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R. Volney "Rob" Riser
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"Volney is just the perfect type of person." -urbandictionary.com

Professor, Historian, Baker. Author, DEFYING DISFRANCHISEMENT. Views expressed are mine alone. 🏳️‍🌈

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History majors have lower unemployment than computer science majors.

Folks with humanities graduate degrees are more sought after by corporate recruiters than those with MBAs.

Study history! Get a job!
September 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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*taps sign*
July 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Damnit, Dave. Now we have to learn how to cite a skeet.
Oh! You're right!

LLM as MLM.
July 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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The semiliterate people who use chatgpt like to point to calculators as a precedent of assistive technology but the thing is: calculators actually calculate.

A calculator really does let you outsource calculation. It does exactly what it is supposed to do, and marketed as doing, reproducibly.
June 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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it’s that time of year
February 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Not sure who made this & when but fittingly came across it in my downloads folder today:
December 10, 2024 at 4:07 PM
N: Derry/Londonderry, Northern Ireland
S: Naalehu, Hawai'i Island, Hawai'i
E: Paris, France
W: Ka'ena Point, Oahu, Hawai'i
Furthest I’ve been
N: Tok, Alaska
S: Cartagena, Colombia
E: Amsterdam, Netherlands
W: Anchorage, Alaska
N: St Petersburg
S: Costa Rica I think?
E: Egypt! Or maybe Volgograd I'm bad at geography!
W: Idk Hawaii maybe?

I led an exciting life once and have no sense of direction!
December 13, 2023 at 1:37 AM
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Friendly reminder to get your history from historians and not journalists who like to cosplay as historians.
September 5, 2023 at 5:08 PM
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if you have more than 40-50 credits required for your major, your model of "education" is information-conveyance and it gives comfort to those who say we can replace higher ed with youtube
The only interesting thing Stanford is doing is capping max credits in big majors. Engineering profs are whining about it.
September 4, 2023 at 3:07 PM
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Quick reminder for all my faculty pals starting up this week: the students are not your dating pool.
August 21, 2023 at 12:34 AM
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Is there a formula for getting invite codes? I've only gotten 2 so far
August 19, 2023 at 8:33 PM