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Ryan W Enslow
@ryanwenslow.bsky.social
You probably haven't heard of me. Made some video games also made some animations, not currently working on those. I post a lot of basic scale model pics. He/Him

My posts are neither tonally nor thematically consistent
I just said “I see what’s happening here…” which suddenly made me realize this year is the 10th anniversary of Moana

Don’t like that number
January 4, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;

“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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I genuinely cannot stress this enough. If you want to make a valid point about anything (especially social justice), using AI imagery is the quickest way to discredit everything you are saying. Same goes for fake or out of context images but especially AI. Just don’t.
January 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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in a weird way I’m sort of heartened by the day 1 reaction to this? I mean, I know it’s pretty bad from the media and some Dems but I also remember the absolute across the board cheerleading when we went into Iraq and there is genuinely orders of magnitude more pushback today
January 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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It cannot be underestimated how much Trump & co. are trying to win the 1990’s.
geopoliticsunplugged.substack.com/p/will-the-u...

It is entirely possible Venezuelan oil reserves aren't worth anything.

Clue: They have the world's largest reserves, but produce 1M bbl/day to our 13.5

Their breakeven price sucks and their crappy oil trades at a discount.
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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"We will never again be slaves" is a very polite way to say "I will burn this whole place down with me and you in it."

That lady will wait for the very moment you seize those oil tankers and light a match.
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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I’m at Times Square, where an emergency “No War On Venezuela” protest just took to the street. Easily a thousand people here in real-feel 20°F weather.

“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”

“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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something worth pointing out is that Americans largely have zero concept of who Bolivar was, what he did, and what South Americans think about him
VP Delcy Rodriguez, whom Trump indicated earlier today was collaborating with the US government, is live on television right now.

Earlier reports that she's in Russia are false. She's in Caracas with the rest of the cabinet.

Rodriguez: "We will never again be a colony for any empire"
January 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Zohran picking up the phone at 3am: you did what. You're bringing them where
The Mayor of New York City @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social has released a statement:
January 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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The Mayor of New York City @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social has released a statement:
January 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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The US Senate confirmed this man 99-0.
Marco Rubio on Cuba during the press conference: "If I lived in Havana and I was in the government, I'd be concerned ... at least a little bit"
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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the tactical success here - that they went in and got him and no troops died - is going to dramatically raise the bar on the shit they think they can get away with at home and abroad and that terrifies me
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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All other questions aside, the simple material fact of this post is almost impossible to believe.

The president sharing to the whole world a photo of an illegally captured head of state just hours after the fact. You couldn’t realistically include such a detail in a direct-to-DVD thriller.
Trump just released a photo of Maduro blindfolded “on board the USS Iwo Jima.”
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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He really just loves fucking up the first week of January for everyone, huh
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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Yes.
Does Trump think that because they got the president, the country will just automatically become his? Because presidents *are* the country?
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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They've spent months sinking fishing boats in order to provoke some response that would provide a better pretext for this. They got nothing and did it anyway, now they are stuck with "narcoterror," which everyone knows is complete horseshit
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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Once again, for the 14 year olds: a time will come when *everyone always knew* how stupid this all was. Don’t make the mistake of forgiving or forgetting.
I was 14 when the US invaded Iraq. I can’t overstate how dumb 14 year olds are in general, but it still was clear that the stated reasons were fake and the whole thing would be a disaster. I was confused why so many people were ignoring the obvious.

Anyway, shoutout to the 14 year olds of today.
January 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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Compact Combiners!

#transformers #combiners
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 AM
8:30 Central Time wave seems to be rolling in
Social media means that it feels like I am hearing an entire two continents say “WHAT the fuck are you telling me happened?!” at increasing volume
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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media has never met a war it dislikes (outside of Ukraine, which turned into something they could use to hit liberals and leftists with)
January 3, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM