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She waiting on my Godot til I…
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 AM
rthonmackraken.bsky.social
No Kings San Jose
October 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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fansince09.bsky.social
If Philadelphia did an Omelas situation for sports success there’d be people calling WIP like “Yo we’re going too easy on that kid. Gotta torture that kid more” whenever there’s a loss
October 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
[BLOOD OOZING OUT OF EVERY PORE] 4-0, baby, never in doubt; Go Birds
September 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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phillytradesman.bsky.social
It must really suck to be an NFL coach & watch jabroni Sirianni just wreck everyone’s shit in spite of himself over and over.
September 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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tailsfiraga.bsky.social
I've sent my top man for the job
September 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
Everything else aside, it does warm my heart knowing this Eagles team does genuinely hate the Cowboys as much as I do.
September 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
rthonmackraken.bsky.social
Every NFL season should start with America being forced to listen to the Eagles Fight Song
September 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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topherflorence.bsky.social
The 40 Year Old Salaryman's Villainess Reincarnation Slow Life With An Infinite Levelling Cheat! I'll Start A Yuri Harem As The Witch From Encarta™ MindMaze Or Die Trying! - Volume 75: Ragnarök Approaches
July 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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nedroid.com
In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have." I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame? I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti. “I don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. “I combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?” Skullgrumbler began to laugh. “You fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. “You’re facing east!” “It’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. “Magic is just whatever you want.” I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. “So the rules are…” Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. “No rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.” His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying. “No, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. “I didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. “It’s pandemonium,” he explained. “It’s complete nonsense.”
July 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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acanticleforkev.bsky.social
Vince McMahon: who’s there? show yourself!

Hulk Hogan’s ghost: *carrying many chains* IN LIFE I WAS YOUR PARTNER DUDE, THESE ARE THE 24 INCH PYTHONS I FORGED IN LIFE BROTHER
July 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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fnwave.bsky.social
😔
Mother Joan of the Angels (Matka Joanna od Aniołów) dir: Jerzy Kawalerowicz 📽️ mother Joan looking contrite in her habit asking is it my fault I am possessed by eight powerful demons?
July 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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probgobl.in
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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sharonk.bsky.social
woko's basilisk
whstancil.bsky.social Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · May 14
insane moment in world history right here
May 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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shaidorsai.bsky.social
Pay the fucking tariff, Shinji
May 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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isobel.top
finally! accurate packaging
the back of a box of Q-tips, demonstrating a "Variety of uses". poorly photoshopped to just have four different pictures of people putting q-tips in their ears, with each use labeled "Ear" and the subtext: - try putting it in your ear - it goes in your ear - it is made for your ear - you know it will feel good
July 1, 2023 at 1:45 AM
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faineg.bsky.social
I can’t remember why I drew this Fernet Branca crab, but I like it
Fernet Branca hermit crab
April 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
In this ancient Jerusalem diner, they’re still standing by Barabbas.
April 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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jazzpomegranate.com
every new gundam show lineup be like
anime catgirl anime scarf girl anime schoolgirl erwin rommel
April 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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rthonmackraken.bsky.social
I heard there was a perfect clown
Hilarious, the world renowned
All other jesters but a jolly copy

It goes like this, a man depressed
His doctor says the previous text
The man replies, but I AM
Pagliacci
March 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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dollfucker.bsky.social
March 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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scottmendelson.bsky.social
The real Best Picture winner in our hearts...
March 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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leftliblucy.bsky.social
This will be resistlibs in 2026
Standard 'I believe' resistlib meme, but with one of the lines replaced with "the American body politic must be purged of fascism and reaction with the purifying flames of a second reconstruction"
February 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM