering goddammit (also realized my fly was open after I left the house)
October 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It may still be too warm but I’m layering goddammit (also realized my fly was open after I left the house)
@knate-thorne.bsky.social has a plugged up ear from our flight and he can’t hear anything I’m saying
October 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
@knate-thorne.bsky.social has a plugged up ear from our flight and he can’t hear anything I’m saying
Everytime we land in LA @knate-thorne.bsky.social turns into that video of Rachel Sennott
October 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Everytime we land in LA @knate-thorne.bsky.social turns into that video of Rachel Sennott