robertus
@robertus.bsky.social
Copy editor ordinaire, he/him, hockey official, hobby medievalist, sometime writer of words in a sequence, New Yorker in Maryland, sublime dot idealist at the gee mail.
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Ally Pally goes “BUNTING MENTAL” for Stephen Bunting’s walk-on 🤩
YouTube video by Sky Sports Darts
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December 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org
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SLAMMIN STRAWBERRY REFUSES TO GO TO MOUTH HEAVEN
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
SLAMMIN STRAWBERRY REFUSES TO GO TO MOUTH HEAVEN
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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Me at the beginning of 2025 vs me at the end of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Me at the beginning of 2025 vs me at the end of 2025
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Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
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Looking for a Christmas miracle for a kitty (aging parent situation) for Baltimore pals: (1/2)
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Looking for a Christmas miracle for a kitty (aging parent situation) for Baltimore pals: (1/2)
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
Today's earworm www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydv6...
Car Seat Headrest - "Sober to Death" (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Matador Records
www.youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Today's earworm www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydv6...
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June 2018. I'm in court defending a woman in her late 30s, who was charged with possession of marijuana
School's out for the summer, so she has her high school-aged son with her
1/
School's out for the summer, so she has her high school-aged son with her
1/
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
June 2018. I'm in court defending a woman in her late 30s, who was charged with possession of marijuana
School's out for the summer, so she has her high school-aged son with her
1/
School's out for the summer, so she has her high school-aged son with her
1/
D... did people get bureaucratic overreach for Christmas this year? I got some gloves and a couple pair of fuzzy socks.
Indiana State Senator wishes you a Merry Christmas by… posting images of himself assaulting Santa Claus.
Are the fascists okay?
Are the fascists okay?
December 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
D... did people get bureaucratic overreach for Christmas this year? I got some gloves and a couple pair of fuzzy socks.
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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This offer is still open, happy to lend an ear if you need one
I've gotten a few today and also am not doing anything for the Holidays so, hey, if you're struggling with gender stuff with family or having a rough go of it or want to just send dumb questions or nice things, I'm gonna be around and will try and help if I can!
December 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This offer is still open, happy to lend an ear if you need one
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"It's a holiday tv special about a bald, melancholy boy"
Vince Guaraldi:
Vince Guaraldi:
December 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"It's a holiday tv special about a bald, melancholy boy"
Vince Guaraldi:
Vince Guaraldi:
a howl howl howl howl
- Housebroken
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
a howl howl howl howl
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Why is this artist revealing personal details of my life?
December 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why is this artist revealing personal details of my life?
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🥲https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9XN1iOungs
I Talked To 50 Dads At The Eras Tour
YouTube video by DARK WEB | Paul Scheer & Rob Huebel
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
🥲https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9XN1iOungs
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
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In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
From Jose Saramago's The History of the Siege of Lisbon
December 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
From Jose Saramago's The History of the Siege of Lisbon
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