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UncleJeet
@unclejeet.bsky.social
· Nov 16
My Books
Want some books? 'Course ya do!
coqdiddles.com
guess i should put up a pinned whatever-we're-calling-bsky-posts shilling my books like a proper victim of capitalism
anyway, i have a funny book and a serious book, a scary book and a nerd book
pick one or pick none
i'm not the boss of you
coqdiddles.com/books/
anyway, i have a funny book and a serious book, a scary book and a nerd book
pick one or pick none
i'm not the boss of you
coqdiddles.com/books/
someone out there will have already painted it purple, slapped a handle on the back and have pics up online before launch day is over
valve: this is the steam machi-
the collective internet: gabecube
the collective internet: gabecube
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
someone out there will have already painted it purple, slapped a handle on the back and have pics up online before launch day is over
if home depot would stop restocking their R2-D2s in the middle of the night when only the scalper bots are awake, that'd be great
but i'm a dreamer
but i'm a dreamer
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
if home depot would stop restocking their R2-D2s in the middle of the night when only the scalper bots are awake, that'd be great
but i'm a dreamer
but i'm a dreamer
a few days ago, i thought it might be fun to play (and replay) every zelda in chronological order along its multiple, branching timelines for each game in the series
today, i am questioning my life choices
tomorrow, i'll forget the whole thing
today, i am questioning my life choices
tomorrow, i'll forget the whole thing
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with papers taped to it .
Alt: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with papers taped to it .
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November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
a few days ago, i thought it might be fun to play (and replay) every zelda in chronological order along its multiple, branching timelines for each game in the series
today, i am questioning my life choices
tomorrow, i'll forget the whole thing
today, i am questioning my life choices
tomorrow, i'll forget the whole thing
america runs on debt, delusion, and dunning-kruger
and dunkin
can't forget dunkin
we're the world's first DDDD superpower
and dunkin
can't forget dunkin
we're the world's first DDDD superpower
a man in a chef 's hat is standing in front of a door that says time to make the donuts
Alt: a man in a chef 's hat is standing in front of a door that says time to make the donuts
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November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
america runs on debt, delusion, and dunning-kruger
and dunkin
can't forget dunkin
we're the world's first DDDD superpower
and dunkin
can't forget dunkin
we're the world's first DDDD superpower
BREAKING: NightDive Studios announces Web 1.0 remaster, entire world rejoices
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
BREAKING: NightDive Studios announces Web 1.0 remaster, entire world rejoices
ok but why does nobody talk about how loud all these stupid humanoid robots probably are?
without a lot of really well engineered sound dampening measures (and even then), all of its actuators are bound to make the most annoying little servo motor sounds constantly
**CONSTANTLY**
just buy a furby
without a lot of really well engineered sound dampening measures (and even then), all of its actuators are bound to make the most annoying little servo motor sounds constantly
**CONSTANTLY**
just buy a furby
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
ok but why does nobody talk about how loud all these stupid humanoid robots probably are?
without a lot of really well engineered sound dampening measures (and even then), all of its actuators are bound to make the most annoying little servo motor sounds constantly
**CONSTANTLY**
just buy a furby
without a lot of really well engineered sound dampening measures (and even then), all of its actuators are bound to make the most annoying little servo motor sounds constantly
**CONSTANTLY**
just buy a furby
if you’re cold, they’re cold
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
if you’re cold, they’re cold
at first, i was like oh ok, i guess they're remastering Sierra games now, then i realized my stupid brain was just autocorrecting Phasmophobia to Phantasmagoria again
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
at first, i was like oh ok, i guess they're remastering Sierra games now, then i realized my stupid brain was just autocorrecting Phasmophobia to Phantasmagoria again
look, all i'm saying is if i were browsing etsy and happened to come across sheets of bubble wrap with different ai logos printed on each bubble, i could get my christmas shopping done in one click
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
look, all i'm saying is if i were browsing etsy and happened to come across sheets of bubble wrap with different ai logos printed on each bubble, i could get my christmas shopping done in one click
i will never buy a game based solely on its premise...
...never mind, add to cart
...never mind, add to cart
Save 20% on My Little Puppy on Steam
"There is a saying that when you depart from this world, the dog who went ahead will warmly welcome you." While spending time in dog heaven, Bong-gu the Welsh Corgi suddenly catches his dad'...
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November 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i will never buy a game based solely on its premise...
...never mind, add to cart
...never mind, add to cart
i just took two ibuprofen *without food* despite the label's clear instructions because you don’t wanna get mixed up with a guy like me
i’m a loner, dottie
a rebel
i’m a loner, dottie
a rebel
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
i just took two ibuprofen *without food* despite the label's clear instructions because you don’t wanna get mixed up with a guy like me
i’m a loner, dottie
a rebel
i’m a loner, dottie
a rebel
if you're curious about what getting old is like, i went to bed with a minor upper back sprain and woke up with '90s batman neck
a close up of a man in a batman costume looking out a window .
Alt: Batman turning his whole upper body to give a thumbs up because he can't turn his head
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November 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
if you're curious about what getting old is like, i went to bed with a minor upper back sprain and woke up with '90s batman neck
hear me out - The Island of Misfit Toys but it's just canceled video games
"Nobody wants to play with a Silent-Hills-In-A-Box!"
"Nobody wants to play with a Silent-Hills-In-A-Box!"
a group of stuffed animals including a dog and a girl
Alt: a group of stuffed animals including a dog and a girl
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November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
hear me out - The Island of Misfit Toys but it's just canceled video games
"Nobody wants to play with a Silent-Hills-In-A-Box!"
