Safeword will be Hwiskey
@rpullins.bsky.social
Writer, aging punk, Father of the Year semi-finalist. My safeword will be Hwiskey. ralphpullins.com
The problem with having this book sitting on my toilet is I end up singing that stupid song for twenty minutes after every piss
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The problem with having this book sitting on my toilet is I end up singing that stupid song for twenty minutes after every piss
Not gonna lie, this one fucked me up a little. Excellent work by @joshmalerman.bsky.social
September 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Not gonna lie, this one fucked me up a little. Excellent work by @joshmalerman.bsky.social
Pretty nice weekend we've got happening here.
August 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Pretty nice weekend we've got happening here.
Come on Employment Jelly do your thing
August 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Come on Employment Jelly do your thing
Bought this book for 75 cents because it reminded me of the worlds that @greatdismal.bsky.social created.
The reveal of the Gabriel Hounds designer in Zero History remains one of my favorite reading experiences.
The reveal of the Gabriel Hounds designer in Zero History remains one of my favorite reading experiences.
August 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Bought this book for 75 cents because it reminded me of the worlds that @greatdismal.bsky.social created.
The reveal of the Gabriel Hounds designer in Zero History remains one of my favorite reading experiences.
The reveal of the Gabriel Hounds designer in Zero History remains one of my favorite reading experiences.
How the hell have I only just now heard of Boris Indrikov? This is amazing
August 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
How the hell have I only just now heard of Boris Indrikov? This is amazing
This is surreal. They set the cage up just outside the Best Furniture Outlet. Kinda has a Night at The Museum feel haha
August 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is surreal. They set the cage up just outside the Best Furniture Outlet. Kinda has a Night at The Museum feel haha
I am, no shit, at an MMA event in Lansing MI in a goddamn half defunct mall. I heard that all areas have two malls: the one that people go to and the one that people USED to go to. This is definitely the latter.
August 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I am, no shit, at an MMA event in Lansing MI in a goddamn half defunct mall. I heard that all areas have two malls: the one that people go to and the one that people USED to go to. This is definitely the latter.
No cheating post your lock screen.
This is a pic of the Angel Michael standing on the head of Lucifer. Statue is at the Grotto of Redemption in West Bend Iowa. Drive three hours out of our way through a Derecho to see it
This is a pic of the Angel Michael standing on the head of Lucifer. Statue is at the Grotto of Redemption in West Bend Iowa. Drive three hours out of our way through a Derecho to see it
July 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
No cheating post your lock screen.
This is a pic of the Angel Michael standing on the head of Lucifer. Statue is at the Grotto of Redemption in West Bend Iowa. Drive three hours out of our way through a Derecho to see it
This is a pic of the Angel Michael standing on the head of Lucifer. Statue is at the Grotto of Redemption in West Bend Iowa. Drive three hours out of our way through a Derecho to see it
This dedication. Oof
June 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
This dedication. Oof
Well I guess I am going to try to read The Shepherds Crown again...
June 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Well I guess I am going to try to read The Shepherds Crown again...
And in my Nephew's closet I found this relic:
June 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
And in my Nephew's closet I found this relic:
If you haven't been to a funeral at a UAW hall, are you even a Michigander?
June 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If you haven't been to a funeral at a UAW hall, are you even a Michigander?
50 Cent: You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Me: Ah yes. I am also there, behaving normally.
Me: Ah yes. I am also there, behaving normally.
May 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
50 Cent: You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Me: Ah yes. I am also there, behaving normally.
Me: Ah yes. I am also there, behaving normally.
Of all the incredible murals in Detroit, this has to be my favorite
May 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Of all the incredible murals in Detroit, this has to be my favorite
Good morning Detroit. You're looking beautiful
May 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Good morning Detroit. You're looking beautiful
This is the one. Seriously looked rad as hell in Black and Yellow
April 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This is the one. Seriously looked rad as hell in Black and Yellow
This has infuriated me and has turned me against all birds. In response I have flicked my cockatiel right in her orange spot.
April 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This has infuriated me and has turned me against all birds. In response I have flicked my cockatiel right in her orange spot.
"The existential dread of ekeing out a life worth living in this completely failed society"
April 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"The existential dread of ekeing out a life worth living in this completely failed society"
Ah yes Springtime in Michigan. Excellent stuff.
April 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Ah yes Springtime in Michigan. Excellent stuff.
Need an extra cm or two of "in the red" volume here.
April 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Need an extra cm or two of "in the red" volume here.
My copy is pretty busted.
April 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My copy is pretty busted.
From the Mothman Museum. Well worth a stop for sure .
March 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
From the Mothman Museum. Well worth a stop for sure .
Guess who had some soup and needs a moustache trim?
This guy!
This guy!
March 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Guess who had some soup and needs a moustache trim?
This guy!
This guy!
Most don't know this, but beloved 1980s stuffed animals the Pound Puppies were originally created to be sex toys, but to the horror and embarrassment of their parents, young kids kept finding and hugging them.
Apparently the original version is still sold in specialty shops under the name HumpPups
Apparently the original version is still sold in specialty shops under the name HumpPups
March 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Most don't know this, but beloved 1980s stuffed animals the Pound Puppies were originally created to be sex toys, but to the horror and embarrassment of their parents, young kids kept finding and hugging them.
Apparently the original version is still sold in specialty shops under the name HumpPups
Apparently the original version is still sold in specialty shops under the name HumpPups