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Everyday I'm Russellin'
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muppetized book covers: thread
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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OK but if emails take down Trump, and a blow job finally ruins Clinton, it definitely proves God is a really funny woman right
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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BREAKING: There is now a searchable Epstein Document dump:

journaliststudio.google.com/pinpoint/sea...
Pinpoint - From the Estate of Jeffrey Epstein
journaliststudio.google.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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So… mortgage fraud?
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Why aren't they looking at each other?
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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suitably dark
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Includes paying our two millionaires from Tennessee in the Senate: Marsha Blackburn and Bill Haggarty
"It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 members of the United States Senate over $1,000,000 a piece and we are robbing people of their food assistance and healthcare to pay for it. How is this even on the floor!?"

Rep. AOC
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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If the Democrats had a hair on their ass they would start a nationwide campaign where they had commercials showing all the Republicans convicted of sex scandals plus the emails with they’re not like us playing in the background.
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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today is wallace shawn
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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A performative lie from @RepTimBurchett, who said he was for releasing the Epstein files but didn’t sign the petition to please Trump — now tries to save face with procedural games.

Truly pathetic.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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POTUS gave a convicted child sex abuser favorable treatment, and dangled the prospect of a pardon, so she would tell lies about if he was implicated in her crimes. That's not speculative or circumstantial, it's a cold hard proven fact, in and of itself more than enough to demand removal from office.
Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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every company in 2025
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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"This is all no big deal and the president is currently strategizing his response with his aides in the White House Situation Room. No big deal at all."
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"

Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Throwing this out there:

@rollingstone.com should maybe reevaluate its relationship with this guy. Any journalist willing to assert as fact something for which there is 1) no evidence, and 2) a wide consensus among experts against is not a reliable reporter.
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If there is a political party whose whole membership is involved in protecting a pedophile, then that is a pedophile party.
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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*at christmas* “look, honey, of course we all wanted more things under the tree, but the people in charge made the completely reasonable decision to protect the international brotherhood of sex pests”
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein understood the concept of "bros before hoes" & how it structures societies virtually everywhere, worldwide.

He didn't have to work too hard to collect a grp of men--diverse in race, religion, nationality & profession--who would tacitly accept his misogyny or join in enacting it.
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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This includes both of our millionaire Senators in Tennessee
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
More of this type of stuff on here please
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM