My gecko has been on a hunger strike since I brought him home but he finally ate a cricket today, everyone please congratulate Luca
October 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My gecko has been on a hunger strike since I brought him home but he finally ate a cricket today, everyone please congratulate Luca
Updated my dating app profiles to more accurately reflect the number of tarantulas I have
October 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Updated my dating app profiles to more accurately reflect the number of tarantulas I have
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not sure what language this is, i’ll try to find out as soon as i’ve posted this letter, reaching my fingers through as far as possible to ensure a precise delivery
September 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
not sure what language this is, i’ll try to find out as soon as i’ve posted this letter, reaching my fingers through as far as possible to ensure a precise delivery
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feeling full of gratitude or whatever. thinking about how my heart is full to the brim and stuff. that kind of thing.
August 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
feeling full of gratitude or whatever. thinking about how my heart is full to the brim and stuff. that kind of thing.
Incredible things happening on Facebook these days
August 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Incredible things happening on Facebook these days
People always give me a bad time when I say that I didn’t know until adulthood that seahorses are fish, but like. Have you looked at them
July 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
People always give me a bad time when I say that I didn’t know until adulthood that seahorses are fish, but like. Have you looked at them
The whole POINT of Romeo and Juliet is that they were way too young to get married. Girls didn’t normally get married at 13 back then! The audience is supposed to be uncomfortable with the whole thing; Shakespeare did that on purpose.
one of the things "everyone knows" about european history is that sometimes princesses got bethrothed or married as children and assume it was like that for everyone, when it definitely was not and people mostly got married in their 20s just like today.
One of the dumbest times I went viral on Twitter was for a thread about this and there were creepy people in my mentions for days. So: fun fact, the average age of a bride on her first marriage in 18th-century England was 26.
July 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The whole POINT of Romeo and Juliet is that they were way too young to get married. Girls didn’t normally get married at 13 back then! The audience is supposed to be uncomfortable with the whole thing; Shakespeare did that on purpose.
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cannot overstate what a good time it is to get back into stardew and become obsessed with collecting rocks and taking forest drugs with the divorced wizard
July 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
cannot overstate what a good time it is to get back into stardew and become obsessed with collecting rocks and taking forest drugs with the divorced wizard
Applying to jobs sucks so so so so so so so so much
May 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Applying to jobs sucks so so so so so so so so much
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pattern recognition really hits when understanding things is the vibe
May 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
pattern recognition really hits when understanding things is the vibe
I hope the catholic church knows that they’ve been presented with a perfect opportunity to redeem themselves in the eyes of the general public (making pizzaballa pope)
May 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I hope the catholic church knows that they’ve been presented with a perfect opportunity to redeem themselves in the eyes of the general public (making pizzaballa pope)
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If you just saw me delete and repost the same joke three times with the phrasing slightly altered, no you didn’t
May 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If you just saw me delete and repost the same joke three times with the phrasing slightly altered, no you didn’t
When the new pope has been chosen but they haven’t announced who it is yet, that’s called Schrödinger’s Catholic.
May 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
When the new pope has been chosen but they haven’t announced who it is yet, that’s called Schrödinger’s Catholic.
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probably my favorite pope post of this pope cycle
May 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
probably my favorite pope post of this pope cycle
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Howard is your pickleman
May 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Howard is your pickleman
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what’s- what’s the good way
April 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
what’s- what’s the good way
me when it’s saturday
April 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
me when it’s saturday
Somebody on the Squid Game subreddit is currently trying to argue that the contestants can’t be eliminated for finding a loophole in a game, because it wouldn’t be fair.
Buddy I have some news for you about the entire premise of the show.
Buddy I have some news for you about the entire premise of the show.
April 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Somebody on the Squid Game subreddit is currently trying to argue that the contestants can’t be eliminated for finding a loophole in a game, because it wouldn’t be fair.
Buddy I have some news for you about the entire premise of the show.
Buddy I have some news for you about the entire premise of the show.
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kinda shit i got going on i wouldn’t even notice
April 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
kinda shit i got going on i wouldn’t even notice
Losing my mind over the way Chrome translated this Italian senator’s name
April 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Losing my mind over the way Chrome translated this Italian senator’s name
But WHY did he leave the group chat
March 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
But WHY did he leave the group chat
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If you're mocking somebody without naming them and it's not me please add "Not you Jim." to your post. Thank you.
March 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
If you're mocking somebody without naming them and it's not me please add "Not you Jim." to your post. Thank you.
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the “but her emails” libs are going nuts today and to be honest they deserve it
March 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
the “but her emails” libs are going nuts today and to be honest they deserve it
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please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
March 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?