UncleJeet
unclejeet.bsky.social
UncleJeet
@unclejeet.bsky.social
unreliable narrator
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
i made a new friend
October 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
pro tip: if you don’t pay the ransom in river city, your door panel will get hacked and everyone will know when you’re in the shower
October 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
every time a fly gets in the house and i kill it, i turn into Big Smoke

it's become a whole thing. if i don't shout, "YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!" right after i kill it, nobody believes it's dead
September 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
i guess i could just tape a do not disturb sign to my door whenever I’m busy, but where’s the fun in that?
September 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
btw, Ultima VII is an immersive sim

fight me
September 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM