J. Thankful Hammersley PhD🍂🦃🥧
@jhammersley.bsky.social
Psych Prof; MPA program chair; Direct a mental health minor; study addiction, psychopathology, treatment; Biking, Halloween, Nostalgia, Dad jokes, Random nonsense! You know I'm a dreamer but my heart's of gold.
https://www.wiu.edu/cas/psychology/later.php
https://www.wiu.edu/cas/psychology/later.php
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Not sure who made this & when but fittingly came across it in my downloads folder today:
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Instead of “weird flex but ok” say “peculiar boast but alas” 🧐
October 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Instead of “weird flex but ok” say “peculiar boast but alas” 🧐
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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Socks have the highest ROI of any object. If you choose them right, every day brings a ping of joy. Cozy socks? Hell yeah, a soft little hug for my feet! Funny socks? Hell yeah, my homie sent me these, and it's so great to have friends and socks. New socks? Hell yeah, this is destiny, eat my foot.
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Socks have the highest ROI of any object. If you choose them right, every day brings a ping of joy. Cozy socks? Hell yeah, a soft little hug for my feet! Funny socks? Hell yeah, my homie sent me these, and it's so great to have friends and socks. New socks? Hell yeah, this is destiny, eat my foot.
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Child’s tunic with hood, Egypt, ca. 600-900 AD. Turns out hoodies have been around for a while!
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Child’s tunic with hood, Egypt, ca. 600-900 AD. Turns out hoodies have been around for a while!
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Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
One of my favorite photos from the weekend: wedding photo of me with Foxi, The tutu wearing, official ring bearer dog
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
One of my favorite photos from the weekend: wedding photo of me with Foxi, The tutu wearing, official ring bearer dog
Just got back from Cancun Mexico. Had to fly down for a family wedding this past weekend, got back last night. Pretty smooth travel overall except for a couple blips & airport snafus. Missed our train home from Chicago but rented a car. A few highlights below from our brief stay.
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Just got back from Cancun Mexico. Had to fly down for a family wedding this past weekend, got back last night. Pretty smooth travel overall except for a couple blips & airport snafus. Missed our train home from Chicago but rented a car. A few highlights below from our brief stay.
Share a GIF or vid that reminds you of your teenage years...
(Beastie boys so whatcha want video)
(Beastie boys so whatcha want video)
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Share a GIF or vid that reminds you of your teenage years...
(Beastie boys so whatcha want video)
(Beastie boys so whatcha want video)
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If you thought Frankenstein's Tower in the Guillermo del Toro movie looked cool, check out the real-world inspiration behind it...
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If you thought Frankenstein's Tower in the Guillermo del Toro movie looked cool, check out the real-world inspiration behind it...
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Come work with us @unm.edu 🤩
Research Assistant Professor position at @unm.edu - join a dynamic team working with @cassie-boness.bsky.social. This position is to work on an NIH grant evaluating personalized medicine approaches for the treatment of alcohol use disorder. Submit via UNMJobs by Nov 26: unm.csod.com/ux/ats/caree...
Research Assistant Professor in Personalized Medicine for the Treatment of Alcohol Use Disorder
Seeking applicants for a Research Assistant Professor faculty position at the University of New Mexico on an NIH funded grant evaluating personalized ...
unm.csod.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Come work with us @unm.edu 🤩
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i think being harvested from the ground by this machine would fix me
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
i think being harvested from the ground by this machine would fix me
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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It’s grad school application season, and I wanted to give some public advice.
Caveats:
-*-*-*-*
> These are my opinions, based on my experiences, they are not secret tricks or guarantees
> They are general guidelines, not meant to cover a host of idiosyncrasies and special cases
Caveats:
-*-*-*-*
> These are my opinions, based on my experiences, they are not secret tricks or guarantees
> They are general guidelines, not meant to cover a host of idiosyncrasies and special cases
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It’s grad school application season, and I wanted to give some public advice.
Caveats:
-*-*-*-*
> These are my opinions, based on my experiences, they are not secret tricks or guarantees
> They are general guidelines, not meant to cover a host of idiosyncrasies and special cases
Caveats:
-*-*-*-*
> These are my opinions, based on my experiences, they are not secret tricks or guarantees
> They are general guidelines, not meant to cover a host of idiosyncrasies and special cases
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you merely adopted the dark. she was born in it, molded by it
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
you merely adopted the dark. she was born in it, molded by it
Pulled into the parking lot at work today and did a double take when I looked over and saw this sitting in the car next to me!
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Pulled into the parking lot at work today and did a double take when I looked over and saw this sitting in the car next to me!
Ooh good one.
Who’s your sitcom mom Mount Rushmore?
Off the top of my head. I'm going with these. Though I probably forgot one and will change my mind:
Who’s your sitcom mom Mount Rushmore?
Off the top of my head. I'm going with these. Though I probably forgot one and will change my mind:
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Ooh good one.
Who’s your sitcom mom Mount Rushmore?
Off the top of my head. I'm going with these. Though I probably forgot one and will change my mind:
Who’s your sitcom mom Mount Rushmore?
Off the top of my head. I'm going with these. Though I probably forgot one and will change my mind:
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A little humor I found laying around in the Sociology Department.
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
A little humor I found laying around in the Sociology Department.
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New favorite owl just dropped
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
New favorite owl just dropped
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Aren't these gourd-geous? 🎃
Which one is your favourite?
🥧 Pumpkin Pi
📏 Protracturtle
⏹️ Pepper Polyhedron
If you have solid knowledge in maths and are looking to give back, become a volunteer maths tutor 🌟 Your one hour per week can make a big difference 👉 https://ow.ly/2LZK50XmlGG
Which one is your favourite?
🥧 Pumpkin Pi
📏 Protracturtle
⏹️ Pepper Polyhedron
If you have solid knowledge in maths and are looking to give back, become a volunteer maths tutor 🌟 Your one hour per week can make a big difference 👉 https://ow.ly/2LZK50XmlGG
November 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Aren't these gourd-geous? 🎃
Which one is your favourite?
🥧 Pumpkin Pi
📏 Protracturtle
⏹️ Pepper Polyhedron
If you have solid knowledge in maths and are looking to give back, become a volunteer maths tutor 🌟 Your one hour per week can make a big difference 👉 https://ow.ly/2LZK50XmlGG
Which one is your favourite?
🥧 Pumpkin Pi
📏 Protracturtle
⏹️ Pepper Polyhedron
If you have solid knowledge in maths and are looking to give back, become a volunteer maths tutor 🌟 Your one hour per week can make a big difference 👉 https://ow.ly/2LZK50XmlGG
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“Well, here’s your problem, Marge—if you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittin’ on these little guys.”
November 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Well, here’s your problem, Marge—if you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittin’ on these little guys.”
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Lasagna is many open-faced sandwiches stacked together
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Lasagna is many open-faced sandwiches stacked together
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since my lead in protein powder investigation went viral, my inbox has been flooded with reader questions
i've been astounded by the response, and wanted to take some time to address some of the most common queries and misconceptions. let's dive in 🧵 (1/?)
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
i've been astounded by the response, and wanted to take some time to address some of the most common queries and misconceptions. let's dive in 🧵 (1/?)
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
Answering Your FAQs: High Levels of Lead in Protein Powders and Shakes - Consumer Reports
CR’s protein powder investigation inspired a lot of comment and debate. Here, we address the most frequently asked questions.
www.consumerreports.org
November 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
since my lead in protein powder investigation went viral, my inbox has been flooded with reader questions
i've been astounded by the response, and wanted to take some time to address some of the most common queries and misconceptions. let's dive in 🧵 (1/?)
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
i've been astounded by the response, and wanted to take some time to address some of the most common queries and misconceptions. let's dive in 🧵 (1/?)
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
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don't let yourself get attached to any social network you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner
November 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
don't let yourself get attached to any social network you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner
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Imagine being out in public at a coffee shop or a bar or something, talking to your friends, when some asshole comes up to you, having only half-understood what they heard you talking about, and begins to yell obnoxious bullshit at you. Then imagine everyone saying you're wrong for not engaging.
November 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Imagine being out in public at a coffee shop or a bar or something, talking to your friends, when some asshole comes up to you, having only half-understood what they heard you talking about, and begins to yell obnoxious bullshit at you. Then imagine everyone saying you're wrong for not engaging.