Jonk Eusac
@defenestr8now.bsky.social
i make videos at youtube.com/@defenestr8now and i'm one facet of the AV Cable Club (@avcableclub.bsky.social)
i hope these four ibuprofen fix me
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
i hope these four ibuprofen fix me
my toxic trait is that i think i could run a homestuck ttrpg campaign
October 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
my toxic trait is that i think i could run a homestuck ttrpg campaign
honestly shout out to spam (the food). literally never misses. delicious in everything. love u spam u will always be famous
September 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
honestly shout out to spam (the food). literally never misses. delicious in everything. love u spam u will always be famous
is anyone out there doing drag with the name Sodomy Hussein
September 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
is anyone out there doing drag with the name Sodomy Hussein
i’m glad i don’t work in a shoe store anymore bc now i don’t hear a pair of black timberlands calling out to me like the green goblin mask
September 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i’m glad i don’t work in a shoe store anymore bc now i don’t hear a pair of black timberlands calling out to me like the green goblin mask
heming my way downtown
September 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
heming my way downtown
there should be special software inside itunes so that it can’t shuffle from iris - goo goo dolls immediately to carry me out - mitski. the machines are trying to fucking kill me
August 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
there should be special software inside itunes so that it can’t shuffle from iris - goo goo dolls immediately to carry me out - mitski. the machines are trying to fucking kill me
god give me the serenity to not quit my job, the courage to not quit my job, and the wisdom to not quit my job
July 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
god give me the serenity to not quit my job, the courage to not quit my job, and the wisdom to not quit my job
rest in peace great comet. taken from us too soon. i know it happened like 10 years ago but i just got sad about it again
June 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
rest in peace great comet. taken from us too soon. i know it happened like 10 years ago but i just got sad about it again
who was gonna tell me chappell roan had an ep from 2017. time to slip into the chappell zoan
June 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
who was gonna tell me chappell roan had an ep from 2017. time to slip into the chappell zoan
call me the babbler cuz i can make that baby talk
June 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
call me the babbler cuz i can make that baby talk
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also give money to Emily Gwen, designer of the lesbian flag, in whatever way you can because she intentionally makes the flag design free-to-use but struggles financially while big corporations slap her work on cheap garbage and make millions
emilygwen.carrd.co
emilygwen.carrd.co
June 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
also give money to Emily Gwen, designer of the lesbian flag, in whatever way you can because she intentionally makes the flag design free-to-use but struggles financially while big corporations slap her work on cheap garbage and make millions
emilygwen.carrd.co
emilygwen.carrd.co
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someone needs to tell the lead singer of the antlers to plug his microphone in
May 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
someone needs to tell the lead singer of the antlers to plug his microphone in
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did science ever determine if a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag, when busting it down sexual style, is or is not goated with the sauce?
May 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
did science ever determine if a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag, when busting it down sexual style, is or is not goated with the sauce?
she call me her baby cuz that googoo make me gaga
May 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
she call me her baby cuz that googoo make me gaga
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tshirt that says ‘IM TIRED OF BEING A BETA MALE. I WANT TO BE A BITCH’
May 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
tshirt that says ‘IM TIRED OF BEING A BETA MALE. I WANT TO BE A BITCH’
bitches only wanna scissor me when i’ve got that paper. they’re gonna get rocked instead
May 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
bitches only wanna scissor me when i’ve got that paper. they’re gonna get rocked instead
i have never had an experience at the mall subway where it has taken less than fifteen full minutes for them to make my sandwich
April 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i have never had an experience at the mall subway where it has taken less than fifteen full minutes for them to make my sandwich
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this 1996 commercial for claritin sent me into flight or flight. an absolute psycho directed this
April 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
this 1996 commercial for claritin sent me into flight or flight. an absolute psycho directed this
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get your ass to the bank, withdraw that shit, and say you're sorry with CASH. every one of you who bought that game fucked up bad and you OWE US for your selfish and willful ignorance.
If you're a cis person who bought hogwarts legacy, you owe a trans person $70 immediately. Also you should probably wear a hat that says "dipshit" on it
April 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
get your ass to the bank, withdraw that shit, and say you're sorry with CASH. every one of you who bought that game fucked up bad and you OWE US for your selfish and willful ignorance.
hey thanks for liking the fuck out of my funny skeet. now try liking the fuck out of:
me :(
me :(
April 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
hey thanks for liking the fuck out of my funny skeet. now try liking the fuck out of:
me :(
me :(
kinda shit i got going on i wouldn’t even notice
April 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
kinda shit i got going on i wouldn’t even notice
mr. robot and baldur’s gate 3. which i would play the fuck out of. dnd 5e with hacking minigames. elliot is fumbling a BUNCH of charisma checks
scavengers reign and zelda: tears of the kingdom
hell yeah we’re making some abominations with the fuse power alright
hell yeah we’re making some abominations with the fuse power alright
April 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
mr. robot and baldur’s gate 3. which i would play the fuck out of. dnd 5e with hacking minigames. elliot is fumbling a BUNCH of charisma checks