Rose
rosebrarian.bsky.social
Rose
@rosebrarian.bsky.social
Librarian, nonbinary trans fem, bi, polyamorous. Everything on main. 🔞 minors DNI.
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"How did the West fall, granma?"

"Well, a bunch of incredibly fragile white people with more money than humans should be allowed to have decided to light it all on fire because somehow, somewhere, a minority was being treated like a human being. And pronouns. They fucking HATE pronouns."
A constant blazing terror that somewhere, somebody might be getting a free cheese sandwich. Or indeed brief use of a wheelchair.
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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icymi in 1937 Leadbelly wrote the couplet "Home of the brave, land of the free / don't wanna be mistreated by no bourgeoisie"
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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People under 30 aren't having sex & look way older & haggard because they're not doing the running man in Z Cavariccis with hi-top fades in Italian loafers with their boys to a Teddy Riley type beat
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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A pair of Thunderbolts painted up for Battletech. The smaller, plastic model was one of the first minis I ever painted, and the larger, metal one is my attempt at recreating the scheme today. I call them the Red Star Brigade. #minipainting
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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girl what
🚨 EXPOSED: Parents are being threatened for recording their own kids’ hockey games. Private equity bought the rinks, banned filming, and now charges up to $50 a month to watch youth sports.
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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"Be real with me; is it actually old man yaoi, or are they 30?"
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
be there or be square!

me:
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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barking lot
November 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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#RECALL: Criblike aftermarket play yard and non-full sized crib mattresses. The mattresses may not fit certain play yards/non-full sized cribs, posing a deadly entrapment hazard. The non-full-sized crib mattress, also fails the standard for mattress set flammability. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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going up to a T4T lesbian couple like "which one of you is the poster and which one is the reply girl?"
November 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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The fact that disney has an official job position called 'Consul' is crazy. sometimes when people talk about Disney, I think to myself it's like we're talking about a massive powerful world spanning empire like Rome, and then I realize that's because, in a way, we are.
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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did u know
April 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Casting spells and worshipping the devil in TTRPGs is so old school

Come to Lancer, where you get to be a woke gay antifa mech pilot fighting for communism
D&D is satanic again let's go
October 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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FLIPMODE
September 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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[explaining the president to someone who doesn’t live in the us] imagine a burger king
September 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Aya in Parasite Eve is a likeable character, in part because she's a John McClane; a regular cop thrown into exceptional circumstances. I think that's why the other two games don't resonate as much with some.

By cribbing too closely from the source of inspiration, you're in the shadow of it.
September 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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what are you having for breakfast baby?

—uttered toast

haha! did you mean buttered toast?

—the toast has been spoken of. this toast is known

baby you’re scaring me, please put down that knife

—the toast that was spoken of at the dawn of this era

no. not that toast. baby the sages warned us
September 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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WHO’S AFRAID OF GENDER?
August 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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(smoothly, sexily) "let's get outta here..." *opens the emergency door and we get sucked out the airplane with no chutes*
September 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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i just saw ezra klein in the household essentials aisle at trader joes he was biting into a roll of toilet paper like it was an apple and cooing softly
September 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM