Jake
@jakeismaking.bsky.social
attending the Lilith Fair in my mind.
he/him. musician, chef, homo(genic by Björk).
type 1 diabetic. Chicago. sometimes NSFW
he/him. musician, chef, homo(genic by Björk).
type 1 diabetic. Chicago. sometimes NSFW
Monet! Natalie! Rob! stacked.
The official cast pics for The Traitors US season 4, premiering Jan. 8 on Peacock. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Monet! Natalie! Rob! stacked.
I'm humbly asking for your help.
as an independent musician, I pay for it all: making music, advertising it, playing it, everything. for tax purposes this year, I need to show that I'm making a profit so the IRS doesn't view it as a hobby. to do that this year, I have to make $439, exactly.
as an independent musician, I pay for it all: making music, advertising it, playing it, everything. for tax purposes this year, I need to show that I'm making a profit so the IRS doesn't view it as a hobby. to do that this year, I have to make $439, exactly.
Away Message, by Jake Giles
5 track album
jakegiles.bandcamp.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm humbly asking for your help.
as an independent musician, I pay for it all: making music, advertising it, playing it, everything. for tax purposes this year, I need to show that I'm making a profit so the IRS doesn't view it as a hobby. to do that this year, I have to make $439, exactly.
as an independent musician, I pay for it all: making music, advertising it, playing it, everything. for tax purposes this year, I need to show that I'm making a profit so the IRS doesn't view it as a hobby. to do that this year, I have to make $439, exactly.
flops I'll never forgive gays for:
1. ARTPOP/Lady Gaga: "Artflop!!!11 haha" fuck you
2. Sucker/Charli Xcx: sorry you're scared of guitars
3. Dedicated/Carly Rae Jepsen: thought she deserved a sword?
4. Gwen Stefani/This Is What The Truth Feels like: this is why she's a christian now
5. Bonnie McKee
1. ARTPOP/Lady Gaga: "Artflop!!!11 haha" fuck you
2. Sucker/Charli Xcx: sorry you're scared of guitars
3. Dedicated/Carly Rae Jepsen: thought she deserved a sword?
4. Gwen Stefani/This Is What The Truth Feels like: this is why she's a christian now
5. Bonnie McKee
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
flops I'll never forgive gays for:
1. ARTPOP/Lady Gaga: "Artflop!!!11 haha" fuck you
2. Sucker/Charli Xcx: sorry you're scared of guitars
3. Dedicated/Carly Rae Jepsen: thought she deserved a sword?
4. Gwen Stefani/This Is What The Truth Feels like: this is why she's a christian now
5. Bonnie McKee
1. ARTPOP/Lady Gaga: "Artflop!!!11 haha" fuck you
2. Sucker/Charli Xcx: sorry you're scared of guitars
3. Dedicated/Carly Rae Jepsen: thought she deserved a sword?
4. Gwen Stefani/This Is What The Truth Feels like: this is why she's a christian now
5. Bonnie McKee
Millennials constantly whine about a delayed adulthood so let me just say in that spirit, I'm ready to be a sugar baby. I'm even diabetic so I'll be extra sweet with the right insulin dosage.
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Millennials constantly whine about a delayed adulthood so let me just say in that spirit, I'm ready to be a sugar baby. I'm even diabetic so I'll be extra sweet with the right insulin dosage.
oh they knew we needed this today. desperately.
Hear the Carpenters cover that Aimee Mann recorded for Tim Robinson's 'The Chair Company'
Aimee Mann Covers The Carpenters For 'The Chair Company': Listen
Are you watching The Chair Company, Tim Robinson’s new HBO show? I’m watching it, but man, it’s not always easy. I’m watching because the show is obviously good. Robinson has figured out ways to trans...
www.stereogum.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
oh they knew we needed this today. desperately.
Reposted by Jake
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
baaaaaad vibes today. if you’re reading, turn around. go back to bed.
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
baaaaaad vibes today. if you’re reading, turn around. go back to bed.
made those Golden Diner pancakes because why not
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
made those Golden Diner pancakes because why not
truly happy for people with warm weather still but I am listening to Rosalia’s Lux while being a main character in a snowy Chicago walk soooo
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
truly happy for people with warm weather still but I am listening to Rosalia’s Lux while being a main character in a snowy Chicago walk soooo
off to a wild start on this blustery day (yes those are my legs he’s on)
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
off to a wild start on this blustery day (yes those are my legs he’s on)
bluesky needs moderation labels for the things I would do for a chocolate raised donut rn
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
bluesky needs moderation labels for the things I would do for a chocolate raised donut rn
oof sorry finally found my oldest selfie
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
oof sorry finally found my oldest selfie
the Rosalia album. she’s channeling the blue alien from The Fifth Element and I’m living.
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
the Rosalia album. she’s channeling the blue alien from The Fifth Element and I’m living.
doing an X-Men 97 rewatch. on “Remember It” - the whole show is so damn good
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
doing an X-Men 97 rewatch. on “Remember It” - the whole show is so damn good
me: "the Grammys are irrelevant based on the current state of music consumption"
also me: "GRAMMY NOMINATED ARTIST ADDISON RAE BABYYYYY"
also me: "GRAMMY NOMINATED ARTIST ADDISON RAE BABYYYYY"
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
me: "the Grammys are irrelevant based on the current state of music consumption"
also me: "GRAMMY NOMINATED ARTIST ADDISON RAE BABYYYYY"
also me: "GRAMMY NOMINATED ARTIST ADDISON RAE BABYYYYY"
"TURN. THE VOLUME. UP!" - me because my hearing is going after decades of concerts
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"TURN. THE VOLUME. UP!" - me because my hearing is going after decades of concerts
your real friends are the ones you can mispronounce an artist's name (Oklou) in front of and they gently correct you before you tell someone cool that you like the album
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
your real friends are the ones you can mispronounce an artist's name (Oklou) in front of and they gently correct you before you tell someone cool that you like the album
did some networking drag last night
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
did some networking drag last night
election night was great but a reminder we’re still in a hellish timeline
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
A source said, "The Eric Newman Jazz Band was playing, and before long, Fallon and Corden were up onstage trading Sinatra and Tony Bennett tunes!"
pagesix.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
election night was great but a reminder we’re still in a hellish timeline
the Hilary Duff and Katy Perry singles are both great. yay! gay millennials
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
the Hilary Duff and Katy Perry singles are both great. yay! gay millennials
people posing in front of THAT tower in downtown Chicago, fall into the river immediately
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
people posing in front of THAT tower in downtown Chicago, fall into the river immediately
we’re in this limbo where we saw on election night how unequivocally unpopular this current admin and its policies are, yet we’re still seeing neighbors disappeared off our streets and mass economic hardship.
elected republicans are in active rebellion against the will of the people. infuriating.
elected republicans are in active rebellion against the will of the people. infuriating.
November 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
we’re in this limbo where we saw on election night how unequivocally unpopular this current admin and its policies are, yet we’re still seeing neighbors disappeared off our streets and mass economic hardship.
elected republicans are in active rebellion against the will of the people. infuriating.
elected republicans are in active rebellion against the will of the people. infuriating.