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Rumpole of the Bayou
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PhD Candidate in US History • Writing on C19 Newspapers • Appellate Lawyer
Fewer than 1 in 400 people with fire insurance file fire claims a year. That’s billions flowing to insurance companies for people who don’t even use the system.
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.

Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Looks as though we won’t have to worry about AI taking historians’ jobs any time soon.
bsky.app/profile/stev...
When I got the email, I didn’t know if I should laugh or cry:
“Our AI turned your paper ‘King’s Crowns: The’ into a shareable comic. ”
Here’s 24,000 words turned into four panels, including a reference to Nork City and the year 17605. Cf. newprairiepress.org/burgonsociet...
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The SNAP website has the most batshit Trumpist statement about the shutdown.
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I wish I could sleep thru the night as easily as Trump sleeps thru meetings
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Pilot just came on to say it’s his last flight ever and he’s retiring. Come on man don’t say that to me. Don’t tell me that right now.
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Wisconsin State Senator confirms SNAP recipients in the state have received their November benefits.
Great news! Because of a recent court order, November SNAP benefits for Wisconsin recipients were made available overnight. Members should feel free to use the funds as they normally would.
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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NEWS — The Oregon Department of Human Services has issued 100% of November SNAP benefits, per an alert on their website. I've received reports that the funds have already hit recipients' EBT accounts.

www.oregon.gov/odhs/news/Pa...
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Within a week, the groypers will be saying “remain liquid” to one another in place of good bye.
Trump on SNAP: "Our country has to remain very liquid because problems, catastrophes, wars -- it could be anything. We have to remain liquid. We can't give everything away."
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This is 00000000 for the nuke codes level of security
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Michigan State should sue Bannon for that logo
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
From Bannon's lips to God's ears
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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From a literary standpoint, I’d say this is the most important photo ever taken of Trump as president. Captures everything about the guy.
November 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Ted Cruz pushing lie that Democrats don’t care whether president is constitutionally eligible.

He’s laying the groundwork for Trump’s third term.
Ted Cruz: "I think right now the 2 frontrunners for the Democratic nomination in 2028 are AOC and Mamdani. Now, he's not even eligible, but what do they care? Law doesn't mean anything to them. That's where their party is."
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Is this Sam Rayburn erasure?
Simply put, the most effective Speaker in the history of this great country. 🇺🇸

She never stopped fighting for the people. 💪

Thank you, @pelosi.house.gov 🙏
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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If sandwich guy wins, somebody should make a statue of him throwing a sandwich at one of the confederate statues.
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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The state thought it would be easy to prosecute a man for throwing a sandwich, but that plan has gone a rye.
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Same energy
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
We’ll never defeat a country with this capability
McDonald's in China have exercise bikes. The program started in 2021.
www.techeblog.com/mcdonalds-ch...
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I give it like a day before a very angry wine mom liberal replicates this and sticks it above her toilet. maybe even my mother, who knows
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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What reveals this to be the lie that it is: All the seats that flipped R to D last night.
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Full mustard jacket
FUCK HAHAHAHA
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM