Jonathan J Hammersley PhD (2026 version)❄️🎿🌨️
@jhammersley.bsky.social
Psych Prof; MPA program chair; Direct a mental health minor; study addiction, psychopathology, treatment; Biking, Halloween, Nostalgia, Dad jokes, Random nonsense! You know I'm a dreamer but my heart's of gold.
https://www.wiu.edu/cas/psychology/later.php
https://www.wiu.edu/cas/psychology/later.php
Pinned
Not sure who made this & when but fittingly came across it in my downloads folder today:
And my son is presently watching some "Brainrot" video of a whale w/ 3 legs wearing tennis shoes, talking & gliding on top of the ocean, & now it just flew to the moon. I can't believe this is something I just typed, and I swear I'm not hallucinating and am lucid. Apparently its name is Orcalero?
January 27, 2026 at 2:31 AM
And my son is presently watching some "Brainrot" video of a whale w/ 3 legs wearing tennis shoes, talking & gliding on top of the ocean, & now it just flew to the moon. I can't believe this is something I just typed, and I swear I'm not hallucinating and am lucid. Apparently its name is Orcalero?
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many of you are coming off the top rope for greg bovino, but you really don't need to do that. bottom rope is high enough
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
many of you are coming off the top rope for greg bovino, but you really don't need to do that. bottom rope is high enough
I'm sitting in my kitchen at 8pm, nibbling on broccoli and cheese & peanut butter crackers, like some kind of rodent 🥦🥦 🧀 (a rodent of unusual size, I guess)
January 27, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I'm sitting in my kitchen at 8pm, nibbling on broccoli and cheese & peanut butter crackers, like some kind of rodent 🥦🥦 🧀 (a rodent of unusual size, I guess)
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Snow much fun! 🐼❄️
Giant Pandas Bao Li and Qing Bao played in the snow at Smithsonian’s National Zoo yesterday🥺
🎥: Smithsonian National Zoo
Giant Pandas Bao Li and Qing Bao played in the snow at Smithsonian’s National Zoo yesterday🥺
🎥: Smithsonian National Zoo
January 26, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Snow much fun! 🐼❄️
Giant Pandas Bao Li and Qing Bao played in the snow at Smithsonian’s National Zoo yesterday🥺
🎥: Smithsonian National Zoo
Giant Pandas Bao Li and Qing Bao played in the snow at Smithsonian’s National Zoo yesterday🥺
🎥: Smithsonian National Zoo
OMG. And, can someone not like, go look under the sea or whatever to see a gargantuan serpent if it was there?
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 6:26 PM
OMG. And, can someone not like, go look under the sea or whatever to see a gargantuan serpent if it was there?
Teaching three MWF classes for the first time in at least 15 years or more. 50-minute classes are something else, I feel like I'm barely getting going before I look up and class is over! I've always had either 1hr-15 min. Tue-Thurs classes or a 2.5 hour seminar from like 3 to 5:30 (still have 1).
a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face .
ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face .
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January 26, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Teaching three MWF classes for the first time in at least 15 years or more. 50-minute classes are something else, I feel like I'm barely getting going before I look up and class is over! I've always had either 1hr-15 min. Tue-Thurs classes or a 2.5 hour seminar from like 3 to 5:30 (still have 1).
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Supremely talented doctoral student Halle Fowler is hoping to put together an ABCT panel related to Deaf and Hard of Hearing suicide prevention or mental health. We have multiple qualitative and quantitative studies on DHH interpretation in mental health settings. We need help finding panelists!
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Supremely talented doctoral student Halle Fowler is hoping to put together an ABCT panel related to Deaf and Hard of Hearing suicide prevention or mental health. We have multiple qualitative and quantitative studies on DHH interpretation in mental health settings. We need help finding panelists!
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Decided to take a break from watching horrors unfold, to take the fam to a 'Battle of the brushes' event. We were sorely mistaken, thinking we were actually entering the art competition but it was to watch other artists. However someone cancelled due to weather so my daughter & friend got to enter.
