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Ryan W Enslow
@ryanwenslow.bsky.social
You probably haven't heard of me. Made some video games also made some animations, not currently working on those. I post a lot of basic scale model pics. He/Him

My posts are neither tonally nor thematically consistent
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This makes me angry .

This is where I don’t find nothing funny,

Because the point of this is that he is flexing his right to fail because his white and male

And that someone destroyed all sorts of things because they wanted that power

And people thought it was a joke
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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for the emperor
December 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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i don’t really care abt this old vs nu trek debate but this is a v funny thing to say about a franchise which has a literal mirror universe where everyone is Very Evil and also has a moustache
Course those shows had villains. But they were villains that had a degree of dimension and subtlety to them. They weren’t all paint-by-numbers, moustache-twirling, scenery-chewing nutcases with zero motivation for why they are the way they are.
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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it intensely angers me every time I open a book PDF in Acrobat and the software reminds me that I’m reading a Long Document and gee, wouldn’t I prefer a summary instead

I am not a first grade child who requires the easy-reader version of big kid books, demon machine
Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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it is so funny we’re back at square one with the streaming services. brief moment of low cost/high budget tv was just the product of another VC cash pit.
A basic cable package being $83 a month through YouTube is fucking insane
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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its cool that weve reached the point in oral arguments where liberal justices are asking their colleagues whether they will apply the law fairly and theyre just like “oh, no. we plan to contradict ourselves next week. this is all a charade.“
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
The part that I can't figure out is what John Roberts thinks he is doing. He used to seem to be a judge who was very attentive to appearances, I think on a theory that you can't draw too much attention to yourself without undermining your ability to continue to shape the law.
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Also, I don't understand how stories can mention Andreessen Horowitz without mentioning that they hired a partner solely on the basis that he strangled a man to death. It seems pertinent when they're trying to stop laws about software that encourages kids to die.
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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oh hey look it’s the thing literally everyone said would happen
December 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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30+ movies a year. Wow. That's very impressive. This year Paramount released a grand total of 7, exactly one of which made the year's top 25 (while losing $), so there is zero reason to believe that the company has the means to more than quadruple its output. deadline.com/2025/12/para...
Paramount Promises To Release 30+ Films Annually If It Acquires Warner Bros: “We’re Going To Satisfy The Needs Of The Moviegoing Public”
Should Paramount succeed in acquiring Warner Bros, the combined studio will release more than 30 theatrical titles a year. This was Paramount CEO David Ellison’s promise during a phone presser followi...
deadline.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Did she even have the job? I myself am resigning as head coach of the Raiders, the whole Geno thing was my fault I didn't put him in position to win
NEWARK, N.J. (AP) — Trump's former lawyer Alina Habba says she is resigning as top federal prosecutor in New Jersey.
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Normal person walking past a field of wildflowers: What a beautiful field of wildflowers

Me after 4 years of Poison Ivy-related research: You could kill a whole dinner party with some of the shit growing in there
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I do not think I’d heard the term “gizmo cult” before today but the number of times I’ve seen it this morning makes me think it’s very well established in some circles (the meaning is pretty obvious in today’s context)
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I went to bed annoyed at a video game and all this morning I am having trouble getting anything done because I can’t stop thinking of a couple terrible design choices
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Prediction markets being folded into mainstream news outlets lends them a legitimacy they absolutely have not earned, I know we're all in the business of handwringing over the future of journalism but this should absolutely concern everyone www.businessinsider.com/kalshi-cnbc-...
Prediction giant Kalshi strikes a new media partnership with CNBC, days after its CNN deal
Prediction site Kalshi is partnering with CNBC, days after striking a deal with CNN. Prediction sites are popular but getting regulatory pushback.
www.businessinsider.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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It's beyond time to stop listening to Ezra Klein.
www.jezebel.com/only-an-idio...
Only an Idiot Would Think We Need Anti-Abortion Democrats
It's beyond time to stop listening to Ezra Klein.
www.jezebel.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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it's funny when people get indignant about someone else's reply settings. "The OP will NOT ALLOW ME to reply !" yeah man, you're not invited to every party. lmao grow up
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I had never looked closely at the logo and I think I vaguely assumed that was a dragon either breathing fire or with a forked tongue

Nope, eating a guy
if you can't appreciate a car where a snake is eating a guy, I mean what are you even doing
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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The depressing part is that Netflix winning would be objectively terrible for viewers and society and yet somehow a successful Paramount bid would be far more terrible
this pretty much guarantees months and months of performative bullshit by Trump and Ellison and right wing media about how Netflix ownership would be a woke antitrust nightmare, but letting Larry and his nepobaby son dominate U.S. media would be a delightful, populist spritzer
It’s a Bidding War: Paramount Attempts Hostile Offer for Warner Bros.
David Ellison calls Netflix's $82.7 billion deal value an "inferior proposal" and tells Warners shareholders that his coalition promises $18 billion more in cash.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Said it before but a good place to say again

There is nothing wrong with virtue signaling any more than there’s anything wrong with dressing well or grooming

I would LIKE people to see I have good morals in the same way as good taste and good hygiene

If that’s performative, fine: perform it well
Apropos Bennett, I think it's long past time for the broad anti-MAGA coalition to reclaim the language of "virtue" which the modern right has rather tellingly abandoned, except to pair with "signaling" as a sneering insult.
December 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I think I own most of the books in that big Image Humble Bundle and it’s startling to say that and STILL have like 40? 50? volumes in there I don’t own

There are 175 trade volumes in that thing! That’s going to be ~900 floppies worth of comics… for $18US
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 AM