"Nobody wants to play with a Silent-Hills-In-A-Box!"
i dunno much about therapy, but i do have a gingerbread cake baking in the oven while chocolate chip cookie dough chills in the fridge, which is just as good and a lot cheaper
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
i dunno much about therapy, but i do have a gingerbread cake baking in the oven while chocolate chip cookie dough chills in the fridge, which is just as good and a lot cheaper
what techbros don't understand is, well, a lot really - but one of the biggest things is their complete inability to grasp the fiction part of science fiction
they keep trying to turn narrative devices and metaphor into "inevitable" tech that is, in fact, entirely evitable
also, evitable is a word
they keep trying to turn narrative devices and metaphor into "inevitable" tech that is, in fact, entirely evitable
also, evitable is a word
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
what techbros don't understand is, well, a lot really - but one of the biggest things is their complete inability to grasp the fiction part of science fiction
they keep trying to turn narrative devices and metaphor into "inevitable" tech that is, in fact, entirely evitable
also, evitable is a word
they keep trying to turn narrative devices and metaphor into "inevitable" tech that is, in fact, entirely evitable
also, evitable is a word
looking forward to not understanding a single thing about europa universalis v but buying it anyway knowing i won't understand a single thing about it
please hire tutorial developers, paradox
pretty please
please hire tutorial developers, paradox
pretty please
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
looking forward to not understanding a single thing about europa universalis v but buying it anyway knowing i won't understand a single thing about it
please hire tutorial developers, paradox
pretty please
please hire tutorial developers, paradox
pretty please
i don't know why people make gamedev out to be such a demanding job
i mean, all you gotta do is make some multiplayer slop that doesn't need to be any good as long as it gets a few streamers yucking it up, and you're golden
seems that way, anyway
i mean, all you gotta do is make some multiplayer slop that doesn't need to be any good as long as it gets a few streamers yucking it up, and you're golden
seems that way, anyway
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i don't know why people make gamedev out to be such a demanding job
i mean, all you gotta do is make some multiplayer slop that doesn't need to be any good as long as it gets a few streamers yucking it up, and you're golden
seems that way, anyway
i mean, all you gotta do is make some multiplayer slop that doesn't need to be any good as long as it gets a few streamers yucking it up, and you're golden
seems that way, anyway
i forgot to watch the brooklyn 99 heist episodes for halloween, but here are all the thanksgiving and christmas episodes from shows that have them so you can build a holiday watchlist
MAKE THE HOLIDAYS FEEL LIKE THE HOLIDAYS AGAIN
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
MAKE THE HOLIDAYS FEEL LIKE THE HOLIDAYS AGAIN
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
November 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i forgot to watch the brooklyn 99 heist episodes for halloween, but here are all the thanksgiving and christmas episodes from shows that have them so you can build a holiday watchlist
MAKE THE HOLIDAYS FEEL LIKE THE HOLIDAYS AGAIN
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
MAKE THE HOLIDAYS FEEL LIKE THE HOLIDAYS AGAIN
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
gaming was at its peak when games tried very hard to look as real as they could while knowing they weren't very convincing
modern retro games have the aesthetic (mostly), but they rarely capture the authentic feel
the art of creating spaces that feel real with graphics that very much don't is lost
modern retro games have the aesthetic (mostly), but they rarely capture the authentic feel
the art of creating spaces that feel real with graphics that very much don't is lost
November 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
gaming was at its peak when games tried very hard to look as real as they could while knowing they weren't very convincing
modern retro games have the aesthetic (mostly), but they rarely capture the authentic feel
the art of creating spaces that feel real with graphics that very much don't is lost
modern retro games have the aesthetic (mostly), but they rarely capture the authentic feel
the art of creating spaces that feel real with graphics that very much don't is lost
cooler weather requires sweaters
November 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
cooler weather requires sweaters
biggest score of halloween night was my kid leaving to check out the party house down the street, then coming home with a vintage exercise bike that someone had left on their curb (we'd passed it earlier on our way home from the store) with a note: "Free to a good home! My husband never uses it."
November 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
biggest score of halloween night was my kid leaving to check out the party house down the street, then coming home with a vintage exercise bike that someone had left on their curb (we'd passed it earlier on our way home from the store) with a note: "Free to a good home! My husband never uses it."
palpatine hid and disguised construction of the death star until it was complete so the senate couldn't shut it down
he then immediately dissolved the senate after displaying the full power of the station, after which fear of his executive authority superseded the need for a legislative bureaucracy
he then immediately dissolved the senate after displaying the full power of the station, after which fear of his executive authority superseded the need for a legislative bureaucracy
a close up of a man in a white uniform
Alt: Krennic from Star Wars: Andor smiling and winking
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November 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
palpatine hid and disguised construction of the death star until it was complete so the senate couldn't shut it down
he then immediately dissolved the senate after displaying the full power of the station, after which fear of his executive authority superseded the need for a legislative bureaucracy
he then immediately dissolved the senate after displaying the full power of the station, after which fear of his executive authority superseded the need for a legislative bureaucracy
severely underrated, overlooked gem of a game for halloween
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
severely underrated, overlooked gem of a game for halloween
so nice having trick-or-treaters again
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
so nice having trick-or-treaters again
while keeping a decorative bowl full of syringes on the kitchen table is certainly a great conversation starter, moving it to its own space surrounded by some of the other things your diabetic dog needs is probably the better way to go
fewer explanations are required
fewer explanations are required
October 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
while keeping a decorative bowl full of syringes on the kitchen table is certainly a great conversation starter, moving it to its own space surrounded by some of the other things your diabetic dog needs is probably the better way to go
fewer explanations are required
fewer explanations are required