January 25, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Decided to take a break from watching horrors unfold, to take the fam to a 'Battle of the brushes' event. We were sorely mistaken, thinking we were actually entering the art competition but it was to watch other artists. However someone cancelled due to weather so my daughter & friend got to enter.
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Our government's atrocities are bringing together Bears fans and Packers fans.
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Our government's atrocities are bringing together Bears fans and Packers fans.
Decided to take a break from watching horrors unfold, to take the fam to a 'Battle of the brushes' event. We were sorely mistaken, thinking we were actually entering the art competition but it was to watch other artists. However someone cancelled due to weather so my daughter & friend got to enter.
January 25, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Decided to take a break from watching horrors unfold, to take the fam to a 'Battle of the brushes' event. We were sorely mistaken, thinking we were actually entering the art competition but it was to watch other artists. However someone cancelled due to weather so my daughter & friend got to enter.
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
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January 23, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Colour version of twisty willows near Norsworthy bridge. I love the spirals in the branches, #Dartmoor, #Devon. #photography #moss
January 23, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Colour version of twisty willows near Norsworthy bridge. I love the spirals in the branches, #Dartmoor, #Devon. #photography #moss
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Waiting on a FedEx package today, wondering if they're delivering due to the extreme cold & schools/ university being closed. So naturally University IT chose this moment to send out a fake phishing test from FedEx that I clicked w/o thinking 🙄(earning every single future UTech email marked as spam)
January 23, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Waiting on a FedEx package today, wondering if they're delivering due to the extreme cold & schools/ university being closed. So naturally University IT chose this moment to send out a fake phishing test from FedEx that I clicked w/o thinking 🙄(earning every single future UTech email marked as spam)
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
Once again, a student complained to my wife that I was being "overly familiar" and hanging around acting like I was into her (my wife that is) and she had to tell them "well yeah we've been married going on 20 years now!" I have family photos of us on my lab & faculty pages for goodness sakes! 😅🙄
Something like that has happened a few times actually. A couple times when I was dropping by to chat about child care or child pickup & colleagues said to one of us "That's nice you pick up her kids for her" or "you let him just pick up your kids?" Not realizing we're married
January 22, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Once again, a student complained to my wife that I was being "overly familiar" and hanging around acting like I was into her (my wife that is) and she had to tell them "well yeah we've been married going on 20 years now!" I have family photos of us on my lab & faculty pages for goodness sakes! 😅🙄
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Portland friends - This Sunday at 11am I’m going to be bringing my EEG, sleep diary and drawings into Waterstone Gallery to show how I used my sleep recordings to inform my Nocturnal Worlds paintings.
I’m now only slightly regretting how detailed my notes are in my sleep diary…
#sciart #pdxart
I’m now only slightly regretting how detailed my notes are in my sleep diary…
#sciart #pdxart
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
One of the hardest things I've ever had to do is cancel our Comcast Internet (because you can't just cancel without scheduling a phone call w/ them for several days in advance, then they don't call at the appointed time so the internet service just continues indefinitely. . .)! 😳🙃
a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in front of a window with a sticker that says ugg
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January 21, 2026 at 3:30 PM
One of the hardest things I've ever had to do is cancel our Comcast Internet (because you can't just cancel without scheduling a phone call w/ them for several days in advance, then they don't call at the appointed time so the internet service just continues indefinitely. . .)! 😳🙃
My daughter got a part in a high school musical (Annie-yay!). At 1st parent meeting they handed out a packet. When I asked, so when are rehearsals? Someone smugly replied, it's in the packet! Meaning a hyperlinked word doc. How do I click on paper? Or enter Annie.docx or whatever on a my phone lol 😂
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 AM
My daughter got a part in a high school musical (Annie-yay!). At 1st parent meeting they handed out a packet. When I asked, so when are rehearsals? Someone smugly replied, it's in the packet! Meaning a hyperlinked word doc. How do I click on paper? Or enter Annie.docx or whatever on a my phone lol 😂
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Quite simply the greatest heat check of all time
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Quite simply the greatest heat check of all time
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Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room
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hats off to the biggest wheelie this town has ever seen
January 19, 2026 at 1:26 AM
hats off to the biggest wheelie this town has ever seen