Ryan McGarry
@ryanmcgarry.ca
Annoying replies from the Great White North
Today is the rapture, after all.
President Trump at the UN today: "I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."
September 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Today is the rapture, after all.
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Right-wingers are calling for my arrest. You know why? Because they know I’m the only candidate in my race who will actually stand up to ICE and Trump.
And they’re right.
And they’re right.
September 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Right-wingers are calling for my arrest. You know why? Because they know I’m the only candidate in my race who will actually stand up to ICE and Trump.
And they’re right.
And they’re right.
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Four World Athletics 1500m titles for Faith Kipyegon!
📷Jane Monti for Race Results Weekly
📷Jane Monti for Race Results Weekly
September 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Four World Athletics 1500m titles for Faith Kipyegon!
📷Jane Monti for Race Results Weekly
📷Jane Monti for Race Results Weekly
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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
September 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
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Hankyoreh now has an official English translation of this editorial: english.hani.co.kr/arti/english...
September 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hankyoreh now has an official English translation of this editorial: english.hani.co.kr/arti/english...
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A source close to the situation who was given anonymity to discuss the matter tells the Times “he is not dead.”
Mr. Trump’s public absence is the result of his falling headfirst into an old timey well. The president’s tremendous size prevented his complete descent but also delayed extraction.
Mr. Trump’s public absence is the result of his falling headfirst into an old timey well. The president’s tremendous size prevented his complete descent but also delayed extraction.
August 30, 2025 at 11:05 AM
A source close to the situation who was given anonymity to discuss the matter tells the Times “he is not dead.”
Mr. Trump’s public absence is the result of his falling headfirst into an old timey well. The president’s tremendous size prevented his complete descent but also delayed extraction.
Mr. Trump’s public absence is the result of his falling headfirst into an old timey well. The president’s tremendous size prevented his complete descent but also delayed extraction.
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What an image
(J. Scott Applewhite, AP)
(J. Scott Applewhite, AP)
August 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What an image
(J. Scott Applewhite, AP)
(J. Scott Applewhite, AP)
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US army rolling the red carpet to murderer’s plane. I will never forget this image.
August 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
US army rolling the red carpet to murderer’s plane. I will never forget this image.
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Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
August 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
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some guy who won the Nobel for particle physics or something is going to get black bagged by an 11th grader named Bracen Walmart
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem just announced she's removing the age limit for ICE applicants, which allows literal teenagers to now apply. What could possibly go wrong?
August 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
some guy who won the Nobel for particle physics or something is going to get black bagged by an 11th grader named Bracen Walmart
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🚨🚨🚨 Jeffrey Epstein during a 2010 deposition:
Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of
18?
A: Though l'd like to answer that question, at least today l'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.
Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of
18?
A: Though l'd like to answer that question, at least today l'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.
July 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
🚨🚨🚨 Jeffrey Epstein during a 2010 deposition:
Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of
18?
A: Though l'd like to answer that question, at least today l'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.
Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of
18?
A: Though l'd like to answer that question, at least today l'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.
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"hey guys! we're turning the opinion section into the propaganda section! Get right with that or get a new job!"
- Adam O'Neal
- Adam O'Neal
July 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"hey guys! we're turning the opinion section into the propaganda section! Get right with that or get a new job!"
- Adam O'Neal
- Adam O'Neal
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Absolutely shocking behaviour from the #AIForGood conference organisers. They obviously wanted to avoid embarrassing prominent sponsors, but how can we make progress if scientists aren’t allowed to report their uncensored findings? It undermines the legitimacy of the whole event. #AIEthics
July 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Absolutely shocking behaviour from the #AIForGood conference organisers. They obviously wanted to avoid embarrassing prominent sponsors, but how can we make progress if scientists aren’t allowed to report their uncensored findings? It undermines the legitimacy of the whole event. #AIEthics
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98% of the Trump existence includes one of the following:
• "two weeks"
• "like we've never seen before
• "we'll see what happens"
• "very few people know this"
• having lunch or dinner
• golf
• "two weeks"
• "like we've never seen before
• "we'll see what happens"
• "very few people know this"
• having lunch or dinner
• golf
June 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
98% of the Trump existence includes one of the following:
• "two weeks"
• "like we've never seen before
• "we'll see what happens"
• "very few people know this"
• having lunch or dinner
• golf
• "two weeks"
• "like we've never seen before
• "we'll see what happens"
• "very few people know this"
• having lunch or dinner
• golf
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We feed you.
They hunt us.
They hunt us.
June 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
We feed you.
They hunt us.
They hunt us.
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This is the ranked choice ballot for NYC mayor.
May 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This is the ranked choice ballot for NYC mayor.
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Trump Revokes PBS Funding After Antique Grandfather Clock Receives Meager Appraisal
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May 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Revokes PBS Funding After Antique Grandfather Clock Receives Meager Appraisal
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My first day commuting home in the @oc-transpo.bsky.social #FewWaysToBus era and I'm calling an Uber. Off to a great start! #ottawa
April 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My first day commuting home in the @oc-transpo.bsky.social #FewWaysToBus era and I'm calling an Uber. Off to a great start! #ottawa
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complete batshit insanity
April 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
complete batshit insanity
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Nationwide Zoom Outage, everyone! 🥳
three men in suits and ties are dancing in front of a sign that says ' the office '
ALT: three men in suits and ties are dancing in front of a sign that says ' the office '
media.tenor.com
April 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Nationwide Zoom Outage, everyone! 🥳
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A letter to Australian Sydney Morning Herald newspaper...
A letter to Australian Sydney Morning Herald newspaper...
April 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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A letter to Australian Sydney Morning Herald newspaper...
A letter to Australian Sydney Morning Herald newspaper...
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More in No, Other People:
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
April 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
More in No, Other People:
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
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April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
WASHINGTON—As the Trump administration continues to alter the version of American history that appears in government publications, sources confirmed Monday that a page on the National Parks website ha...
theonion.com
April 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
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roses are red,
american taliban
american taliban
*US CHIEF JUSTICE PAUSES ORDER TO RETURN WRONGFULLY DEPORTED MAN
April 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
roses are red,
american taliban
american taliban