@roflyssmtt.bsky.social
Rolls on Floor Laughing (Yet still somehow manages to type)
For every complex problem - there's a solution that is simple, straightforward and wrong
For every complex problem - there's a solution that is simple, straightforward and wrong
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In case you missed it: our investigation into how Sky Bet relocated to Malta to avoid £55m of tax/year This kind of thing is often reported as "perfectly proper, and there's no suggestion that any laws were broken".
But here it looks improper. Laws may have been broken.
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But here it looks improper. Laws may have been broken.
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November 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
In case you missed it: our investigation into how Sky Bet relocated to Malta to avoid £55m of tax/year This kind of thing is often reported as "perfectly proper, and there's no suggestion that any laws were broken".
But here it looks improper. Laws may have been broken.
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But here it looks improper. Laws may have been broken.
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Centuries of overgrazing & muirburn for grouse moors mean Highland Scotland looks treeless & desolate. But it doesn't have to be this way. New film Scotland's Missing Forests went online y'day. Chuffed to see almost 10k views. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuTV... @chrisgpackham.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Centuries of overgrazing & muirburn for grouse moors mean Highland Scotland looks treeless & desolate. But it doesn't have to be this way. New film Scotland's Missing Forests went online y'day. Chuffed to see almost 10k views. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuTV... @chrisgpackham.bsky.social
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Fox News is showing a live feed of puppies to keep their viewers calm this morning.
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Fox News is showing a live feed of puppies to keep their viewers calm this morning.
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The last time we were mad enough to let Labour near government in Scotland. They saddled us with billions of pounds of PFI debt for schools and hospitals that literally fell down.
And had unbreakable service contracts that cost so much for so little, basic fixes like sign changes were impossible.
And had unbreakable service contracts that cost so much for so little, basic fixes like sign changes were impossible.
Why does a massive US private healthcare company own 2 NHS PFI projects? 🚨
November 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The last time we were mad enough to let Labour near government in Scotland. They saddled us with billions of pounds of PFI debt for schools and hospitals that literally fell down.
And had unbreakable service contracts that cost so much for so little, basic fixes like sign changes were impossible.
And had unbreakable service contracts that cost so much for so little, basic fixes like sign changes were impossible.
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Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
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Michelle Mone has just bought a £10m home in Florida, even though she has yet to repay a penny of the £122m PPE Medpro owes the taxpayer. Good job she hasn't committed housing benefit fraud, because she might have been prosecuted then.
October 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Michelle Mone has just bought a £10m home in Florida, even though she has yet to repay a penny of the £122m PPE Medpro owes the taxpayer. Good job she hasn't committed housing benefit fraud, because she might have been prosecuted then.
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Brace yourselves Aberdeen for the rush of jobs coming your way!
This position, when filled, by my reckoning, will take the number of jobs up to 14 in the HQ of GB Energy 🙄
This position, when filled, by my reckoning, will take the number of jobs up to 14 in the HQ of GB Energy 🙄
October 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Brace yourselves Aberdeen for the rush of jobs coming your way!
This position, when filled, by my reckoning, will take the number of jobs up to 14 in the HQ of GB Energy 🙄
This position, when filled, by my reckoning, will take the number of jobs up to 14 in the HQ of GB Energy 🙄
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Dear Louvre Thieves:
How fast do you think you could get the Epstein Files?
How fast do you think you could get the Epstein Files?
October 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Dear Louvre Thieves:
How fast do you think you could get the Epstein Files?
How fast do you think you could get the Epstein Files?
Anyone else catch the live cast from Rome on the Big Screen at Ibrox this arvo? #AskingForAFriend
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Anyone else catch the live cast from Rome on the Big Screen at Ibrox this arvo? #AskingForAFriend
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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Mamdani hasn’t been elected yet and he’s already driving criminals out of New York.
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Mamdani hasn’t been elected yet and he’s already driving criminals out of New York.
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Monarchy is archaic at the best of times, but the idea that one man and his family should seek absolute power over America in the year 2025 is shameful. Tell Rupert Murdoch to fuck off.
October 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Monarchy is archaic at the best of times, but the idea that one man and his family should seek absolute power over America in the year 2025 is shameful. Tell Rupert Murdoch to fuck off.
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Missing in Loudoun County, VA
October 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Missing in Loudoun County, VA
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CNN talking about the possibility of violence as a guy in a giraffe costume waddles by
October 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
CNN talking about the possibility of violence as a guy in a giraffe costume waddles by
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Every other line of this is quotable, for those who bothered to read it.
Why, yes, @helenlewis.bsky.social did go to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
How Many Comedians Does It Take to Change a Country?
What it’s like to watch Louis C.K. do stand-up in Saudi Arabia
www.theatlantic.com
October 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Every other line of this is quotable, for those who bothered to read it.
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This is why football is the best sport in the world 🤣
October 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is why football is the best sport in the world 🤣
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They feel untouchable
So the president of the United States plans to meet with Putin in Hungary, and when a reporter asked where that plan came from, this was the reply of the United States government www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
October 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
They feel untouchable
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UPDATE: The New York Young Republicans are being disbanded for being too racist.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/n...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/n...
October 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
UPDATE: The New York Young Republicans are being disbanded for being too racist.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/n...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/n...