Ryan_Duncan
@ryanduncan.bsky.social
My life is like a Hurricane. Race Cars. Lasers. Aeroplanes. I might solve a mystery or rewrite history.
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My wife has accidentally dressed like Han Solo today. I'm giddy. Pointing it out at every opportunity. Quoting Star Wars with abandon. This is why I got married, so I can spend the day gently bullying a beautiful idiot knowing that they legally have to remain in love with me.
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My wife has accidentally dressed like Han Solo today. I'm giddy. Pointing it out at every opportunity. Quoting Star Wars with abandon. This is why I got married, so I can spend the day gently bullying a beautiful idiot knowing that they legally have to remain in love with me.
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me: I need to bring in my kitten to get a little lump looked at
vet: okay. is it bothering her?
me: no it’s just a fatty cyst type thing, I get them too.
vet:
me: I’m not saying she inherited them from me though
vet:
me: I know we aren’t genetically linked
vet: does 3:30 this afternoon work?
vet: okay. is it bothering her?
me: no it’s just a fatty cyst type thing, I get them too.
vet:
me: I’m not saying she inherited them from me though
vet:
me: I know we aren’t genetically linked
vet: does 3:30 this afternoon work?
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
me: I need to bring in my kitten to get a little lump looked at
vet: okay. is it bothering her?
me: no it’s just a fatty cyst type thing, I get them too.
vet:
me: I’m not saying she inherited them from me though
vet:
me: I know we aren’t genetically linked
vet: does 3:30 this afternoon work?
vet: okay. is it bothering her?
me: no it’s just a fatty cyst type thing, I get them too.
vet:
me: I’m not saying she inherited them from me though
vet:
me: I know we aren’t genetically linked
vet: does 3:30 this afternoon work?
I've been told I'm a good hugger, and you know what? That's an amazing compliment.
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I've been told I'm a good hugger, and you know what? That's an amazing compliment.
Halloween having just passed has again got me thinking about sex nougat.
November 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Halloween having just passed has again got me thinking about sex nougat.
Vampires love kissing people with gingivitis.
October 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Vampires love kissing people with gingivitis.
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STOP DOOMSCROLLING AND RUB WIGGLES' TUMMY
October 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
STOP DOOMSCROLLING AND RUB WIGGLES' TUMMY
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ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants
Vance: "If you're an American citizen & you've been to the hospital in the last few years, you've probably noticed wait times are especially large & very often somebody who's there in the ER is an illegal alien. Why do those people get healthcare benefits at hospitals paid for by American citizens?"
October 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants
It's Thursday, so remember: You're an adult and can have 2 cookies for breakfast if you want.
October 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It's Thursday, so remember: You're an adult and can have 2 cookies for breakfast if you want.
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I'm a single issue voter now, my issue: revenge
October 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm a single issue voter now, my issue: revenge
Call me a romantic, but i just want to be hugged by an octopus.
September 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Call me a romantic, but i just want to be hugged by an octopus.
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Friend: Are you growing your hair out?
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
December 12, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Friend: Are you growing your hair out?
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
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them: do not fall for satan’s charm
me: no chance
[satan comes walking around the corner wearing a jean jacket with a popped collar]
me: well hey there cowboy
me: no chance
[satan comes walking around the corner wearing a jean jacket with a popped collar]
me: well hey there cowboy
October 8, 2023 at 9:04 PM
them: do not fall for satan’s charm
me: no chance
[satan comes walking around the corner wearing a jean jacket with a popped collar]
me: well hey there cowboy
me: no chance
[satan comes walking around the corner wearing a jean jacket with a popped collar]
me: well hey there cowboy
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Glad House Dems are demanding a full briefing—because immigration agents showed up at L.A. elementary schools, and DHS lied about it.
Watch the video. Hear the truth from L.A.’s superintendent. Then ask why the hell Homeland Security is targeting kids.
Don’t let this go!!!
Watch the video. Hear the truth from L.A.’s superintendent. Then ask why the hell Homeland Security is targeting kids.
