Ralph (frozen solid)
@rpullins.bsky.social
Writer, aging punk, Father of the Year semi-finalist. The painting was a gift, Todd. ralphpullins.com
You have to wonder if turning the states against the federal government is a great strategy. If only there were some historical examples to guide us.
January 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
You have to wonder if turning the states against the federal government is a great strategy. If only there were some historical examples to guide us.
Cowlitz River, may she run for a thousand years
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Cowlitz River, may she run for a thousand years
If Snoop Dogg ever tells you he changed his name, Snoop Lion
January 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
If Snoop Dogg ever tells you he changed his name, Snoop Lion
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100% We took care of each other at the beginning and we can do it now. We need to do it now more than ever.
January 12, 2026 at 1:40 AM
100% We took care of each other at the beginning and we can do it now. We need to do it now more than ever.
Resisting tyranny is the most patriotic anyone can ever be.
January 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Resisting tyranny is the most patriotic anyone can ever be.
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
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trying to eat soup in the shower would be a nightmare, you'd be in there forever. you'd get so full.
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
trying to eat soup in the shower would be a nightmare, you'd be in there forever. you'd get so full.
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
Sincerely, everyone: I hope 2026 brings you much love and hope and joy. As stupid and difficult as this world can be, I believe in you. Hold close to people you love and create good things in the face of ignorance and hate. Fight on. Stand up. Lean on one another. Peace to you, friends. Peace.
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Sincerely, everyone: I hope 2026 brings you much love and hope and joy. As stupid and difficult as this world can be, I believe in you. Hold close to people you love and create good things in the face of ignorance and hate. Fight on. Stand up. Lean on one another. Peace to you, friends. Peace.
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MOM: wanna see me do a handstand
ME: no
WOW: too late
ME: no
WOW: too late
December 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
MOM: wanna see me do a handstand
ME: no
WOW: too late
ME: no
WOW: too late
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My new years resolution is, VGA, heh little new years humour for ya.... The time square ball is an egg and every year we live in fear it will hatch
December 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My new years resolution is, VGA, heh little new years humour for ya.... The time square ball is an egg and every year we live in fear it will hatch
Fuck this result. I'd rather get 10th
December 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Fuck this result. I'd rather get 10th
So its 530 in the morning and I'm getting ready for work when I sneeze and a gutteral voice from the basement says Bless you, which is a weird way to find out you've got Basement Goblins because they're usually not so polite.
December 29, 2025 at 10:55 AM
So its 530 in the morning and I'm getting ready for work when I sneeze and a gutteral voice from the basement says Bless you, which is a weird way to find out you've got Basement Goblins because they're usually not so polite.
ALL vacant property should be used to house people. Have an unused building? Great! we have a bunch of unhoused people ready to move in
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
ALL vacant property should be used to house people. Have an unused building? Great! we have a bunch of unhoused people ready to move in
Pissin on the Drawstring: An Oral History of My Life in Sweatpants
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Pissin on the Drawstring: An Oral History of My Life in Sweatpants
Family can be a complicated thing for some people, I know, but if you were lucky enough to get or find or create a good one, count yourself among the blessed.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Family can be a complicated thing for some people, I know, but if you were lucky enough to get or find or create a good one, count yourself among the blessed.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
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Christmas is hard for many. The years roll, the ghosts at the table increase. We’re haunted by the absence of voices, of laughter engines who drank and ate with us. This can be day of remembrance rituals. For what it’s worth, Hooklanders near and far are in my candles today. Be gentle on yourselves.
December 25, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Christmas is hard for many. The years roll, the ghosts at the table increase. We’re haunted by the absence of voices, of laughter engines who drank and ate with us. This can be day of remembrance rituals. For what it’s worth, Hooklanders near and far are in my candles today. Be gentle on yourselves.
The only Christmas album anyone will ever need
December 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The only Christmas album anyone will ever need
I got orange juice in a small cut on my hand and briefly spoke the Language of Angels offering me a brief glimpse into the Room of Doors that allow access to all realms of eternity.
December 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I got orange juice in a small cut on my hand and briefly spoke the Language of Angels offering me a brief glimpse into the Room of Doors that allow access to all realms of eternity.
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It’s a great time to be dumb and mean-spirited
January 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It’s a great time to be dumb and mean-spirited
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witch changing everything in Beast's castle: "okay, Lumiere, you'll be a candle.. Mrs Potts, teapot, obviously.. you there. what's your name?"
Kevin Catheter: "i'm.. uh. John Nice Vase Of Flowers"
Kevin Catheter: "i'm.. uh. John Nice Vase Of Flowers"
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
witch changing everything in Beast's castle: "okay, Lumiere, you'll be a candle.. Mrs Potts, teapot, obviously.. you there. what's your name?"
Kevin Catheter: "i'm.. uh. John Nice Vase Of Flowers"
Kevin Catheter: "i'm.. uh. John Nice Vase Of Flowers"
Sometimes I won't even bother looking into a particular issue to form an informed opinion about it, opting instead to see who is supporting it and basing my opinion on that.
Oh that dude is an irredeemable prick, so if he likes this idea, I'm out.
Oh that dude is an irredeemable prick, so if he likes this idea, I'm out.
December 19, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Sometimes I won't even bother looking into a particular issue to form an informed opinion about it, opting instead to see who is supporting it and basing my opinion on that.
Oh that dude is an irredeemable prick, so if he likes this idea, I'm out.
Oh that dude is an irredeemable prick, so if he likes this idea, I'm out.
Grinch jerky is pretty tasty, once you get past the hair
December 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Grinch jerky is pretty tasty, once you get past the hair
That's fine, as long as I can go hang out in Waldenbooks until they kick me out
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
That's fine, as long as I can go hang out in Waldenbooks until they kick me out