Edward Cuckchair
@rvictoria.bsky.social
Sad girl por vida
She/her
Austin tx
She/her
Austin tx
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pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
This is why I don’t really believe in conspiracy theories— nobody keeps secrets that well or for a long time
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
This is why I don’t really believe in conspiracy theories— nobody keeps secrets that well or for a long time
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comedians are sort of like the philosophers of today (annoying white men many of whom are pedophiles)
August 17, 2023 at 7:54 PM
comedians are sort of like the philosophers of today (annoying white men many of whom are pedophiles)
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It would work on me, it's all i'm saying.
![[screenshot of a tweet by twitter user @C_Zinkiev. text of tweet follows]
"Went on a date with a guy I really like. I dressed nice, did myhair, ggave him an extensvie 30 minute lecture on coelacanths, yet I haven't heard from him 🤔 the only thing I can think of is perhaps I did not provide enough information about coelacanths?? Fish people pls advise"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7soh2zyx7vqj37ngempaec4d/bafkreiafxfntj3c2wadbmdt36vatmhjtwbwf3b74y3irqmrnlx7mbpbtqy@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
It would work on me, it's all i'm saying.
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i don't say things like this often, as i find them hyperbolic to the point of extreme dilution, so please believe me when I say this is the most severe, graceful dissection of Musk I've seen. Swift, effortlessly deep, like piano wire through tofu. If someone spoke of me like this I’d be abed a week
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i don't say things like this often, as i find them hyperbolic to the point of extreme dilution, so please believe me when I say this is the most severe, graceful dissection of Musk I've seen. Swift, effortlessly deep, like piano wire through tofu. If someone spoke of me like this I’d be abed a week
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Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
The urge to preform is a mental illness witch which I am afflicted. After every @fightopera.bsky.social show I know more and more that I was born a theatre kid and I will simply die without the adulation or jeers of a crowd
October 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The urge to preform is a mental illness witch which I am afflicted. After every @fightopera.bsky.social show I know more and more that I was born a theatre kid and I will simply die without the adulation or jeers of a crowd
Rewatching the stream to criticize my own performance, and the way I am SCREAMING when TQ shows up??!?!??
October 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Rewatching the stream to criticize my own performance, and the way I am SCREAMING when TQ shows up??!?!??
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Massachusetts banned dog racing, but you can still go to any dog park and place bets on which dog is gonna shit next.
October 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Massachusetts banned dog racing, but you can still go to any dog park and place bets on which dog is gonna shit next.
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The only excuse Lois Lane has for why her interviewing Superman isn't unethical, despite their romantic entanglement, is that it would be even more unethical for the paper's other top reporter, who is Superman, to interview himself, yet she cannot say this. This dilemma should be taught in J-school.
October 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The only excuse Lois Lane has for why her interviewing Superman isn't unethical, despite their romantic entanglement, is that it would be even more unethical for the paper's other top reporter, who is Superman, to interview himself, yet she cannot say this. This dilemma should be taught in J-school.
Yall, I trapped the rat in my apartment and I don’t know what to do past this:
October 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Yall, I trapped the rat in my apartment and I don’t know what to do past this:
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First good SCOTUS news I've heard in months
Supreme Court 'expects to run out of funding' in hours due to shutdown: report
Supreme Court 'expects to run out of funding' in hours due to shutdown: report
Both the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS) and the federal judiciary itself is about to run completely out of money to do anything beyond basic operations, according to a new report.The Hill reported Friday that the High Court "expects to run out of funding on October 18," per Supreme Cour...
bit.ly
October 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
First good SCOTUS news I've heard in months
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good morning yogurt dogs
October 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
good morning yogurt dogs
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Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
October 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
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experiencing the emotion of “wanting to see miette”
October 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
experiencing the emotion of “wanting to see miette”
Man, I bet it’s weird to be John darnielle and know that No Children a song from like mid career is like your legacy?
October 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Man, I bet it’s weird to be John darnielle and know that No Children a song from like mid career is like your legacy?
So many diarrhea medicines on the market and bismuth subsalicyte in the only one that works for me
October 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
So many diarrhea medicines on the market and bismuth subsalicyte in the only one that works for me
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I’m mad. Please put it in the newspaper (@gqmagazine.bsky.social) that I’m mad. Go Sox! www.gq.com/story/yankee...
September 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m mad. Please put it in the newspaper (@gqmagazine.bsky.social) that I’m mad. Go Sox! www.gq.com/story/yankee...
Things are getting Desperate for lil Ol me. Phone and internet cut off and I do not know how I’m gonna pay rent on Wednesday. If yall know any gigs or work for ya girl lemme know. Also just accepting cash help at this point lamoooo
September 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Things are getting Desperate for lil Ol me. Phone and internet cut off and I do not know how I’m gonna pay rent on Wednesday. If yall know any gigs or work for ya girl lemme know. Also just accepting cash help at this point lamoooo
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The University Democrats at UT-Austin, a longstanding student group, has been told that no guests, candidates, or speakers can speak at their meetings unless the administration approves them. Submitted speakers' lists have been ignored or summarily denied. Please HMU if you know a good 1A attorney
September 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The University Democrats at UT-Austin, a longstanding student group, has been told that no guests, candidates, or speakers can speak at their meetings unless the administration approves them. Submitted speakers' lists have been ignored or summarily denied. Please HMU if you know a good 1A attorney
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Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches
September 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches
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God bless whoever put up this pro-upzoning poster in Edgewater, please put up more
![A flier taped to a streetlight pole that reads:
“I also have access to a printer,
And I say
Upzoning is cool and good and it is my friend
Let ‘em build some housing! What're you worried about, people with jobs and homes using the Red Line?
Atraid of density? then why did you move to the big city my good friend [emoji making a ‘this guy’s nuts!’ gesture]
‘But I wanna drive my car!’
The bus is better because you can read a book on the bus
Dear ‘Save Edgewater’: If I ever see you again claming that increasing supply increases prices I will spank your bottom and enroll you in an econ class at Loyola
Say YES to proposed Upzoning in Edgewater
Email: Leni@the48thward.org Call: (773) 784-5277](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7txt37jgs7stbnaqdfpfavf3/bafkreiezdkvktjscf3qg4q5dylaficp762suvldaswmtmrhlt2xy7catmu@jpeg)
July 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
God bless whoever put up this pro-upzoning poster in Edgewater, please put up more
The thing that appeals to me the most about getting into the premium level of The Dream podcast is that it sounds like $5 a month and I get @seejanemarie.bsky.social Friday bargain bin (rip the hairpin)
September 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The thing that appeals to me the most about getting into the premium level of The Dream podcast is that it sounds like $5 a month and I get @seejanemarie.bsky.social Friday bargain bin (rip the hairpin)