Don’t let this go!!!
April 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Glad House Dems are demanding a full briefing—because immigration agents showed up at L.A. elementary schools, and DHS lied about it.
Watch the video. Hear the truth from L.A.’s superintendent. Then ask why the hell Homeland Security is targeting kids.
Don’t let this go!!!
Watch the video. Hear the truth from L.A.’s superintendent. Then ask why the hell Homeland Security is targeting kids.
Don’t let this go!!!
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demanding that people hate the same things you hate in the same way you hate them isn't the courageous flex some of you seem to think it is
even when it "works," prescribing hate always comes back to bite you bc hate turns
teach people why they should love what you love; let hatred sort itself out
even when it "works," prescribing hate always comes back to bite you bc hate turns
teach people why they should love what you love; let hatred sort itself out
April 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
demanding that people hate the same things you hate in the same way you hate them isn't the courageous flex some of you seem to think it is
even when it "works," prescribing hate always comes back to bite you bc hate turns
teach people why they should love what you love; let hatred sort itself out
even when it "works," prescribing hate always comes back to bite you bc hate turns
teach people why they should love what you love; let hatred sort itself out
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this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’
April 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’
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your honor my client wishes to know if judge is short for jean fudge
April 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
your honor my client wishes to know if judge is short for jean fudge
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the plan “includes an estimated $800bn in potential cuts from Medicaid, a federal program providing healthcare coverage to more than 72 million Americans” and “$4.5 trillion in tax cuts,” because “fuck the poor” is on-brand for the gop.
make them own it.
make them own it.
Trump-forward budget proposal imperiling Medicaid narrowly passes in Republican-led House – live
Health coverage for more than 72 million Americans on the line with proposal of $4.5tn in tax cuts and increased spending for defense and border security
www.theguardian.com
February 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
the plan “includes an estimated $800bn in potential cuts from Medicaid, a federal program providing healthcare coverage to more than 72 million Americans” and “$4.5 trillion in tax cuts,” because “fuck the poor” is on-brand for the gop.
make them own it.
make them own it.
It's better to have owned a Battle Cat, than to never have loved at all.
February 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It's better to have owned a Battle Cat, than to never have loved at all.
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When life surrounds you with darkness, remember that alcohol is flammable.
January 27, 2024 at 4:37 AM
When life surrounds you with darkness, remember that alcohol is flammable.
Sometimes your life is like a Rolling Stones song, and sometimes I just ate a bunch of cookies for dinner.
February 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Sometimes your life is like a Rolling Stones song, and sometimes I just ate a bunch of cookies for dinner.
I'm antsy in the pantsy.
January 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I'm antsy in the pantsy.
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Alt text added.
Popping the phone number into the post so folks can copy/paste it more easily:
US: 877-565-8860
Canada: 877-330-6366
Hours: Monday to Friday, 10am - 6pm Pacific.
Can we PLEASE remember to include alt, especially on things as important as this?
Popping the phone number into the post so folks can copy/paste it more easily:
US: 877-565-8860
Canada: 877-330-6366
Hours: Monday to Friday, 10am - 6pm Pacific.
Can we PLEASE remember to include alt, especially on things as important as this?
December 31, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Alt text added.
Popping the phone number into the post so folks can copy/paste it more easily:
US: 877-565-8860
Canada: 877-330-6366
Hours: Monday to Friday, 10am - 6pm Pacific.
Can we PLEASE remember to include alt, especially on things as important as this?
Popping the phone number into the post so folks can copy/paste it more easily:
US: 877-565-8860
Canada: 877-330-6366
Hours: Monday to Friday, 10am - 6pm Pacific.
Can we PLEASE remember to include alt, especially on things as important as this?
I French kiss, but only to look for food in other people's mouths.
December 30, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I French kiss, but only to look for food in other people's mouths.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #344,121!
I guess I'm posting about my spot in line now.
I guess I'm posting about my spot in line now.
September 19, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #344,121!
I guess I'm posting about my spot in line now.
I guess I'm posting about my spot in line now.