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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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Channel surfing with a Conan moment. youtu.be/SdFPVhkWcCE?...
Conan turns into The Hulk
Late Night with Conan O' Brien.
youtu.be
April 23, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Channel surfing with a Conan moment. youtu.be/SdFPVhkWcCE?...
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That’s Skeletor on the right
Jared Leto will play Skeletor in the Masters of the Universe live-action movie coming to theaters in 2026.
December 20, 2024 at 10:55 PM
That’s Skeletor on the right
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GROCER: Did you grow any Brussels sprouts?
FARMER: Sure did, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
GROCER: what
FARMER: Sure did, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
GROCER: what
Brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year, and may be sexier too
Brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year, and may be sexier too
Farmers say good growing conditions will result in a bumper crop, with the average sprout 30mm in diameter
Farmers are forecasting that brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year.
Good growing conditions, the introduction of new varieties, and a dose…
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2024 at 2:24 PM
GROCER: Did you grow any Brussels sprouts?
FARMER: Sure did, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
GROCER: what
FARMER: Sure did, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
GROCER: what
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There’s this special kind of dad…
December 14, 2024 at 11:18 AM
There’s this special kind of dad…
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46 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
WKRP's Les Nessman was on the scene that fateful day.
WKRP's Les Nessman was on the scene that fateful day.
November 24, 2024 at 10:21 PM
46 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
WKRP's Les Nessman was on the scene that fateful day.
WKRP's Les Nessman was on the scene that fateful day.
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There is an elegant Turkish proverb along these lines:
November 9, 2024 at 4:08 PM
There is an elegant Turkish proverb along these lines:
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Maybe giving everyone a choose your own adventure reality on our phones that’s reinforced by an algorithm that incentivizes bad behavior because it drives advertising views was a bad idea, I don’t know
November 6, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Maybe giving everyone a choose your own adventure reality on our phones that’s reinforced by an algorithm that incentivizes bad behavior because it drives advertising views was a bad idea, I don’t know
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🧑🍳💋 "The leak is a reminder that customers of nonconsensual porn makers are sharing their personal information with people who by definition don't respect other people's privacy, and that platforms like Patreon have their information as well."
OOPSIE: A Patreon account selling nonconsensual AI-generated porn sent me a list of his clients' email addresses www.404media.co/nonconsensua...
Nonconsensual AI Porn Maker Accidentally Leaks His Customers' Emails
A Patreon account that sold nonconsensual AI-generated porn has exposed a list of customer emails to 404 Media.
www.404media.co
May 22, 2024 at 3:22 AM
🧑🍳💋 "The leak is a reminder that customers of nonconsensual porn makers are sharing their personal information with people who by definition don't respect other people's privacy, and that platforms like Patreon have their information as well."
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I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.
texts.cdlib.org/view?docId=h...
texts.cdlib.org/view?docId=h...
University of California: In Memoriam, July 1975
texts.cdlib.org
April 28, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.
texts.cdlib.org/view?docId=h...
texts.cdlib.org/view?docId=h...
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I hate that every day I better understand history.
April 25, 2024 at 4:43 AM
I hate that every day I better understand history.
composer no longer coming for my job…
April 11, 2024 at 4:43 AM
composer no longer coming for my job…
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Ben Folds Five Marriages
March 18, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Ben Folds Five Marriages
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Time for my favourite internet find of all time
February 8, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Time for my favourite internet find of all time
AVClub’s pitch to Advertisers: “they can only read the article 3 lines at a time so the spot gets more time to sink in”
February 1, 2024 at 3:08 PM
AVClub’s pitch to Advertisers: “they can only read the article 3 lines at a time so the spot gets more time to sink in”
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Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?
October 7, 2023 at 5:22 PM
Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?
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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
September 29, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
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Jair Bolsonaro has been admitted to hospital again
September 13, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Jair Bolsonaro has been admitted to hospital again
His funeral should be a 120 slide deck of bullet points displayed in presenter mode: www.washingtonpost.com/obituaries/2...
September 9, 2023 at 5:27 PM
His funeral should be a 120 slide deck of bullet points displayed in presenter mode: www.washingtonpost.com/obituaries/2...
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It's easy to laugh now but the situation at Burning Man is going to deliver so much generative disruption down the line. They're going to invent cannibalism and create an app for it called Eatr. Multiple companies that market sharpened sticks will get eight-figure venture investment.
September 2, 2023 at 10:04 PM
It's easy to laugh now but the situation at Burning Man is going to deliver so much generative disruption down the line. They're going to invent cannibalism and create an app for it called Eatr. Multiple companies that market sharpened sticks will get eight-figure venture investment.